Meet Caldy (Caldee) the lovable sweet talking con artist rogue who had the audacity to swindle Flash Kei on Dantoonine and then the poor baka moron met up with the Deadly Dynamic Duo again on World's World in their eppy Steamy Romantic Hot Springs Tour and gets stranded with the Angels on an island for three days! Can you say frigging jigoku (Hell)?
ANGEL WINGS
DISCLAIMER: OK Makoto Honey, it's all yours. First I wanna thank Mr T for the use of his Angels and stuff. Then I wanna thank everyone else who has been allowing us to use their creations here like Thom Beers for the use of his ice road truckers Hugh, Drew, Rick, Eric, Alex and Bear. I took the liberty of naming the 3WA academy in Furool City on Shimougou after Mr Haruka Takachiho in honour of his creations- the Angels. How was that, Yuri? Great, kiddo. Oh hai it sure was, Kei! Now since we left ya up in the air last time let's get to Ch 43 without any further meandering, shall we? Why is Zack Zero back and oro does he want with Suba Marina Oki? Can Mandy keep her big mouth shut? Does Zoe really know Kagome's 'Sit Boy!' command? A hint re the titles- Transfusions ain't always blood and this 'shadow' is helpful to the gang. Oro does this all mean? We'll find out momentarily gang. The Boss Red Marshall's on the warpath again! Here 'tis:-
CHAPTER 43
'Hyuga Transfusion' or 'Shadow In the Bays'
"OW! Shit!! Dammit wench! That 's' word should only work on me if Kagome says it! So how is it that you can do it too, bitch?" howled InuYasha.
"Just alchemy, Doggie Boy and watch your mouth, pal. I simply transmuted the deck under your feet into ice. Like Ed Elric our fullmetal alchemist I don't need to draw circles either. That was merely a warning. Leave my girls alone or else! Enjoy your lunch. See ya at 1400." said Zoe Morton who was a 12th level alchemist in her own right.
"I did try to warn you about her, InuYasha. I sensed her spiritual pressure while she was walking over here to us." said Rukia Kutschski the soul reaper.
"I didn't do nothin' to her kids, dammit all! He did!" yelped the hanyou who was pointing at Mordor.
"But I was polite, my tomo (friend) while you were not." explained Mordor the sorcerer. Zoe suddenly spun on her heels and did an about face.
"Oh that's right, Mr Mordor. It was you who made my little Mako cry, wasn't it? Freeze, sorcerer!" she cried and clapped a hand to the mage's shoulder. The amazed sorcerer found that he could not move a muscle!
"Don't do anything like that to Mako or any of my girls again, dammit! That paralysis spell should wear off by 1400. Didn't know I was a magess as well as an alchemist, did you? If I hear another peep outta anyone at this blasted table I will freeze the lot of you until the Boss's meeting. Now eat your lunches and shut the Fxxx up! Ja ne and ja mata (See you later. Zoe used both forms of address since the table was a mixed company of both men and women)." she added and then strolled back to her galley.
"Fingal! Can you break this blasted spell? Kikyo? Naraku? Sesshomaru? Miroku? Anybody?" asked Mordor through clenched teeth.
"Sorry old boy but since that spell of heres is alchemy and not magic we can do nothing." apologized Fingal the 'White Druid' who was Mordor's opposite number and a mage himself. Mordor scowled at him.
"She just told us she was a magess so it is magic, you old fool!" he yelled angrily. Ed and Al's alchemy teacher began to laugh.
"No mage, magess nor even a magician like Louie (the Rune Soldier) can perform alchemy, my dear Mr Mordor. And one alchemist can never break another alchemist's spell so I'm afraid you're just going to have to wait until it wears off you, me old boyo." chuckled Izumi.
"I am certainly glad that she is not mad at me, that I truly am." said Lord Falco. The knight captain of the royal guard felt a tug at his trouser cuff and glanced down.
"Is she gone yet, Falco?" demanded a squeaky voice coming from under the table.
"Yes, Your Highness. She has departed from us." replied the captain of the guard.
"Yeah so ya can c'mon out now, ya little crybaby." said the big inu hanyou. Prince John crawled out and back up onto his chair.
"Kouga! You naughty lil wolfie. Is that your paw on my leg?" giggled Ayame the wolf youkai maiden.
"Huh?" replied Kouga and both of his paws were around a huge mutton chop.
"So if it's not you then who--" began Ayame and Miroku the monk held up both hands.
"It sure ain't the pervert this time." said Sango the demon slayer girl.
"Then who the Hell is it?" cried Ayame and she jumped up as a huge green serpent slithered off her lap and onto the deck. Neji was walking past and picked it up. He grinned.
"Relax, Wolf Girl. It's only Orochimaru although how he got outta the galley and all the way over here is beyond me." he said and chucked the monstrous snake down athe nearest recycle chute.
Kakashi Sensei put down his little book and frowned at him. "Orochimaru? And you just let him go? Where does that damned thing come out?" he asked.
"Rally said the recycle generator unit on the main level just below this deck. Beside the docking bays." replied Rebecca. Kakashi was already long gone when Ichigo and Rukia 'flash stepped' downstairs to the bays. Kagome was up and racing for the lift.
"Security team to the main level docking bays stat! Orochimaru is trying to escape! That half masked Ninja freak and those two soul grabbers just took off after him. We'll meet ya down there. Kagome out." she trilled. "Let's go, gang! Get up InuYasha! C'mon Ivy!" she yelled back over her shoulder. Meanwhile one deck down beside the bays--
"Now ya gone and done it, girl! Everybody thinks that Orochimaru's loose! Why'd I let you talk me into this fiasco?" complained Neji Hyuga as he was pulling a grimy Ten Ten out of the recycle chute on the ship's main deck.
"That was fun, Neji! A simple substitution jutsu and they all fell for it, man! Seriously though- I did sense something strange down here a little while ago but now it seems to be gone. That's why I needed you. Use your 'Bayakugan Aizu (Eyes)' and tell me who or oro (what) is down here with us." said Ten Ten worriedly. A few minutes later after careful gazing Neji did notice a fom in the shadows. Nai (No), not 'in' the shadows. This thing seemed to be a part of the shadows!
"Kami (God) help us all, Ten Ten! It's a shadowy thing and it seems to be wedged between this time/space dimension and another one! The poor creature is trapped and it's oro's (what's) blocking our blasted continuum's portal! That's why we haven't been able to leave this place and time era! That's probably why none of the others have gone home either! Take the lift up to Surface Seven and get some of those 'pattern enhancer' column thingys! And tell the Boss Lady to get us some help down here pronto! Maybe we can beam this dude through or back or something. Tell those three time monkeys (the Doctors) that he says he is a 'Silurian' from 'Elzana Six' and his name is 'Geg' something. 'Geg Duraghan', yeah, that's it- 'Geg Duraghan'! Hurry up, Lovey! This portal is really crushing him! Go!" ordered Neji who was attempting to use his jutsu to to force the portal's energy away from Geg's slimy body. The 'thing' spoke in a guttural tone which was very faint. Neji had to strain to hear him.
"I am a scientist and I was certain I had found a stable method of travelling through the space/time continnum, young sir. However, when my body was about halfway through the portal it began to close and I became wedge in it- half of me in this space/time era and my other half in my own time era on my own world within my own dimension. Thank you for trying to assist me, boy. This pain is excruciating, young Neji Hyuga. I can see only shadows which is how you must view myself as well but I sense that you are a young male Ninja of the Hyuga Clan and that your name is Neji. Am I right, my lad?" asked the Silurian scientist and Neji nodded.
"Yes, you are quite correct, sir. Do not try to talk. Save your strength. Help is on the way, sir. Just hold on." replied the Ninja boy. Meanwhile Ten Ten had gone to Surface Nine not Surface Seven as Neji had instructed her. She had gone to the commander on the bridge.
"Exactly where did you say this guy is that you and Neji found, Ten Ten?" asked Marlene Angel and the Ninja girl fidgeted and began to toy with her 'kanai' (a stone dagger).
"The Brigadier asked you a question, girl! Answer her!" yelled Kome Sawaguchi.
"I-I don't really know, ma'am. I sensed a presence down there but only Neji can actually 'see' the dude. Hinata can too I guess since they're both of the 'Hyuga' clan. They're siblings so both of 'em got those 'Bayakugan Aizu' I mean eyes. That's an ability to see things that other people cannot see. Dammit, ma'am! Just grab some thingys called 'pattern enhancers' and follow me!" cried Ten Ten, stamping her foot on the deck.
"Neji said to bring a security team along too, ma'am." she added quietly.
"It will not work, my lad. You do realize that, do you not? (Neji didn't bother answering Geg) Sealing this portal of yours, young Neji, will not close up the rifts in your space/time continuum. To accomplish that feat, you must use 'anti matter." said Geg Duraghan who was writhing in pain and agony while the 'portal' continued to squeeze shut despite the young Ninja boy's attempts to create a stable 'chakra or chi energy field' around the Silurian scientist.
Finally Kouga and InuYasha led a security team into the corridor. Following Neji's instructions they began placing 'pattern enhancers' around an area of empty space.
"Ya sure he's got both oars in the water, Ten Ten? There ain't nothing there!" whispered Kome.
"Neji has a special visionary power which enables him to see things and people in more than just one dimension, Suba. If Neji says there's something there, you can take it to the bank, ma'am." replied the Ninja tomboy.
"OK guys, that's just swell. Suba, have everything beamed up that is in that area of the hallway marked by the enhancer columns. Please hurry, Miss Sawaguchi because this guy is being crushed to death." said Neji exerting every bit of his 'Bayakugan' jutsu's chakra to force the dimensional portal back and away from Geg's body. Kome spoke clearly into the air.
"Nyssa? Kome here. Lock onto the triangulated area enclosed by the enhancers' coordinates down here on the main level and beam up everything in it. Do it now, girl! Energize!" trilled the strawberry blonde teenaged Subaltern and Poof! There was a blinding amber flash and then nothing as Neji Hyuga went to his knees and then passed out. Meanwhile in the beaming bays on Surface Seven--
"Yuck! Holy shit! Oro (What) a monster, man! I'm putting a Level Eight barrier up around this shimatta (damned) thing whether you like it or not, Suba! We got 'it' oro (what)ever the Hell 'it' is, ma'am! Get back up here stat! Nyssa out." trilled the Trakken girl sometimes navvie.
"On my way." trilled Kome.
"Send Donovan to the main level, Sector Alpha, Area Six stat!" trilled Sango who was giving CPR to Neji but he wasn't responding at all!
The double bobbed hairdo Ninja tomboy grabbed a PA mike and shouted into it. "Hinata? It's Ten Ten. Looks like your brother needs a chakra jolt so get your ass down here to the main level- fast!" trilled Ten Ten.
"I'll be right down, Ten Ten." trilled Hinata Hyuga who had just finished taking a shower. She threw on one of Yuri's old hotpants uniforms and sandals. Then she raced down four flights of gantryway stairs to her brother and pressed both hands flat on Neji's chest. Her aizu (eyes) glowed golden and brilliant white light flowed from her body into his!
"Oro (What) the Hell! Hey darlin'? Oro's (What's) she doing to him, kid?" drawled Han Solo.
"A chakra energy transfer, Captain Solo. It's sorta like a blood transfusion. Not just any Ninja can do it, however, the members of the 'Hyuga' clan are masters of the art. Watch. Neji'll be OK in a few more minutes, sir." whispered Ten Ten.
"Wowie! Get a load of that crazy getup Hinata's got on!" yelled Naruto and Kakashi Sensei cuffed him with his little book.
"Show some respect, kid. That 'getup' is an old style 3WA uniform. She does look cute in it though. Come to think of it now, I can't remember ever seeing Hinata in anything but pants. It sure makes for a nice change, I must admit." replied their Ninja master.
Soon Neji sat up and began laughing. "Where the Hell'd ya get those rags from, sis? You look ridiculous in that yellow diaper! Did ya borrow it from Auntie Faye?" chuckled Neji and his sister's face went red when she realized that she was showing off more skin than she usually did in this silly looking outfit. The 'Black Guardian' stepped forward and gallantly wrapped her in his voluminous night-black cloak.
"Arigatou (Thank you), sir." whispered Hinata and Neji glanced at the two Guardians.
"That Silurian guy said that sealing this portal will not work, sirs. He said we would have to use 'antimatter' to blow it shut for good. Do you know oro (what) Geg Duraghan meant by that?" he asked and White nodded.
"Yes we do, son. An 'antimatter' bomb must be detonated at the exact centre of this Universe at the exact same instant that all of these holes in the continuum are plugged up. Of course whoever detonates it had better not be closer than twelve lightyears to it when that bomb explodes." said Black.
My hubby (Vegeeta Brief) and Goku (Son) are both Saiyaans and can instantly--" began Bulma Brief.
"And our two 'soul reapers' can 'flash step' a hundred time faster, my dear but even that would be nowhere near fast enough." replied White shaking his head sadly.
"Looks like for once even that Amazon Hellcat can't muscle her way in and steal the show." said a grim-faced Yuri Donovan.
Suddenly Raven (the 'Teen Titan' not the 'ISSP' chief) snapped her fingers. "Of course! Wht not have Wally do it for us?" she suggested.
"Who is Wally?" asked Anton Gustav curiously.
"Why not have Wally do oro (what) for ya?" demanded a ginger-haired youth who had just appeared out of thin air- or so it seemed to them anyway!
"Detonate an 'antimatter' bomb and then get back here before it goes off." explained Ichigo Kurosaki, the substitute 'soul reaper'.
"Detonate it where exactly?" yawned the kid.
"At the very exact centre of this Universe, sir." said Rukia Kutschski, the real 'soul reaper' from the 'Seretai' of the 'Soul Society'.
"Piece o' cake, my lovely only where do we find some 'antimatter' around these parts, folks?" asked Raven's pal.
"The 'Mines of Moria' on 'Andvari Four' which is still another four days away from us." said Andre Gooley sadly.
"I can get it for ya and bring it back here in a few seconds, Pop but if I bring even a milligram of that stuff on this contraption we'll blow another hole in the Universe and us with it! Ya need a stable vacuum to contain it and the bomb's shell has to made outta 'antimatter' too, Gramps. So I can get this crap for ya, plant it and blow it only how do we make it safe enough to move?" asked the bored teenager.
"In a vacuum 'dilythium crystal' becomes very much like 'antimatter', my friends. Close enough for our purposes at least." said Doctor Two.
"So we build a zero room inside a vacuum and construct a dilythium box for the 'antimatter'. We can use a Holodeck chamber for a workshop after 'CC' pumps out itts atmosphere." added Doctor Four.
"According to the 'Galactic Compendium' the exact centre of this Universe is 8.7654 million trillion lightyears due West from us so how can this young lad here possibly hope to get there and back again int he blink of an aizu (eye)?" demanded a skeptical Doctor Six. Raven grinned.
"He's part of the 'Justice League', Doc. Wally's better known as the 'Flash' and that's because he's the fastest dude in the cosmos." she chuckled. Garner came to a decision and snapped his fingers.
"Blackfire, go to our fuel storage rooms and get a few kilos of dilythium crystals and take 'em up to the Doctors on Holodeck Eight. Gentlemen, Holodeck Chamber Seven will be yours to use just as soon as 'CC' pumps out the atmosphere. Better use the 'rebreathers' gents just to be on the safe side. You too, Blackfire. You three will build your zero room and construct this dilythium box for the 'antimatter'. When it's ready Wally will travel to the 'Mines of Moria' on 'Andvari 4' and procure (White held up three fingers) three kilos ("Grams!" corrected Black hastily) three grams of 'antimatter' and return here with them-- Nai (No) dammit he can't bring that stuff aboard, can he? I have it! Wally will wait outside the ship with it and trill us so Sawaguchi can beam it and him directly to the Holodeck chamber. Use pattern enhancers to cordon off the containment field for it, Doctors. Then you will construct a bomb which Wally will take to the coordinates that Suba Morton (Zoe) will give him where he will detonate the bomb and get the Hell back here post haste. Wait a sec. How many 'holes' do we have to plug up in the continuum? ("Four." was White's answer) Damn! (Oh don't worry about them, Charlie. We'll 'bung up' the holes for you." said Black) Well then, that's how we'll do it, folks. To your stations, my tomos (friends)." ordered the Territorial Sector Chief and the room emptied out quickly.
Five hours later the Doctors had completed the box so Wally took it and left for 'Andvari 4'. He returned almost immediately.
"Here's your 'antimatter', Docs." he said and tossed the box to them. Doctor Six caught it.
"Careful, boy! If that box's seals rupture we'll all be Angels dash it all!" yelped Doctor Two.
Charles Garner exploded. "You were supposed to wait outside with that crap and the Suba would beam ya up here with it dammit! You could've nuked the blasted ship, Wally!" yelled an angry Garner.
"There was never any real danger of that ever happening, Chief. Wally brought that 'antimatter' block back here inside of a box composed of 'almost antimatter' and we triple strengthened the seals on it. We designed and built that box specifically for that magic block itself." chortled the grinning Doctor Four.
"And now we must erect an 'almost antimatter' casing around it and the bomb and rig it with a detonator. No fuse will be necessaryu since Wally will detonate the device and leave forthwith." said Doctor Two.
"Mr 'Flash' should remain here. When the bomb's ready we can give it to him and I will inform the Guardians. When Wally detonates it he'll trill us the single word 'done' at which time the Guardians will 'bung up' all the holes in the continuum's fabric." explained Doctor Six and at a nod from Garner, Wally sat down to wait.
Six long hours passed before he could finally leave with the bomb. "Done." he trilled a split nano-second before he reappeared on the Holodeck at the same time that the beaming Guardians strolled in.
"We have 'bunged up' all the holes we detected. Therefore the 'exodus' will commence in 24 solar hours so I advise you all to say your farewells while you still can. Now we really must dash. It has been a really cool scene, cats. Later." said the fastidious White.
"Give Reds our best, won't you? If any of you ever want to join me on the Dark Side I can be easily reached via my website at '.com' and my email address is--" said Black just as White struck the deck with his cane which caused both of them to vanish.
"Well the proof really is in the pudding like they say, folks. So all we can do now is until tomorrow and hope for the best eh? How's about a rousing game of cricket? One of my future regenerated selves (Doctor Five) will simply love that game." suggested Doctor Two.
"Cricket huh? I'd rather watch paint dry. It'd be a Helluva lot more fun than cricket." replied Gene Starwind.
"Golf anyone?" tried 'Jimbo' Hawking but there seemed to be no takers.
"Tennis? Duel Monsters? Vidgames? Stop me if anything appeals to anyone, gang." said Light (Kira) Yagami. Ryuuk grinned from ear to ear.
"There is always football, isn't there? Oh not the sissy British kind. The real thing like the Yanks' NFL or the Canucks' CFL. I could really get into that kind of a game, my tomos (friends)." said the leering Shinigami death god who was crunching on yet another apple.
"Yeah but this time no using any special powers, no magic, no alchemy tricks, no flash stepping, no more instantaneous transmissions, no flying and no more cheating dammit! My leg still hurts a little every now and then." complained Sango and she winced at the memory of that ill fated game on 'Kagura' when 'that big inu hanyou lug' (InuYasha) had broken her leg with a flying tackle takedown.
"Great! Only this time I'm gonna play so somebody else can be the Hawks' coach. Reds should just play this time around and let somebody else be the Killers' field general. Oro (What) do ya say, guys and gals? (Then Han Solo looked around the room) Where in the Sam Hell is our 'fearless leader' today anyway?" he drawled.
"Somebody lookin' for me?" growled the red-headed 'Demon of Dublin' from behind the ex-pirate.
"I just heard from 'CC' and Mugghi what's been going on so well done- all of ya but especially the 'Flash' here. (She clapped the kid on the back) Wally, we couldn't never have done this without ya, tomo watashi (very good friend). Hip, hip, hooray!" said the Boss and there was a rousing refrain of her cheer three more times for the Terran kid hero.
"I guess Whitey and his pal vamoosed before I showed up eh? (Yuri nodded) I er seem to have that effect on some folks. (Yuri grimaced) OK, what say we go back to 'Kalufrax' and wait? (A chorus of "Right on man!" greeted that suggestion) Mar? Make it so. After we're back on 'George' again I'm ordering everyone upstairs to Holodeck Chamber Four for a rematch between the Hawks and the Killers. Who's gonna coach us this time? I say 'Cat' (Rally Vincent) for my Killers. Han?" asked the redhead.
"I want Gene Starwind to coach my Hawks. Any objections to 'Cat' or Gene, gang? Nope? Rally? Gene? Will ya coach our teams? (Chicago 'cowgirl' and space rogue nodded and smiled) OK, let's start choosing up sides. The rest of ya can help out or just watch. Mae? Zoe? Leila? You three can rep up our uniforms and equipment. Sango is excused since she's still nursing that leg and--" drawled Solo.
"The Hell with that crap, pirate! I'm playing only not for your team this time. 'Cat'? Ya need a good wideout/linebacker?" asked the demon slayer girl and Rally clapped Sango on the back.
"Sango's our first player. I'm gonna have a snack in the rec room so any of ya that wanna play for the Killers that's where you'll find me." said Rally.
"Same goes for my Hawks, gang. I'll be holding court at the table beside Vincent's. If ya wanna be a Hawk we'll be glad to have ya. Both our teams are gonna be needin' water people, medics, equipment managers, ballhawks, cheerleaders, helpers and whatnot so don't be shy. Even if ya don't wanna play ya can still help us out. Fans are real important as well 'cause we need an audience, don't we?" added Gene.
"Our boys from 'Gallifrey' (the Doctors) are the officials and Doctor Two is the head referee. That means you got the final say, Doc. 'Cat'? Gene? You each get two coaches' challenges (red flags). Ya each get two more if the games goes into overtime. 'CC' is the official timekeeper and 'Artok' will be doing our scorekeeping for us. As soon as we got our teams picked and 'CC' and Artok have set up Holo Chamber Four and prepped it for play we will begin the rematch. Now let's all eat 'cause I'm starvin' to death!" chortled the Red Marshall Boss. Meanwhile back in the White Guardian's garden--
White was serving tea to Black when he suddenly remembered something quite awful.
"Dammit to Hell!" he swore and Black chuckled.
"Keep saying things like that and I will have you over on my Dark Side, my tomo (friend). (White sighed and sat down again) Oro's (What's) wrong, White?" asked Black.
"That heroic young boy- Master 'Flash'- entered a 'time corridor' to reach the centre of their Universe in time, did he not?" asked White.
"Of course he did, you silly old fool. So what?" demanded an impatient Black.
"He went 'forwards' in time, you idiot! So instead of a one day wait it will take two to fix that confounded Universe's continuum curtain and send those folks back home!" yelled White and he banged his cane on the ground. Suddenly the gardens shook like Godzilla was jumping up and down on the roof of the gazebo they were sitting in.
"So?" repeated Black while he sipped his tea and munched on his eclair.
"Sorry. I must have gotten carried away, old friend. We told those nice young people it would take 'one' solar day, however, if they do anything stupid like blasting off early to head for home or even 'Kalufrax' that continuum of theirs is so unstable that our 'bunging up' seals may very well be ruptured and could even open up those holes again! Then we'd have all this bloody crap to go through all over again dammit!" shouted White and Black grabbed his cane before he could use it again.
"Will you go and tell them or shall I?" asked a grinning Black.
"Us? Do you honestly think that that Amazonian hothead or those other kooks would believe either one of us after this? After all the times we have Fx- er I mean screwed things up, we'd be lucky if they didn't just toss us in the brig and throw away the vidkey codes!" said White.
"Then whom can we send? Everyone else is out on assignment to our myriad of alternate Universes except--" said Black.
"Mercury! Do we dare trust that womanizing lunatic moron again? Look what happened last time we used him- Universal Holocaust War 525! Absolute chaos!" yelled the White Guardian angrily.
END of Ch 43. Ch 44 'Message From the Garden' or 'Big Game Rematch' soon. Getting interesting eh? Wonder how our heroine's gonna get outta this one? Read on and r/r/s away as always. Have a wunnerful day and sfn/sys/jm/Kami bless you all for your interest and assistance. Hooble-toodle-doo! Toodles tomos watashi-K&K
I dickered over this chapter's titles. Let me know if I got 'em right eh?
PS- I really do appreciate all your loyalty and support over the years my tomos watashi all! And you can take that to the bank folks!-K&K
Next chapter features a Greek god BION! Stay tuned. Toodles-K&K
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