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16 July 2009

AngelWings Ch 51 'Fire Meets Oak'/'Hide 'N Seek?'

XANA is a pivotal location for this chapter of my fanfiction. Sorry but this chappie is rather long. Hopefully 52 will be shorter. By the way your narrator is now 60 as of 8 July 09 and as spry as ever. Still feel like I'm fifteen. On 9 July that versatile voice actor Tom Kenney hit the big 4-7 so a big HB to the big guy who has a part in the newest Transformers movie as an autobot. To paraphrase Jackie Gleason whom my late dad resembled a lot: 'And away we go!'


AW Ch 51 'Fire Meets Oak' or 'Hide 'N Seek?'

Game's history now so what other fun and games await our feisty heroines?

This chapter is about trying to stop a madman and for awhile the LA2 must hide from an enemy!

ANGEL WINGS

DISCLAIMER: OK 'Riza' darlin', it's all yours. First I wanna thank Mr T for the use of his Angels and stuff. Then I wanna thank everyone else who has been allowing us to use their creations here like Thom Beers for the use of his ice road truckers Hugh, Drew, Rick, Eric, Alex and Bear. I took the liberty of naming the 3WA academy in Furool City on Shimougou after Mr Haruka Takachiho in honour of his creations- the Angels. How was that, Yuri? Great, kiddo. Oh hai it sure was, Kei! Now since we left ya up in the air last time let's get to Ch 51 without any further meandering, shall we? Why is Zack Zero back and oro does he want with Suba Marina Oki? Can Mandy keep her big mouth shut? A hint re the titles- That will become apparent later on in the chapter. Oro does this all mean? We'll find out momentarily gang. The Boss Red Marshall's on the warpath again! Here 'tis:-

CHAPTER 51

'Fire Meets Oak' or 'Hide 'N Seek?'

"This is Hawkeye. Patch me through to Rafe Donnelly at 'ISSP' HQ in Moravian City and fast! Huh? On Mars, you idiot and hurry up! (Riza fumed at the four second relay delay) Rafe? Hi, it's Riza. Riza Hawkeye at Furool? Fine thanks and you? Good. Listen, we have got ourselves a slight problem on 'Kalufrax' so could you please send over about a dozen cruiser units to their spaceport? Why? Because I think that Zorin Oakenshield's gonna try to commandeer a 'UG' patrol starship. Huh? One of the 3WA's newest ones. Oro's that? Yeah, the 'Angel 2' but how'd you guess that? Just teasing you, old man. You know there's gonna be Hell to pay if he does try to grab it, Rafe. Just twelve, Rafe? Please?" pleaded Riza. "Ya will? Great. We owe ya one, tomo. Hawkeye out." she added and returned the vidcell to her purse. Then she knitted her brows in thought.

"I really got a bad feeling in my gut about this Z.O. thing, Chief. Fancy a trip to 'Kalufrax', Roy? We really should be there to act as go-betweens if nothing else. So how's about it?" asked the svelte blonde.

"You have a meeting with Senator Naia--" began Julia.

"Cancel it. Reschedule the old windbag for next week sometime and clear the rest of this week as well. I'm going even if Chief Mustang isn't." said Riza.

"Fallon, tell Lt Halva he's in charge until we get back next week. Close the top and head for 'Kalufrax', Suba." said Roy to their driver who nodded and slammed the roof portal shut. Suddenly the blonde commissioner looked flustered. Julia smiled and tapped her briefcase.

"Not to worry, Commish. Kal's a mite chilly this time of year. I thought trouble was brewing there so I took the liberty of packing a few changes of garments for you. (Her voice dropped to a murmur) I brought pants Riza just in case." said her aide. Hawkeye managed a wan smile and thanked her. Then her face darkened.

"Trouble brewing in Kal? How'd you figure that, Julie?" she demanded.

"Z.O.'s hired himself some extra muscle. 'Brilliant Dynamite Neon' and his 'Bad Lads' gang." replied Julie quietly. Fallon swore.

"Damnation! BDN and his no goodniks? You sure, Douglas?" asked Subaltern Fallon worriedly.

"Uh huh. I'm sure, Frank." she answered with a stifled yawn.

"Why? Who the Hell are they, Frank?" asked Roy Mustang.

"They're train hijackers from 'Gunsmoke', Chief. Captain Blue (Legato Bluesummers) told me all about 'em, sir. If they can hijack trains don't you think they can hijack starships too?" replied Fallon with a shrug of his shoulders as he keyed the mike of the sled's vidphone. "Cheska? It's Frank Fallon. Onegai (Please) clear us for offworld space travel. Lt Halva's in charge until further notice. Mustang's orders. Who's with us? (Roy shook his head) Now Cheska darlin' you know that's confidential information. It's on a need to know basis and Honey you just do not need to know so just do it. Where? (Roy mimed 'no' and shook his head) Sorry kiddo. Can't tell you that either. We're cleared? OK. Arigatou. Have a nice day, Chessie. Bye." said Fallon and he punched his speed bar. The sled rocketed towards the Western Gateway while two hours away at their destination--

"Oro the FXX do ya mean he said we can't land here! Patch his relay through to my quarters, Bishop- stat!" trilled an angry redhead.

"He's on Tach 3 Boss but it ain't Commander Nohara anymore. It's his exec- a Captain Oakenshield. Be careful, Reds. This guy sounds like he's missing a few nacelles, man! He just told me to prepare to be boarded or he'll fire on us! He's certifiable, ma'am!" trilled Bishop.

"Captain Oakenshield? This is Marshall Kierran O'Halloran of the 3WA, Special 'UG' envoy commanding the patrol starship 'Lovely Angel 2' requesting permission to dock--" began Kei reasonably. A voice like thunder caused her to yank out the comlink and continue with the vidscreens in front of her.

"Silence!! I am commandeering your ship, Madam! You will either surrender your vessel to me or I will take it by force! Under 'Kalufrax' and Galactic Law I am within my legal rights to declare martial law and seize any hostile vessel and their crews! I now intend to exercise that right! I hereby order you to surrender, Madam at once!" thundered the madman. Kei went purple with rage.

"The Hell I will!! You have no right whatsoever to interfere with a 3WA intergalactic police patrol craft! You will permit me to dock immediately, Captain or I will personally have your ass broken down to a 'sub sapper no class' (an ancient Terran army private E-2) before your court-martialed, pal! On old Terra they'd have kicked you outta the army on a Section 8, you deranged lunatic! You got five seconds to stand down and allow my ship to dock or I'll open fire on you, me boyo! Kapish?" yelled an enraged firebrand Hellcat tro-con.

"Very well. Have it your own way, Madam but I did warn you so remember that, you harlot! Commence firing!" screamed Zorin Oakenshield and he seized the controls of the nearest railgun and began blasting the 'LA2' with high intensity plasma energy beams.

"Shields up!! Now!" cried Kei and Joey at the same instant and 'CC' complied just in the nick of time.

"Er uh tomo Kei? Perhaps we have overstayed our welcome here? Don't you think it's high time we were leaving, love? Now- before we are turned into molten scrap Kelvinite!" suggested a shaken 'CC' but the Boss angrily shook her head defiantly.

"The Fxxxing day that I give in to a baka jackanapes jacaronda jackass will be the same Fxxxing day that I resign my commission, Kami shimatta ni jigoku! (Our guys and gals say that phrase every so often when they're upset or angry. Kami means God and shimatta is dammit or damned or damn and jigoku is Hell!) Flight crew to the bridge- stat! That's a Fxxxing order dammit! Fire on me willya! Take that and that and that!" yelled Kei activating the remote controls for her quad guns and plasma bombs and firing on the X-Wing fighters in front of the huge starship. Suddenly Kei's portal swished aside as Han Solo, Gene Starwind and Yuri Donovan rushed in.

"Have you gone completely baka loco, you dim-witted loon! Oro do ya wanna do- start another frigging war dammit! Oro you're doing could easily be construed an a hotile action, dummy!" yelled Yuri who had used her override keycode to open Kei's door when their repeated tattoos on her portals had gone unanswered.

"They fired on ME, you shit-headed birdbrain! I'm just returning fire!" howled a frenzied redhead.

"But how the Hell are ya firing at all? I just came from the bridge and our shields are still UP!" yelled Revy Roberts from the open doorway. Kei scowled at her.

"We're wasting time. Follow me." cried Kei and she sprinted for the concealed express lift in her bedroom closet.

"We can fire without lowering our shields and we can fire from 'cloak', Mizz Roberts. Now get in there, girl." drawled Solo shoving her aboard the lift.

Five seconds later Kei dashed onto her bridge and started barking out her orders.

"Gene, pull back behind that asteroid over there. (She pointed and her pilot nodded) Solo, 'cloak' the ship. Kome, relay the 'G Boys' (Galadriel, Gooley, Gustav and Garner) and get us some backup. Mar! Nami! Zoe! Nyssa! Find us a bolt hole we can use if ya can. Let's play a little 'kakurenbo' (hide and seek) guys. Nat, better hold your fire for now. Yeah Kome? Oro? That's just great! Big Chief Mustang and his chief flunkie Hawkeye are on their way here to 'negotiate' with this dipstick! Oro? Donnelly's got a squadron (twelve crafts) headed over from Mars to help out? Good. Somebody better advise 'Romulus' Command that this nitwit (Oakenshield) may have already sent an invasion force their way. Yeah Kome? Oro the Fxxxing Hell do ya mean we've been ordered not to take any hostile action against them? Whose lamebrain orders are they? Oro? 'God Almighty' himself? Galadriel? It figures! That wimp would think he could reason with Z.O. only there ain't no way to 'reason' with someone who's already insane! OK we're gonna need some outside help on this so Neko, go get the three 'caballeros' (cowboys- meaning of course Spike Steigel, Jett Black and Faye Valentine) and fast! Two can play at that game, Zorin. Huh? Why the Fxxx y lookin' st me like that, Sally?" cried an exasperated and puzzled Kei O'Halloran.

Ever since she'd reached the bridge a barefoot Kei had been giving orders in her football jersey, helmet and underbriefs! Yuri grimaced and clamped a 'morphing' bracelet on Kei's wrist and tapped it. Then she did the same with herself. Instantly both tro-cons were in full 3WA winter uniforms and battle armour.

"Here's your three 'caballeros', Boss." announced Neko.

"Four! Don't forget Edward!" piped up the freckled tow-headed street urchin tomboy who was still in her pajamas. She was clutching an enormous Teddy bear.

"Somebody onegai (please) get that brat outta here!" growled Revy.

"Kid's got a point, Roberts. She is a 'cowgirl' on our crew so she's one of us." drawled Spike Steigel. Kei fumed but acquiesced anyway.

"OK. She can stay but keep her outta the way, Spike. Look, you guys are all 'cowboys' so I need ya to get the word out that I am putting out a bounty on one Zorin Oakenshield- dead or alive. Can ya handle that from here?" asked the Boss.

"Sure we can Reds. How much? In woolongs (Martian unit of currency equal to an ancient Terran Italian lira) I mean." queried Jett fingers poised over his PDO keypad. The redhead hesitated.

"One hundred. Make it one hundred million Jett." replied the calm, cool and collected blonde navigator Marlene Angel. Kei nodded so Jett punched in the necessary details.

"Where are we gonna get that kind of money?" demanded Yuri. Kei grinned and lit a cheroot.

"From good old Uncle Vito. If Galadriel wants to avoid an intergalactic incident he's damned Fxxxing well gonna have to ante up for it!" snarled the redhead who was busily studying vidmaps and starcharts.

"Looks like there's no place to go except for someplace called 'Smugglers' Ravine' in 'Bison Fields' Boss." announced Nami Richards from the nav room next door. Kei nodded sagely.

"Gene, head for 'Bison'- quietly. Engineering? Impulse power only and shut down our warp core. Try and mask our signature trails (like exhaust smoke) if ya can. Gene, keep us in that asteroid's shadow as long as ya can so we can create a 'phantom' for them to follow. We can lay over in 'Sontarra' instead. Kei out." said the Boss and she tossed the relay mike to Han. Wearily she seated herself on the console between pilot and co-pilot.

"Hey guys- 'Sontarra's gonna be too hot for us for the next few days so where can we hide out until the heat's off?" asked their commander. Zoe smiled and chuckled.

"Yeah where? This monster ain't exactly something ya can park in Dad's garage ya know." she giggled. Suddenly the pilot snapped his fingers.

"I've got it- a scathingly brilliant idea. Don't fret Reds. I know a place we can use but it's a secret place so I can't tell ya where it is but I will take us there. Gomen (Sorry) Reds but I took a solemn oath to keep this place a secret." said Gene Starwind. Han Solo raised his aizu(eye)brows but said nothing. Kei shrugged her shoulders and stood up.

"Fine by me. Just get us through 'Bison' and over to this 'Shangri-La' of yours so we can figure out how to put the kibosh on old Zorin and I'll be overjoyed, me old boyo." she replied and took another drag on her cheroot. She blew some smokerings which fascinated Rin, Kira and the Scouts, however, Ed and Moonie were unimpressed. They'd seen it all before. A few hours later Gene steered them into 'Bison Fields' and into the labyrinthe called 'Smugglers' Ravine' where he locked the ship on 'George' (autopilot) so he could hand over the helm to Han for the first few hours.

"It doesn't get really tricky until we reach 'Deadman's Gulch' tonight pirate so you take over for now and I'll spell you at 2100 (9 PM)- OK?" asked Starwind. Han nodded and slid into Gene's seat.

"Just don't you go forgettin' about me outlaw. Hey Nyssa! How's about a burger, fries and some java for lunch? Better send up a platter at dinner too. Who else is on this flight crw Reds?" drawled Solo. Nyssa vanished into the breakroom to rep up Han's victuals. Mar tapped a few keys on the console and the flight crew duty roster appeared on his vidscreen.

"Arigatou (Thanks) Contessa. Lemme see now. Gene, me, Nat, Nami, the Boss, you, 'Cat' (Rally Vincent), Flaysie (Flay Allster), Caggie (Cagalli Yula Athna), Ivy (Ivanhoe) and Nyssa. OK old buddy see ya at 2100." drawled Han and Gene headed for his bunk. He didn't get very far before the InuYasha gang waylaid him and insisted on toasting him on the Hawks' stunning victory over the Killers with Gene at the helm as coach. Dinnertime was 1700 and Gene had just gotten to bed.

"Dinner Captain." came Mugghi's gentle trill at 1625 (4:25 PM).

"Not now Furball. Call me at 2045 (8:45 PM). I got night duty." murmurred Starwind before dropping off again.

Mugghi meowed her annoyance at having to call him in the middle of her favorite ancient Terran TV show 'Dexter' which was one of the myriad of ancient Terran movies and TV vid-disks available in 'CC's memory banks.

The Ice Roaders were repping up a small before dinner snack for themselves (Dinner was at 1700 and it was only 1630 or half past four) in the breakroom behind the ready room and bridge. After the half dozen anti-grav trolleys were fully laden Drew, Rick and Alex trundled them through the air to the lift. All of them enjoyed dining in the star room (observation lounge) two flights down on Level Seven. Back upstairs on Nine Eric, Bear and Hugh were exploring (OK- snooping) the drawers' contents in the small kitchenette.

"Hey guys, what's this thing for I wonder?" asked Eric. In his hand was a short slim metallic cylinder with an elastic loop attached to one end. A small white illuminated panel was softly glowing on its right side. Bear looked worried.

"I dunno mon ami but maybe you should put that thing back where you found it, Eric." he advised.

"Nonsense! It's just a little toy flashlight or some such jimcrack. Give it here, Eric." boomed Hugh. When Eric handed it over Hugh looped it around his wrist and tried a few 'kenjutsu' (sword fighting) moves with it like he'd seen the Ninjas and Soul Reapers do. There was a slight whooshing sound and a band of glowing bright green light shot out of the cylinder's tip almost decapitating Eric who dove under the counter. The beam continued on its way and did slice the toaster in half.

"Didn't I tell ya not to play with it, stupid!" yelled Bear. Suddenly an anguished cry rent the air.

"Shit! Miss Donovan just repped up that toaster last month after that wolf thing (Kouga the wolf youkai demon) zapped the other one. Be very careful with that, sir. That is the hilt of a laser sword you have in your fist, Mr Hugh. Turn it off and hand it to me, sir." said Nyssa who'd just come in to rep up Han's dinner.

"How the Fxxx do ya turn the blamed thing off, girlie?" yelled the 'Polar Bear' and Nyssa's face darkened. She pointed to the lighted white panel.

"Just touch that white panel that's glowing, sir. That's right. Good. Now just hand it to me onegai (please). Arigatou (Thanks). Green huh? This must be one of Kome's I guess." replied the Trakken girl.

"One? You mean she has more than one?" demanded Eric.

"Sure. She collects weapons. Kome must have about fifty of these damned things, Mr Eric." she answered. "I'll return it to her, gentlemen and we'll just pretend that none of this ever happened eh?" grinned Nyssa with a wink.

"And the toaster?" asked Bear. Nyssa tapped the repper.

"Toaster. White. Identical. Replicate and replace." intoned the demure Trakken. "Here, Mr Bear. Take it." she added tossing the pieces of the old one down the recycle chute after throwing the new one to Bear. Then she walked over to Hugh. Turning her back to Bear and Eric she grabbed Hugh's wrist and twisted it up behind him into a painful hammerlock.

"You ever call me by that disgusting name (Girlie) again, Mr Hugh and I'll break this Fxxxing arm for you. Got it?" she whispered fiercely.

"Yeah, I got it, ma'am. I apologize." breathed the big guy. Nyssa nodded and released him.

"Will I see you at dinner, gentlemen? (They nodded) Great. Until 1700 then er five o'clock. Ciao." she said and left them.

"Kome was shovelling in food like an 'Ajothorpian' hog when Nyssa clunked a small velvet bag down on the table beside the strawberry blonde teen.

"Take better care of this thing and don't lose it again dammit." whispered Nyssan as she passed by Kome's table on her way to Revy and Neko's table.

"Oro was that all about, Nyssie?" asked Neko curiously.

"Just returning something Pinky had lost, 'Kitty Kat', that's all. Oro's good tonight? I'm starvin' to death tomos." replied the Trakken.

"Tracy's on guard duty again so it's just the usual repped up crap." growled Revy Roberts.

"The standing rib roast with Yorkshire pudding is very nice. It comes with scalloped potatoes and corn custard with lemon meringue pie for dessert. Mnn. Yummy!" suggested Neko Olson.

"Sounds good to me. I'll have the same Rei. Onegai (Please) bring me an orange mist cappucino first. Arigatou (Thanks) honey." said Nyssa.

Revy and Kome both seemed to eat like Saiyaans or had tape worms inside them.

"Guess I'll go up and look at the stars for awhile before I hit the sack. G'Night." said the Creature from the Black Lagoon. She had noticed that the Ice Roaders had just arrived- all six of them. That meant she'd have the star room all to herself. That suited the Terran adventuress just fine because Revy loved to recline in that big comfy 'Star Trek' chair up there and she liked to recline 'au natural'. With the heating units activated and the lights dimmed down she'd face the huge space window and drift off to sleep dreaming of home- 'Ranjipur' on Terra. It hadn't always been her home but Revy had been to so many places in her short lifetime that she no longer knew where 'home' had been anyway. Although Revy Roberts was about as modest as the Boss she preferred the star room's unique solitude to the hustle and bustle of the bridge or the rec room. She was just about to board the lift when she was rudely jerked out of her daydreaming.

"Hey Roberts! Boss lady wants to see you stat- pronto! Up in her quarters on Three." yelled Kakashi Sensei.

"Oro the Fxxx's she want, Ninja Boy?" asked Revy without turning around.

"Damned if I know, Roberts. She sounded real pissed though." called the 'Hidden Leaf' Sensei his nose buried in his little book like it usually was.

"So oro else is new? OK. On my way, tomo. See ya later." sighed Revy. "Commander's quarters- stat." she ordered and the lift dumped her at Kei's door.

"Come." was the curt reply when Kei's portal klaxon chirped. The door swished aside to admit Revy.

"You wanted to see me Reds?" she asked, sat down and fired up a cigarette. Revy stretched and put her booted feet up on the coffee table.

"You know Starwind? (Revy nodded) Ya like him? (Revy was wondering if Kei was playing matchmaker but she nodded again) Oro I really mean is- do ya trust him, kid?" demanded the fiery redhead.

"Trust him? Hell lady, where I hail from everybody's got something to hide so ya Fxxxing well learn soon enough not to trust nobody! Oro the Hell's this all about Reds?" demanded Revy shucking off her heavy flight jacket.

"We gotta lay low for a few days and Gene says he knows a place but he won't tell me where." sighed Kei knocking ashes off her cheroot. Revy's face reddened.

"And you think he'll tell me? Look Reds, Gene and I are tomos (friends) just good tomos and that's all! I ain't his damned confidant, that I surely ain't!" exploded Revy.

"I know that, kid. Oro I wanna know is can we trust him or i he leadin' us into a trap? Could he be in cahoots with Zorin Oakenshield?" yelled Kei angrily. Revy was livid now.

"Starwind? In with that lunatic turncoat? In cahoots with Z.O.? No Fxxxing way in jigoku (Hell) Boss! Yeah, he's a thief and a pirate and a rebel and a cowboy and a merc (mercenary) and a kira (killer) and a liar but he's loyal to his tomos and we are his tomos, O'Halloran! He wouldn't sell us out no matter oro! No frigging way, girl!" shouted Revy and she slung her jacket over one shoulder. Revy pointed her cigarette at Kei. "If Gene Starwind told you he knows where we can hide out, trust me, he won't tell anyone else where it is either. Except Jimbo (Hawking) or Solo of course. His best mates. And you can take that to the bank! Good evening, Madam Commander!" yelled the Terran. Then she threw Kei a salute and left.

"So that's that eh? Hell! If Roberts trusts him who am I to disagree? Her instincts are usually always right." said Kei aloud.

"They're sure as the oni (devil) never wrong, mum, that they surely ain't." said Neko quietly from the open doorway. "For oro the Hell it's worth I trust him too, Reds. G'Night." she added on her way to the rec room below.

"Wonder why Gene told 'Old Iron Drawers' that he was under oath not to reveal 'XANA's location to anyone? It's on all the bloody starcharts and vidmaps." mused Han while he chewed on his after dinner cigar. The place in question was a small asteroid atoll and at less than a kilo or two in both directions it was really more atoll than asteroid.

At 2100 Gene yawned, splashed water on his face and went up to relieve Solo at the helm.

"Howdy Gene. Have a nice nap? (He nodded) Hey me old boyo. How come ya told 'Old Iron Drawers' that yarn about some cocklemamey oath you took not to reveal 'XANA's location to anyone?" demanded Han.

"Did you forget that 'XANA's where all the contraband is transferred that's going to the 'Coralians'? And Reds IS a cop, ain't she?" replied Gene with a wink.

"Oh yeah, I did forget about that, pal." drawled Solo.

"Night Han. Pleasant dreams." said the pilot.

"First a nightcap or two. Don't crash the ship, me boyo. Toodles." replied Han.

Navigating this final section of 'Smugglers' Ravine' was akin to threading a needle and called for precise flying and nobody knew its ins and outs better than Captain Gene Wilcox Starwind. 'XANA' was a tiny remote asteroid halfway betwixt 'Bison Fields' and 'Minerva' and being so miniscule it was easily overlooked by most space mariners. This made it an ideal transfer point for contraband bound for the wilds of 'Coralia'.

Meanwhile Revy had fallen fast asleep in the star room the same way she'd come into the Universe. Neko was cleaning her plasma rifle in the suite she shared with Revy, Nyssa and Kagome. Kei had dozed off on her sofa so excepting Gene, the night flight crew, the guards and the engineering gang everyone else aboard the 'Lovely Angel 2' was 'roshii ni yo'- dead to the world. Gene exited 'Bison' some three hours later around midnight and laid a new course into the nav banks. Then he set that course program to delete itself after their arrival at 'XANA' six hours later at 0600 (6 AM) ashita (tomorrow).

"Hey 'CC', I want you to forget this nav course I have just set. Do not, I say again, do not save any of this stuff to your memory banks. You understand, my tomo?" warned Starwind.

"Like 'this program will self destruct in ten seconds. Good luck Jim' eh? You got yourself a deal, good buddy. I'm gone. 10-4 and bye bye, Cap." replied the ship's obnoxious central computer.

"Whatever. But if anyone DOES find out about this location, me boyo I will take extreme delight in personally rewiring your memory circuits. G'Night tomo." yawned Gene swallowing his java.

"I comply." chuckled 'CC' before shutting down his comm systems. At 0600 the 'cloaked' ship touched down in a vast cavern cut into a mountain. He deleted the nav course program and trilled Legato Bluesummers who was heading up the flight crew's day shift as pilot. When 'Blue' and his team arrived Gene strolled down the gantryway stairs to Level Three and tapped on Kei's portals.

"Yeah? Who's there dammit?" growled a gravelly voice.

"Starwind, Boss. Can I come in? You decent, Reds?" chortled the tallish pilot.

"C'mon in tomo. Door's unlocked." she called and Gene entered.

"We are here, love and don't you dare ask me where 'here' is. Suffice it to say that we are inside an ice cavern not unlike 'Gysymeo' (an ice world Kei and company had visited several times in the past) albeit it sure ain't that cold here. Be that as it may I'm going to have to insist that you guys restrict yourselves to this cavern and the ship. None of you are to try and reach this world's surface. Is that clearly understood, Marshall?" demanded Starwind pointing his cigar at the redhead who nodded. "Great. By the way, I've wiped the nav logs clean and ordered 'CC' not to save any of my nav commands. Now don't you worry none, Reds. Ain't nobody gonna find us here. How long you figure on holing up here?" he added.

"A week at most. Maybe just a few days. Depends on how soon the 'cowboys' and their 'posse' find Z.O. and apprehend or eliminate his ass. Got another stogie, Gene?" replied Kei sitting up and and smoothing her kimono. She accepted the foul smelling cigar and allowed the pirate to light it for her. Gene looked at her dubiously.

"Remember your promise Reds. Oh and er no hard feelings about the football game the other day eh?" he said smiling.

"You actually think I'm that petty? That juvenile? (Gene smiled as he recalled her reaction to losing a shooting tourney to Duchess Donovan- Yuri) We'll kick your frigging asses next game though. Now get outta here and get some shuteye tomo. That's an order too, me boyo." chortled Kei and Gene left for his own rooms.

As soon as Gene had gone Kei called a tomo. "Oh 'CC'? You there, tomo mine?" she asked the air sweetly.

"Right here, love of my circuits. How can this humble one be of service to ye?" replied 'CC' innocently.

"Where are we now tomo?" she asked sweetly and quietly.

"Sorry Boss but no can do, ma'am. Captain Starwind will rearrange my circuitry if I tell you or anyone else that. Anything else?" annswered 'CC' and Kei shook her head.

"Oro good are ya? Get lost dammit!" she shouted angrily. Then she pouted. Chuck Garner was gonna demand to know where she was and damned soon too! After all 'Kalufrax' to 'Shimougou' was only a two days' 'milk run'. So oro the Hell was she going to tell him? 'Sorry Charlie but I am not allowed to tell you that and anyway I don't know where the Fxxx we are myself, sir.' Yeah- like Garner would buy that crap, wouldn't he? Fat chance! He'll send Rafe (Donnelly) and the 'ISSP' after us, that's oro the Fxxx he'll do! Suddenly her door klaxon chirped- long and loud.

"Yeah? Who is it? Oro do ya want dammit?" growled the Boss. A pixie-like voice answered her.

"It- It's me, Auntie Boss. Starfire. May I come in? Please?" sobbed the Tamaranian girl.

"Starfire? Of course you may come in, my dear. It's open." said the redhead a little less grumpily and a mite more civilly. The portal swished aside and the tall teen came in with aizu (eyes) red from crying.

"Oro the Hell's wrong, kiddo? Sit down and tell me all about it." she forced herself to say as gently as she could. ('Christ! I sound like the vacuum head!' she thought) Star sat down on the sofa beside her and dabbed at her aizu with her sleeve. Kei sighed and shoved a box of tissues over to her. "Oro's the matter, kid? Why ya been bawling? Your sister botherin' ya again?" demanded the firebrand. Starfire shook her head.

"Nai (No), Blackfire has been extra nice to me, ma'am. It-It's Uncle Jon. (Captain Jonathan Harlock was Kei's chief of security) He said I can't leave the ship unless I promise to stay inside this dumb ol cave! I want to go outside and play in th sun! He said I wasn't allowed to go outside be-because you had ordered all of us to stay in this cave! I don't like this place! When we we-were in those 'icy caves' ('Gysymeo') I knew it was too cold to go outside and there wasn't any sun there anyway but here I can see the sun outside and it feels really warm so why can't I go outside and play in it? You're mean, Auntie Boss Marshall!" sobbed the girl until Kei shook her violently.

"Oh Christ Almighty! Stop blubbering dammit! Act your age, girl! You can't go outside and that's all there is to it! I gave an order and Uncle Jon's gotta carry it out! Nobody is allowed outta these caverns because (Kei mused a moment) because we're hiding from a bad man just like we done when we was on 'Gysymeo' that time. Remember?" explained the redhead patiently and Starfire nodded.

"You mean when Mr Berringer was looking for us, Auntie?" she sniffled and Kei's face brightened.

"Yeah. Exactly kid. Only this guy's a lot more dangerous. Now stop crying and dry your aizu. (Starfire did and managed a smile) There! Don't ya feel better now? Tell ya oro- why don't ya go upstairs and play on the holodecks with the other kids?" suggested her superior. She shook her head.

"Arkie (Arkton was Star's older brother and an officer on the 'Emerald Queen') said I was not allowed up there on my own, ma'am." replied the girl.

"That's OK. I'll get Auntie Mae (Minnie Mae 'Blonde Bomber'/'Kitten' Hopkins) to take ya up there. OK? Would ya like that, Star?" asked Kei.

"Uh huh. That'd be swell, Auntie Kei!" bubbled a now enthusiastic and joyous Starfire.

"Then go get cleaned up and change your clothes. I'll have Auntie Mae meet ya in the rec room. No more bawlin' now, ya hear?" growled Kei. Star nodded, arose and smoothed her skirt. She was still wearing that skimpy cheerleader's outfit that she'd worn at the football game.

"Bye Auntie and thank you so much, ma'am!" she said and left running. Kei tapped her comlink earring.

"Lieutenant Hopkins? Kei here. Do me a favour and escort Starfire to the holodeck for me. She can play until bedtime but Arkie don't want the kid up there on her own. She's waiting for ya down in the rec room. Keep a close aizu on her. Jon caught her trying to sneak off the ship. She wanted to play outside and Gene told us to stay in the cave. Don't lose track of 'Tinker Bell' oroever the Hell else ya do or you'll answer to me. Kapish? Kei out." trilled the Boss.

Mae was still a bit sore from the game and of course she was still recovering from John Berringers' lads' questioning sessions aboard the 'Angel 1' so she didn't really feel up to babysitting but if it hadn't have been for the Boss Mae might very well be dead right now! So here she was nursing an orange cappucino at the bar while she waited for Starfire to show up. Mae glanced at her wristchromo and frowned. "Where the Hell is this kid anyway dammit all?" she complained. Saito shrugged his shoulders and refilled her mug. Suddenly a high-pitched shreik filled the rec room.

"Auntie Boom-Boom! Sorry I'm a little late! (Mae had been waiting two and a half hours) Auntie Boss Marshall Kei told me not to wear that nice cheerleader's outfit and I--" explained the Tamaranian.

"Forget it kid and let's go." replied Mae swallowing her drink. "And oro did I tell you about calling me Auntie Boom-Boom? It's Auntie Mae dammit!" added the 'Blonde Bomber'. They rode up to the Eighth Level and Mae stopped at Holodeck 6's door and called for the archway. "OK Star. The Boss said you can stay up here until bedtime. Oro do ya wanna play first?" asked Mae wincing when her shoulder got shoved against the arch.

"Are you OK, Auntie Boo-- er Auntie Mae? (Mae nodded bravely) Can we play 'Treasure Island' again? Please!!" pleaded Starfire.

"Sure. Why the Hell not?" answered Mae and she keyed the arch. "No running off now, young lady. Got it?" she added but Starfire was already jumping up and down on the deck of a pirate ship. Mae followed her through the archway to 'Treasure Island', yawned and belted 'Long John Silver' with a stiff right uppercut.

"Whee!! I'm Princess Starfire and brave young Captain Smollett is coming to rescue me!" squealed the 'Teen Titan' delightedly.

"Whatever floats your boat, kid." sighed the Terran who was sword fighting with four of Silver's pirates. Meanwhile Kei's worst fears were realized when Neko trilled her at 1900 hours (7 PM)---

END of Ch 51. Ch 52 'Garner's Mysterious Relay ' or 'Annie Oakley AD 2251 ' soon. Getting interesting eh? Wonder how our heroine's gonna get outta this one? Read on and r/r/s away as always. Have a wunnerful day and sfn/sys/jm/Kami bless you all for your interest and assistance. Hooble-toodle-doo! Toodles tomos watashi-K&K

I dickered over this chapter's titles. Let me know if I got 'em right eh?

PS- I really do appreciate all your loyalty and support over the years my tomos watashi all! And you can take that to the bank folks!-K&K

See ya next blog post Toodles-K&K

This one may be lengthy. Sorry.- K&K

Hope you like my works. Sorry no pix this time because imager here at blogspot not working. Sayonara for now gang- K&K

10 July 2009

AngelWings Ch 49 3rd Qtr/Using Your Options?

July 9, 2009 - Thursday

Here's Kira the mascot for Kei's Killers' football team. OK he's really Ryuuk the shinigami death
god from Death Note.


It's been awhile tomos and I am sorry but having just hit 60 yesterday although I feel 15 I have been a mite busy. Still unemployed but soon I hope to try and get published. Mama has convinced me to rewrite Ch 1 of both Xmas and AW then submit them to a publisher for review. She is sure they will sell. Me I'm a skeptic. Seems that only junk and porn sells these days. But I'll be optimistic for her sake. I am trying to locate an old anime series for mama- Shadow Raiders so if anyone can gimme a hint or anything I'd appreciate it. Here's a pix of my NO Saints NFL team since these last few chapters have been the Big Game II. Enjoy and see ya soon.


AW Ch 49 'The Big Game II Third Quarter' or 'Using All Your Options'

'Blonde Bomber'/'Kitten' Minnie Mae Hopkins the ace running back and her crafty coach Rally 'Cat' Vincent of Kei's Killers! Will they win? Only time will tell eh?

This chapter is re old fashioned style football plays and might be long chappie. Enjoy.

ANGEL WINGS

DISCLAIMER: OK 'Cat' darlin', it's all yours. First I wanna thank Mr T for the use of his Angels and stuff. Then I wanna thank everyone else who has been allowing us to use their creations here like Thom Beers for the use of his ice road truckers Hugh, Drew, Rick, Eric, Alex and Bear. I took the liberty of naming the 3WA academy in Furool City on Shimougou after Mr Haruka Takachiho in honour of his creations- the Angels. How was that, Yuri? Great, kiddo. Oh hai it sure was, Kei! Now since we left ya up in the air last time let's get to Ch 49 without any further meandering, shall we? Why is Zack Zero back and oro does he want with Suba Marina Oki? Can Mandy keep her big mouth shut? A hint re the titles- That should be obvious unless you have not read my Xmas with the DP ff in which case you won't get The Big Game rematch too well. Oro does this all mean? We'll find out momentarily gang. The Boss Red Marshall's on the warpath again! Here 'tis:-

CHAPTER 49

'The Big Game II- Third Quarter' or 'Using All Your Options'

The Hawks were already on the field when the Killers finally came racing out of their locker room. Kome kicked off and for once the Killers got a break- Ayame bobbled the ball at her own six, stepped back and was forced to simply cover the pigskin almost right where she'd fumbled the catch so the Hawks had to start from their own three kilo line.

"First and ten." informed Doctor 2. Then Nat led her offense onto the field.

Shippou picked up two and then Kikyo added five more to it making it third with three to go. Kouga took Nat's handoff, dropped back and looked deep downfield left to Ayame at the Killers' 30, then right to Miroku at the enemy 20.

"It's an option play dammit! Rush Kouga, not Nat!" shouted 'Cat' a split second before the big wolf youkai hurled the pigskin to a wide open Kagome standing dead centre beneath the goal post bar in the Killers' end zone, the nearest Killer player being at the twenty covering the amorous monk. Neko Olson sprinted for the end zone, leaped the final five kilos and unsuccessfully swatted at the ball. Kagome easily caught it and held it aloft while jumping up and down in triumph. Six more points for the Hawks- 36 all told and Leona's kick made the score 37 to 10 over the Killers and the second half had just barely begun.

"Fifteen kilo penalty for taunting the defense will be assessed on the kickoff. Kagome! You should know better, my child." chastised Doctor 2.

"He's a stickler, that he is. He'll brook no infringements no matter how minor." said Gene Starwind. Kaggie nodded and high-fived her coach on the sidelines.

Leona's boot sailed high and long with a hang time of nearly seven entire seconds before it came down into Ed Elric's waiting hands at the Killers' fifteen. Ed saw the hanyou-youkai brigade bearing down on him but he still decided to run right straight through them. Bad idea boy alchemist! Kouga, InuYasha and Naraku wedged him back almost to his own goal line. However, Doctor 6 pointed out that the lad had stepped out of bounds at the twelve so that was where Jimbo Hawking (Alex's backup) started from when the Killrs' offense took over the ball.

Kei and 'Cat' had both agreed that Jimbo could go deep if he deemed it a wise choice but only on first downs so he immediately unloaded a bomb to Lord Falco who made a spectacular one-handed 'circus' catch at the Hawks' 45 kilo line.

"First and ten. Ten minutes to go in the third, my tomos." intoned a solemn Doctor 2. Before Naruto could snap to Jimbo Doctor 4's whistle blew. A red flag had fluttered onto the field. After a hasty conference betwixt the three Time Lords and the Hawks' coching staff Doctor 2 strode to the centre of the field.

"The Hawks are challenging the ruling on the field. They say that Lord Falco did not have control of the ball when he came down with the catch. Bear with us folks. This will only take a moment or so." said the little fellow. The Gallifreyan trio checked and re-checked the play on heir PDO screens. Finally Doctor 2 cleared his throat and spoke.

"Ahem. After reviewing the gme play footage this play stands. A completed catch at the Hawks' 45 kilo line. Killers' ball. First and ten. The awks lose the challenge and are charged their first timeout. The Killers still have all three of theirs left. Ten minutes remain in the third quarter." he intoned solemnly.

"He is really quite the actor, is he not, Doctor? I really do believe he belongs on the stage." whispered Doctor 6.

"Quite the ham is what you really mean, don't you, Doctor?" chuckled Doctor 4.

Jimbo Hawking quickly fired off a screen pass to Winry but the ball was tipped by Dominique the Cyclops and then Leona batted it down. The 'Blonde Bomber' gained 3 kilos on a rolling right end of round reversal play bringing up third and a long seven. The play chromo stood at a single second so Jimbo was forced to use a time out- the Killers' first one. Now both teams had only two remaining for the rest of the game. The game chromo was showing seven and a half minutes to go in the third when Jimbo tossed a lateral to Mikey who tossed it right back to him. Jimbo launched a flea flicker to Yuri deep in the end one's left corner but the ball was intercepted by Kiva Nerese and the fleet-footed 'Starfleet' captain tore back upfield with it until Kakashi Sensei and Helena (Hawkgirl) finally collared her. However, by that time Kiva had crossed midfield to the Killers' own 40 kilo line. The clock stopped at six and a quarter minutes to go in the quarter for the change of possession and Kei started barking out angry words to her team.

"Congratulations guys! Now every single one of our field generals has managed to cough up the FXXXing ball! OK, I want Big Spike (Miroku), Mugghi, Jett and Revy Lagoon on that front line. We're gonna blitzkrieg Nat and force her to throw before her wideouts or tight ends are ready so don't just sack her ass- knock that ball up volleyball style. Then I want Neko, Ten Ten and Rukia there to recover the fumble. Got it? (There was a subdued murmur of 'yes'ms') Cowboy Spike, Neji and Ichigo will block for whichever one of ya gets the ball back. When you get it don't look around. Just run Hell bent for election towards the Hawks' goal line. When we score we'll go for two- we got no other choice. We're runnin' outta time. ("onside kick, Boss?" suggested Faye Valentine) Not just yet, Cowgirl. By the way if this play gets FXXXed up you're all there is betwixt us and six more points for them ya know. There's Doc's whistle. Get out there and make us proud!" growled Kei.

"Yeah! You heard her guys! Let's do this for Reds! Let's do this one for 'Cat'! Let's go and win one for the 'Kitten'!" yelled Michaelangelo who was badly misquoting that ancient Terran Notre Dame standard: 'LET'S WIN THIS ONE FOR THE GIPPER!'

"Five and three-quarters of a minute left in this period, kiddies." yelled Doctor 2. Kei's suggested play worked like a well-oiled chronometer. The 'Big Spike Express' forced Nat to backpedal, Revy tipped the ball away as Nat threw it, Mugghi batted it skywards, Ten Ten came down with it, turned on her afterburners and with most of the Killers' defensive line blocking for her and clearing the way the lithe young Ninja scored standing up. The score was cut to 21. Marlene Angel plowed the necessary two kilos into the end zone and her two point conversion made it Hawks- 37, Killers- 18- a nineteen point game with four minutes left in the third.

Kome tried to angle her kick to give her team a chance of pinning the Hawks back deep, however, her overly enthusiastic boot sailed outta bounds at the Hawks' eleven without first touching terra firma on the field so the yellow flags came out as did the ball- to the Hawks' forty kilo line! Three minutes 55 seconds to go in the quarter and Gene Starwind decided it was time to eat up the chromo.

"I do not particularly give a damn whether we score on this drive or not. Just chew up that chromo by keeping the ball on the ground. (He meant to use all running and no passing plays of course) Shippou first, Kikyo next, then Kouga hopefully followed by Sango. InuYasha, Naraku, Han and Ivy will do the blocking. If we can make it to somewhere around their thirty we'll try for a field goal. However, the name of the game is waste as much time as we can. We're gonna have to wait for the last quarter before Her Royal Highness (Kei) panics enough to use up her timeouts so do not waste our two. Now get out there and kick some ass for us!" said the Master of the 'Outlaw Star'.

Shippou was quick, Kikyo was agile, Kouga was fast and powerful while Sango was a combination of the three of them. Betwixt this quartet the pigskin was at the Killers' twenty when Doctor 4's whistle blew ending the third quarter. The score remained 37 to 18 in the Hawks' favour.

"Shit! Gene won't let Nat loose after our last attack on her! Looks like we ain't gonna be able to keep 'em from scoring but we can damned well keep their asses outta the end zone! If we gotta, we'll give 'em three. (A groan ensued) I don't like it either but it's better than six, ain't it? We're down by nineteen now, three more makes it 22 but six more makes it 25, 26 for a point after kick or 27 if they convert so a field goal means three scores and three two pointers gives us the lead by two but a touchdown means three scores and three two pointers later we'll still trail by one, two if they kick a point after and three if they convert. We got two timeouts left and a whole new quarter so don't panic just yet tomos." encouraged Kei while they were all preparing for the goal line reversal preparatory to beginning the final period.

END of Ch 49. Ch 50 'The Big Game II- Fourth Quarter' or 'Out of Time In More Ways Than One' soon. Getting interesting eh? Wonder how our heroine's gonna get outta this one? Read on and r/r/s away as always. Have a wunnerful day and sfn/sys/jm/Kami bless you all for your interest and assistance. Hooble-toodle-doo! Toodles tomos watashi-K&K

I dickered over this chapter's titles. Let me know if I got 'em right eh?

PS- I really do appreciate all your loyalty and support over the years my tomos watashi all! And you can take that to the bank folks!-K&K

See ya next blog post. Don't forget Bastille Day is coming. Toodles-K&K

I promised ya another 'shortie' and here it is, hazu! Enjoy-K&K

01 May 2009

Angel Wings Ch 47/2nd Qtr or 3 the hard way!

Let's introduce the two field generals. First meet Han Solo's replacement- Gene Starwind of the 'Outlaw Star' (He's the short redhead in the centre although I made him a tallish dark-haired guy with a beard and made him older too- around 45 to be exact. OS (his starship) was the very first 'Adult Swim' anime ever shown on Cartoon Network back in the early 1980s. It was on Friday at 11 PM ET and ran for a half hour before AstroBoy (not AS fare) took over followed by kiddie cartoons until morning) and below us is Kei's replacement- Rally 'Cat' Vincent of the Gunsmith Cats who is a 'cowgirl' bounty hunter from old Chicago on Terra. A crack shot but can she coach football. Well she'll inspire her team with Ojou's cry 'Let's kick their as-s-s-s!' Will it work? We'll know by Chapter 50 or 51 gang! Here she is:


ANGEL WINGS

DISCLAIMER: OK Marlene darlin', it's all yours. First I wanna thank Mr T for the use of his Angels and stuff. Then I wanna thank everyone else who has been allowing us to use their creations here like Thom Beers for the use of his ice road truckers Hugh, Drew, Rick, Eric, Alex and Bear. I took the liberty of naming the 3WA academy in Furool City on Shimougou after Mr Haruka Takachiho in honour of his creations- the Angels. How was that, Yuri? Great, kiddo. Oh hai it sure was, Kei! Now since we left ya up in the air last time let's get to Ch 47 without any further meandering, shall we? Why is Zack Zero back and oro does he want with Suba Marina Oki? Can Mandy keep her big mouth shut? A hint re the titles-What is 3 points in football and if you have not read my Xmas with the DP ff you won't get The Big Game rematch too well. Oro does this all mean? We'll find out momentarily gang. The Boss Red Marshall's on the warpath again! Here 'tis:-

CHAPTER 47

'The Big Game II- Second Quarter' or 'Three the Hard Way'

Here's the situation in a nutshell. As first period time expired the Hawks scored again to make the score Hawks 23, Killers 7. Thanks to that 'dingbat soul reaper brat' (Rukia) the Killers are down to one timeout for the half while Gene's team still has all three of theirs left. The big Trceraton 'Dynamo' and the Lagoon girl Revy Roberts have both been ejected from the game for literally' tossing' a Hawks' player (Ayame) off the field.

The Hawks kicked off to the Killers and Leona's deep spiral kick was 'fair caught' at the Killers own ten by a very frustrated Ed Elric.

"Crap! Oro (What) a crock! I could've made it to the fifty easy but without Revy and the missing link ('Dynamo') to block for me, 'Cat' tells me not to chance it!" grumbled the alchemist lad when he came off the field.

"Edward! You watch your mouth, boy! There are young ladies present! Do you want me to get out the soap?" cried Pinato 'Granny' Rockabell and she boxed his ears.

"Killers' ball at their own ten. First and ten." announced Doctor 2.

'Pretty Boy' Eric saw that everyone was covered so he called his own number and got to the Killers' forty before he stepped out of bounds. A sprinting Mae Hopkins tooki the ball to the fifty for another first down and then 'Blondie' (Marlene Angel) wormed out another ten to the enemy forty for another first and ten. Mikey the Ninja took a handoff from Eric and lateraled it right back to the trucker who then threw a long flea flicker bomb to the Boss at the Hawks' eight.

"First and goal to go from the eight." cried the little fellow from Gallifrey. The game chromo read seven minutes, fifteen seconds to halftime.

Marlene picked up two to the six, then Mikey lost four back to the ten. Mae the 'Blonde Bomber' burrowed her way to the one where she fumbled. InuYasha snatched away the ball before it hit the ground and shoved it into Louie's mitts. The big mage/treasure seeker had reached the opposite end zone for another quick six before Sammy was at midfield and most of the Killers' offense had just crossed the Hawks' twenty! Thirty to seven was on the boards when Leona had kicked the extra point which was followed by the two minute warning. Remember that 'Cat' and her Killers have a single timeout to go while Gene's Hawks have yet to use their first. Keirran Deirdre O'Halloran was livid with rage.

Meanwhile 'Cat' had finally convinced Doctor 2 to allow 'Dynamo' and Revy to return to the game in the second half just as Louie was scoring his touchdown.

"Looks like you'll need all the help you can get, Miss Vincent." chuckled Doctor Six.

Leona's kickoff was downed at the Killers' twenty-five by Kouga the wolf demon. Short strikes were caught by Mar (4), Mae (3) and Mikey (2) leaving the Killers with a fourth and one dilemna.

'Cat' decided to gamble when Kei screamed 'Go for it dammit!!' A 'screen pass' to Yuri netted them a first and ten at midfield. Alchemy Ed, Lord Falco, Winry Rockabell, Peri Brown and the two 'WOOHP' spygirls (Sammy and Alex) each caught a pass from 'Pretty Boy' (Eric) to finally reach the twenty kilo line of the Hawks. Eric did a quick 'shovel pass' to the 'Crybaby' (Prince John) and (amazingly) he caught it at the Hawks' ten for yet another first down (first and goal to go) despite being sandwiched between Jonathan Harlock and Louie the Rune Soldier Mage.

With all of thirty seconds left in the half Eric spent the Killers' final timeout. Then he proceeded to lob passes high right corner, high left corner and high mid end zone overthrowing in turn the Boss, Alchemy Ed and Winry respectively. 'Cat' said 'uh uh. No way boyo!' to a fourth and goal from the ten so Kome and her field goal unit trotted onto the field. Sammy snapped to Eric and the strawberry blonde teenager booted a twenty-six kilo field goal dead centre through the uprights for a three just as Doctor 2 fired his disruptor pistol to end the first half of the game. The score was thirty to ten and still in the Hawks' favour.

END of Ch 47. Ch 48 'The Big Game II- Halftime' or 'Desperation Time/Pep Rally' soon. Getting interesting eh? Wonder how our heroine's gonna get outta this one? Read on and r/r/s away as always. Have a wunnerful day and sfn/sys/jm/Kami bless you all for your interest and assistance. Hooble-toodle-doo! Toodles tomos watashi-K&K

I dickered over this chapter's titles. Let me know if I got 'em right eh?

Feel free to correct me on any football errors. Dad played for the Philly Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers and even the ill fated 'Steagles' in the 1940s. Despite that I didn't get into football until 1966 when Al Hirt formed the NO Saints and I have been a diehard Saints fanatic ever since! Take heart my tomos for after the game the Angelic Armada will be heading for home once more. More pitfalls along the way? We shall see to quote from ComcastOnDemand. I swear to end this before the year's up, maybe by June eh? These things just seem to write themselves and dunno when to quit! Sorry but most writers feel that's the case so it ain't just me.

PS- I really do appreciate all your loyalty and support over the years my tomos watashi all! And you can take that to the bank folks!-K&K

See ya next blog post. Don't forget April 15th is coming. Toodles-K&K

Angel Wings Ch 45/Finding Rooms/Picking Players

Meet my fave player (Drew Brees) the QB of my fave NFL team- the NO Saints! They came within a game of the SuperBowl two years ago before bowing to Da Bears! This year-who knows?

Why the football thing? Ch 45 begins 'The Big Game Rematch' betwixt Han's Hawks and Kei's Killers albeit with different coaches. Different results? We shall see eh? Enjoy the chapter with 46, 47 and 48 coming immediately after this blog.


ANGEL WINGS

DISCLAIMER: OK Naomi darlin', it's all yours. First I wanna thank Mr T for the use of his Angels and stuff. Then I wanna thank everyone else who has been allowing us to use their creations here like Thom Beers for the use of his ice road truckers Hugh, Drew, Rick, Eric, Alex and Bear. I took the liberty of naming the 3WA academy in Furool City on Shimougou after Mr Haruka Takachiho in honour of his creations- the Angels. How was that, Yuri? Great, kiddo. Oh hai it sure was, Kei! Now since we left ya up in the air last time let's get to Ch 45 without any further meandering, shall we? Why is Zack Zero back and oro does he want with Suba Marina Oki? Can Mandy keep her big mouth shut? A hint re the titles- Tom Beaudette's catchphrase for that big motel chain and well- all teams have to have players, don't they? Oro does this all mean? We'll find out momentarily gang. The Boss Red Marshall's on the warpath again! Here 'tis:-

CHAPTER 45

'We'll Leave the Lights On For You' or 'Team Rosters'

"Yo 'CC'! Bring up those old lodgings lists from last time and upload 'em to my PDO, tomo (friend). Then get me a new list of the places we got at our disposal currently. How many do those two scatterbrained dimwits have onboard with 'em this time? Huh? Only about seventy-five or so? That's a damned Helluva lot less than we were stuck with last time! The 'LeBoulage Hotel' been refurbished yet? It has? How many empty rooms they got left? Twenty-seven? Book 'em all quick before those Jupiter conventions grab 'em. How's about the 'Zangara Motel' on Loki Lane East in 'Kabuu Kichuu District'? All 59 units are vacant? Book them too. That makes a grand total of eighty-six in all. That'll do for now. Get me a manifest of her ships' passengers and crews. Parking docks? Just two for now. One for the 'LA2' and one for the 'Liberator'- Zack Zero's monstrosity. Any ships and shuttles already aboard those two vessels stay there! I can swipe lodgings away from the Jupees and get away with it but if we start stealing parking dock spaces Roy Mustang'll have himself an alchemy catfit for sure! Are the 'Angels 1 and 3' back yet? Oro (What) do ya mean that ya dunno! Well then- find out dammit! Fast! Why? 'Cause if they ain't back yet we'll have even more folks to billet when they do, that's why! And-- Aw screw it! It's suppertime and I'm hungry as a Klydorgian Torga bear! I'm going over to the canteen 'CC' and I'll be back in a half hour. Then we can really get down to tactics. See ya later, tomo mine." said Naomi and she smiled while she slung her jacket around her shoulders and dashed down the gantryway stairs to the front doors. She ran across the esplanade to the 'canteen' actually the Academy's dining hall.

Meanwhile back aboard the 'LA2' both teams had at last been chosen, both rosters posted and uploaded to everyone's PDO. The lists looked like this:-

Kei's Killers (Coached by Rally 'Cat' Vincent. Mascot: Kira 'Killer' Rayne (Ryuuk the Shinigami death god)

OFFENSE:

Quarterbacks: Alex the 'Minister of the Ice Roads' (Starter), 'Pretty Boy' Eric the Ice Roader (2nd string backup), 'Jimbo' Hawking (3rd string backup)

Running Backs: Marlene Angel, Mae 'Blonde Bomber' Hopkins, Michaelangelo the Ninja

Wideout Receivers: 'Boss' Kei O'Halloran, 'Crybaby' (Prince) John, Ed Elric the alchemist, Falco, Winry Rockabell, Peri Winkle Brown

Tight Ends: Yuri Donovan, 'WOOHP' spygirls Sammy and Alex

Offensive Guard/Middle Linebacker: 'Dynamo' the Triceraton dinosaur 'thing'

Offensive Tackle/Outside Linebacker: Kakashi Sensei the Ninja, Raphael the Ninja

Offensive Guard/Inside Linebacker: Helena the 'Hawkgirl'

Centre: Naruto the Ninja

SPECIAL TEAMS:

Kicker: Kome Sawaguchi

Punter: Leonardo the Ninja

Holder: 'Pretty Boy' Eric the Ice Roader

Snapper: Sammy the 'WOOHP' spygirl

Wedgebuster: 'Dynamo' the Triceraton dinosaur 'thing'

Upback: Revy Roberts

Gunner: Winry Rockabell

Punt Returner: Winry Rockabell

Kick Returner: Ed Elric the alchemist

DEFENSE:

Defensive Ends: Neko Olson, Mugghi 2 (Kei's Mugghi)

Defensive Tackles: 'Cowboys' Spike Steigel, Jett Black

Nose Guard: Revy Roberts

Cornerbacks: Neji the Ninja and Ten Ten the Ninja

Strong Safety: Ichigo Kurosaki the substitute soul reaper

Free Safety: Faye Valentine the 'Cowgirl'

Outside Linebacker: Rukia Kutschski the soul reaper

Inside Linebacker: Naruto the Ninja

Middle Linebacker: 'Big Spike' Miroku the security chief

CHEERLEADERS:

Starfire the Tamaranian 'Teen Titan'

Raven the 'Teen Titan'

Kira Gordon the 'Jakotsu Academy' schoolgirl

'Derringer' Merrill Stryfe the 'insurance girl' from Gunsmoke (Trigun)

Edna Jordan the tro-con cadet

Ryosko the tank driver (Those Who Hunt Elves)

Ari the actress (TWHE)

HAN'S HAWKS: (Coached by Gene Starwind. Mascot: 'Henrietta the Hawk' (Marina Oki from Cosmic Warrior Zero)

OFFENSE:

Quarterbacks: 'Nat' Edwards (Starter), Nami Richards (2nd string backup), Sally Mimoru (3rd string backup)

Running Backs: Kouga the wolf youkai demon, Shippou the kitsune youkai demon kit (fox), Kikyo the 'mika' warrior preistess

Wideout Receivers: Miroku the monk, Zoe Morton, Ayame the wolf youkai demon maid, Nyssa the Trakken girl, Kagome Higurashi, 'Ivy' Ivanhoe the 'Dark Knight'

Tight Ends: Sango the demon slayer maid, Han Solo the rebel/ex-pirate

Offensive Guard/Inside Linebacker: Villa from Blake's 7

Offensive Tackle/Outside Linebacker: Jonathan Harlock (Emma Emeraldas's uncle)

Offensive Guard/Middle Linebacker: InuYasha the dog hanyou (half human/half demon)

Offensive Tackle/Outside Linebacker: Naraku the guma (spider) hanyou (half human/half demon)

Centre: Rebecca the healer/warrior maid (from The Dark Knight)

SPECIAL TEAMS:

Kicker: Leona Ozaki the AD Tank Police tank driver cop

Punter: Donnatella the Ninja

Holder: Trace Edwards (Nat's husband)

Snapper: Oddo the dwarf pickpocket (from The Dark Knight)

Wedgebuster: InuYasha the dog hanyou (half human/half demon)

Upback: Naraku the guma (spider) hanyou (half human/half demon)

Gunner: Kouga the wolf youkai demon

Kick Returner: Ayame the wolf youkai demon maid

Punt Returner: Sango the demon slayer maid

DEFENSE:

Defensive Ends: Genie the warrior treasure hunter (Rune Soldiers), Diana 'Wonderwoman' the 'Justice League' girl

Defensive Tackles: Kiva Nerese the Bjorn 'Starfleet' starship captain of the Coriander, 'Queen' Emma Emeraldas the pirate/cowgirl/rebel/adventurer

Nose Guard: Louie the Mage (Magician from Rune Soldiers)

Cornerbacks: Flay Allster and Cagalli Yula Athna (Gundam Seed just like Nat Edwards nee Badgiruel)

Strong Safety: Donnatella the Ninja

Free Safety: Jonathan Harlock (Emma Emeraldas's uncle)

Outside Linebacker: Hugh the 'Polar Bear' Ice Roader

Inside Linebacker: Dominique the Cyclops (former Gung Ho Gun from Gunsmoke)(Trigun)

Middle Linebacker: Leona Ozaki the AD Tank Police tank driver cop

CHEERLEADERS:

Clover the 'WOOHP' spygirl

Mandy the pesky 'friend' of the 'WOOHP' team

'Cowgirl' Ed or Edward

Serena 'Moonie' or 'Sailor Moon' Tsuki

Merrill the treasure hunter (Rune Soldiers)

Melissa the treasure hunter princess (Rune Soldiers)

Ila the sorceress apprentice treasure hunter (Rune Soldiers)

OFFICIALS:

Timekeeper: 'CC' the obnoxious central computer program

Scorekeeper: 'Artok' the friendly central computer subprogram

Referees:

Head Referee: Doctor 2 the Gallifreyan Time Lord

Side Judge: Doctor 6 the Gallifreyan Time Lord

Back Judge: Doctor 4 the Gallifreyan Time Lord

There were others such as Drew the Ice Roader who was equipment manager for both teams. Bulma Brief had decided (at the last minute) that her hubby Vegeeta and his pal Goku Son (the Saiyaans) couldn't be trusted not to nuke the field like they did last time so she told the coaches to get someone else for safeties. Everyone aboard got a good night's sleep and at 1000 hours (10 AM) Holodeck Chamber #4 was filled to capacity with football fans many of whom had bought 'game tickets' from Oddo the dwarf and 'Cowboy' Spike Steigel. Apparently the Terran 'NASA' crowd aka 'Klink's Kooks' thought that 'fifty bucks each' was cheap for tickets to an intergalactic football game and this was a rematch! Garner made the two 'entrepeneurs' refund the 'ticket funds' when they got back home anyway so no real harm was done except that Dr Kleinholdt ('Klink') was destined to be the laughingstock of NASA for the next few years.

Of course all hands were there to witness this important rematch of 'The Big Game'!

END of Ch 45 Ch 46 'The Big Game II- First Quarter'or 'Strange Start' soon. Getting interesting eh? Wonder how our heroine's gonna get outta this one? Read on and r/r/s away as always. Have a wunnerful day and sfn/sys/jm/Kami bless you all for your interest and assistance. Hooble-toodle-doo! Toodles tomos watashi-K&K

I dickered over this chapter's titles. Let me know if I got 'em right eh?

PS- I really do appreciate all your loyalty and support over the years my tomos watashi all! And you can take that to the bank folks!-K&K

23 March 2009

Angel Wings Ch 44 Gods/Gardens/Football

Meet Seras 'Police Girl' Victoria from Hellsing. Her master is Alucard the vampire and she too is a vampire albeit not an evil one. She works for the Hellsing Group led by Sir Integra Winifred van Helsing. I have her captaining a starship- the Nova Hellsing so for once Al's gotta take orders from Vicky. In Xmas with the Dirty Pair (my first fanfiction) the gang had been deputized (Walter too) by the 3WA to hunt for DragonBalls and this time- more on that in a later blog.

ANGEL WINGS

DISCLAIMER: OK 'Cat' darlin', it's all yours. First I wanna thank Mr T for the use of his Angels and stuff. Then I wanna thank everyone else who has been allowing us to use their creations here like Thom Beers for the use of his ice road truckers Hugh, Drew, Rick, Eric, Alex and Bear. I took the liberty of naming the 3WA academy in Furool City on Shimougou after Mr Haruka Takachiho in honour of his creations- the Angels. How was that, Yuri? Great, kiddo. Oh hai it sure was, Kei! Now since we left ya up in the air last time let's get to Ch 44 without any further meandering, shall we? Why is Zack Zero back and oro does he want with Suba Marina Oki? Can Mandy keep her big mouth shut? A hint re the titles- Garden of the Guardians is from Doctor Who (Tom Baker's era) and if you have not read my Xmas with the DP ff you won't get The Big Game rematch too well. Oro does this all mean? We'll find out momentarily gang. The Boss Red Marshall's on the warpath again! Here 'tis:-

CHAPTER 44

'Message From the Garden' or 'Big Game Rematch'

"That was two billion years ago and it wasn't even their Universe. Besides- who else have we got? Acting Lord President Barusa won't let us anywhere near 'Gallifrey' after that infernal Shenron the 'Eternal Dragon' failed them and Lord Rathelon's gone back to his tomb again. Mercury is supposed to be a messenger, ain't he, dammit?" observed Black and slowly an angry White nodded in agreement.

"Mercury! Report to my garden at once! Hermes! Do you want me to tell zeus about you and Eos (the Dawn goddess)? Get your worthless spirit over here now- or else!" howled a very perturbed White Guardian.

There was a crash of thunder and a youth sprang out of a blinding lightning flash. He was dressed in robes and wore winged sandals on his feet. His head was encircled by a band of plain white gold. In one hand he held a staff of gold surmounted by a silver crest with two serpents entwined around it- the 'Caduceus'. In his other fist he carried a winged helmet of gold.

"What in Hades is so all fired important that I had to interrupt my beauty sleep, Pops? I am off duty this century, dammit all!" he complained.

"Watch your language, boy or you'll find your ass in my Dark Realm, sir!" warned Black.

"I do apologize for disturbin' ya, son but gods as well as guardians are always on call, laddie. Don't worry. This assignment is pretty easy so it shouldn't take you too long to complete it, kid. We just need you to deliver a message to a 23rd Century starship in this Universe's Aquarian Galaxy. The vessel is the 'Lovely Angel 2' and her captain is a stunning redhead. Just tell her that it will take two days instead of just one. She will know what you mean, White.

The lad was literally champing at the bit.

"In fact practically her whole crew is female, my boy." added Black.

"I will be most honoured to help you out, sirs! You can count on me, Gramps!" cried Mercury and he saluted them both.

"Before you leave, at least put on some pants, kiddo!" laughed Black.

Again the thunder crashed, white lightning flashed and the young god was gone.

"Halt! Who goes there?" demanded Revy Roberts, her twin 'Cutlass' automatics levelled at the intruder who had just materialized in the bedroom she was using behind the ready room.

"Hi there, gorgeous. Would you care to come to Olympus to see my etchings?" winked a tall blonde teenaged boy wearing practically nothing. Flowing white robes, a winged golden helmet, winged sandals and a golden headband were the only garments he wore. He carried a staff and a shield and by his side hung a short sword like an ancient Terran Roman Tribune might carry. The boy was grinning ear to ear.

"I said identify yourself dammit! Who the Fxxx are ya and how did you get past the guards out in the corridors?" yelled an angry 'Creature from the Black Lagoon'. Revy was beat having just come off a double watch detail. She had collapsed on her bunk while still wearing her 3WA uniform and her battle armour.

"I would really and truly love to see what you've got underneath all that armour, cutey honey." he said and grabbed Revy's tunic jacket front and easily hoisted the Terran to her feet. Revy bristled.

"You just made one big mistake, dummy! Nobody touches Revy Roberts and gets away with it!" she seethed and launched a boot into his midsection. The next thing sh knew she had passed completely 'through' the stranger's body and crashed foot first into the bulkhead.

"What the Fxxx are you, a frigging 'yuyu' (ghost or spook)?" she demanded hopping on one foot while she was shaking the other which had suddenly gone numb. Mercury became enraged.

"I said show yourself to me, mortal female!" he roared and struck the deck with his 'Caduceus' causing a blinding flash of white light and Revy blinked. Something somehow seemed different now. When she glanced at her reflection in the highly polished bulkhead wall Revy snatched a sheet from the bed to cover herself. Everything she'd just been wearing had suddenly vanished including her underwear! Her guns were still in her fists so an wildcat emptied both clips into the tall youth and right through him into the wall, bunk, armoire, bureau, table, chairs and portals.

"Having fun, my child?" asked the boy amusedly and he sat in an armchair. Revy suddenly realized that this room must be soundproof or that much firepower would have emptied the bridge deck! She likewise retained her earring comlinks so she yelled for help.

"This is Suba Roberts! Security team to my quarters behind the ready room- stat! That's an order dammit! We got us another intruder and man, this one's a real weird-o!" she trilled.

"You cannot harm me with your puny weapons, woman! You cannot harm a god! I am Mercury, Messenger of the gods! Are you the captain of this floating carcass contraption? Would you please like to bear my children, dear?" chortled the young messenger god.

Revy ignited her laser sword hilt and watched it cut through empty air when she slashed it across the kid's gut. Now she was reloading her two 'Cutlasses' and Mercury shook his blonde head.

"Those toys are useless against me, Madam so why reload them?" he asked curiously. Revy continued her task.

"Because without a healthy gat within easy reach I feel like I'm stark naked, pal! Hey! Wait a minute, boyo! I am stark naked, ain't I?" she cried. Revy yanked open her armoire and pulled out a fresh uniform and a pair of sneakers. She tossed them on the bunk and rifled through her bureau drawers for socks, brassiere, bikini briefs and a turtleneck which she added to her pile. Then she faced her unwelcome visitor with an air of defiance.

"A gentleman would leave the room or at the very least turn his back while a lady is dressing, sir. Well? Are you a young gentleman or just a spoiled little brat?" she demanded and sat down to pull on her socks.

Mercury drew himself up to his full height and bumped his head on the three meter high ceiling. "A god is always a gentleman, Madam Roberts. Reclothe thyself, woman. I will not watch thee." he said and faced the highly polished Kelvinite bulkhead where he would have had an excellent view of the hot Terran wildcat had both his aizu (eyes) not been tightly shut.

Finally Revy cinched her tie up another notch and reholstered her sidearms.

"OK, kiddo. I'm decent again." she said and the god resumed his seat in her armchair. He grinned up at Revy.

"Your security team is not coming, Madam Suba. I have cut off all communications within this vessel. However, I tire of these boring games. You are obviously not kawaii (lovely) enough to be the leader here and your hair is the hue of charcoal not fire. Please take me to your commander, my dear girl. I give you my Olympian word of honour that I will not remove your clothing without your permission. he said.

Revy frowned. "Fat chance that'll ever happen, Merc." she replied. "Why do you wanna see the Boss Lady, kid?" she added, her hand in her pocket where she was clutching a small lump of dilythium crystal alloy. Hell, this crap was almost the same as 'antimatter' and it just might work against this big lummox but the loon's next words made Revy realize that the crystal would be unnecessary.

"I have an important message for her from the Guardians in the garden, my dear sweet child." he replied quietly.

Revy Roberts knew damned well that the Boss was resting downstairs in her own quarters prior to the big game rematch up here at two and that she had left strict orders not to be disturbed for any reason but Hey! Don't fruitcakes who think they're Fxxxing magical gods looking for some action who can strip ya bareass naked without coming anywhere near ya qualify as a legitimate reason for waking up Her Royal Highness, that damned pain-in-the-ass redhead?" thought Revy while she and the blonde kid were riding the lift down to Level Three.

"Yes, my love. I am certain that fruitcakes who think they are Fxxxing magical gods looking for some action would qualify as a legitimate reason for waking up that damned pain-in-the-ass redhead." he said startling Revy as she realized that he could read her mind like an open holonovel screen!

"Gomen, I apologize but kiddo are you really a god? Really and truly? Like in ancient Greek mythology and stuff? I read a book about 'em once when I was a kid in reform school." asked Revy Roberts.

"Yes I am. A real honest to God- god. You read a book about us eh? That would, of course have been before you became a hired assassin, correct?" he replied and Revy nodded as the lift doors parted and she led the way to a portal marked 'Captain's Quarters- Private' above a door control panel keypad and a klaxon push.

"Yeah? Whoozit and oro (what) the Hell do ya Fxxxing well want dammit?" growled Kei's sleepy voice when her door klaxon chimed repeatedly.

"Sorry Boss. It's me- Revy. Could I come in for a moment? Please? It is sorta important, ma'am." replied the Lagoon gal. The door swished aside just far enough for the bleary-aizued (eyed) redhead to peer around it at Revy and a tall handsome blonde teenaged boy beside her.

"Yeah? This had damned well better be good, Roberts! I ain't exactly dressed for company so I can't ask you and your new tomo (friend) i, girl. Oro (What) the Hell's this all about? I've got a game in less than an hour and-- Who the Hell is this jackass anyway?" she grumbled crossly. Kei was dog tired and it sure as Hell showed.

"Believe it or not, he's a god, Boss. Meet Mercury, the messenger god all the way from Mt Olympus. Those two Guardians sent him or so he says. He claims he's got a message for the captain and that's you, Boss. (Revy's voice dropped to a whisper. Hey Revy- if Merc can read your thoughts it don't matter how soft you speak) Watch your ass, Kei! He is magic! He managed to strip me to the skin from the other side of the room! Our weapons are useless against him so save your ammo. Just let him give ya his message and maybe he'll go the Hell back home, Reds!" said Revy.

"OK. Lemme grab a kimono. Just gimme a minute, Revy." growled the Boss and the door shut only to reopen a few seconds later. Kei waved them both inside while she was still belting her green kimono emblazoned with red ryuu (dragons) across its back. She waved them to seats, sat down on her sofa, put her bare feet up on her coffee table and ignited a cheroot.

"Ya got a message for me, bozo? Spill it, kid." she demanded and lit Revy's cigarette. Mercury had declined a smoke or a drink.

"You are the captain? Ha! Do not make me laugh! You are but a child and a female as well! You cannot be the captain! Come now, Madams. Enough is enough. Where is your captain?" cried the angry god.

"I am the captain, me boyo! See? Marshall Keirran Maureen Bridget Deirdre O'Shaughnessy O'Halloran, Commanding Officer, 'United Galactica Federation of Galaxies', 3WA, Patrol Starship 'Lovely Angel 2'. Satisfied, sonny?" she demanded while brandishing her 3WA holovid ID vidcard. Mercury read it over carefully and smiled.

"Mortals are truly foolish beings. Allowing such a young female to command an entire sky vessel is most stupid. Everyone knows that men are the true leaders." he replied haughtily.

"Yeah? Well I command two or three more of these 'sky vessels' as ya call 'em, me old boyo. I'm too tired to argue the point, dodobrain so just gimme your message and go." said the weary redhead.

"Very well, Madam Reds. I am to say that it will take two solar days instead of merely one. Gramps and Papa (White and Black Guardians) said you would know what it meant. Do you? (Kei nodded gravely) Then may I leave now?" yawned Mercury.

"Yes. Go. You are dismissed, tomo (friend) and arigatou (thank you)." said Kei abstractedly and with a bow to both girls he vanished in a lightning flash preceded by a deafening thunderclap.

"Mugghi? Have we lifted off 'Minerva' yet? Nai (No)? Good. Shut down the engines because we are staying right here. I'll explain why later. Don't forget to report to Holodeck Four at 1400 (2 PM). Kei out." trilled the Boss and Mugghi meowed OK.

"If we split now with a whole extra solar day to go our engines' backblasts could rupture those bubbleheads' continuum seals and start this shit up all over again. Wally must've gone forwards in time rather than backwards when he detonated that 'antimatter' bomb and then those fool Guardians miscalculated the time differential variances. Those 'time sights' could trigger trouble as well so tell 'Klink' and his pals there will be no more 'time sights' testing until we get back home. Those are my direct orders, Roberts and if he don't like it send him to see me. After that ya better get some sleep, kid. I'll tell ya all about the game tomorrow and arigatou (thank you) Revy. See ya later." said Kei shoving her out the door before flinging off her kimono and once again crashing onto her bunk.

Revy went to give 'Klink' and his scientific buddies Kei's latest orders and although the old curmudgeon grumbled a bit he finally did agree that maybe curtailing the 'time sight' experiments was the best policy and he told her he would immediately end all further testing until they got home. Revy thanked him and went up to her room again. She stripped, showered, dried and put on fresh undergarments before she went back to her bunk for some rest. Meanwhile back in the Garden of the Guardians Mercury had just returned.

"It was so funny, Grandpa, Papa! This stupid mortal female actually thought that she could harm me- a god! First she used some sort of projectile launching firearm and then she tried cutting me with a silly beam of light! Of course neither one even mussed up my hair, Gramps!" chortled the young god.

"I am not your grandfather and he ain't your papa, boy so stop calling us by those names! I am Mr White and he is Mr Black darn it all!" yelled White and Black grinned.

"Apparently neither Revy nor Reds used an ionic energy weapon like an ion cannon, a disruptor gun, a plasma rifle or a plain old blaster on you, son. Ya ain't immune to that stuff ya know and they would've put a hurtin' on ya for sure, kid." Black observed amusedly but Mercury was definitely not amused at all.

"Well, I have delivered your message as instructed, sirs so I'm off to Olympus again. Bye." replied the god and he vanished in the same noisy and flashy style as he had just arrived.

"A surly youth to be sure. I really must tell Zeus about him. I should tell the old boy about the kid's manners, Black. More tea?" asked White.

"Or rather lack thereof eh? No more tea thanks. I must go, old friend. Bye." replied Black and he went back home. And back on the 'LA2'--

At 1345 hours or a quarter to two in the afternoon Kei keyed up her PA mike and announced that she had decided to posptone the big rematch game until ashita (tomorrow) at 1000 hours or ten AM. However, she encouraged everyone to use Holodeck Chamber Four's football field for practice and then she told them why. One floor down in the galleys--

"I thought those two screwballs Fxxxed something up!" yelled Winry Rockabell who was helping to clear away the lunch dishes from the dining hall's tables while Ed Elric washed, brother Alphonse dried and Neko Olson stacked. Granny (Pinato Rockabell), Zoe (Morton), Leila and Trace (Edwards) were busily planning dinner on the other side of the galley.

"Winifred! Do I have to get out the soap again? Clean up your language, young lady or I will! Neko! Don't stack the plates that high! By the way, where's your comrade?" said Granny.

"Yes'm." sulked Winry. Neko started a new stack and began transferring plates from the first one.

"Sorry about that, Gran. Revy just got off a double duty watch detail an hour ago so she's probably upstairs asleep. Why?" called the shapeshifting nekomata human trill girl.

"Captain Starwind is looking for a defensive anchor to counter the Boss Lady on offense and he thinks Miss Roberts might be the ticket. What all of that palaver means is Greek to me, dearie but he did ask me to pass that word along to Miss Roberts. Izumi! Get Ichigo and Rukia to take those tablecloths and napkins up to the laundry room. We'll be needing them in time for dinner so tell them to have all the linen done by four this afternoon. Shush now everyone. I think the captain's going to say something over those talking boxes again." replied the Risenbool 'automail' expert from 'Amestris' whom everyone aboard thought of as their very own grandmother which was perfectly OK with Pinato.

"Well now! If that don't beat all! We're gonna be stuck here on 'Minerva' for two more days before we head for home. Aw, I guess we could use the extra day's practice time. Right Starwind?" drawled Han.

"Ya got that right, Solo. Ya wanna be a dual linebacker for us?" asked Gene.

"Suits me fine. Hey 'Cat'? How's your team roster comin' along? About done, kiddo?" called the ex-pirate.

"Just about, pirate. How about you, Gene?" asked Rally 'Cat' Vincent.

"We just need a kicker, love." answered Gene.

"How's about that tank gal- Leona Ozaki?" drawled Han. and Gene's face brightened.

"Hey Leona! Wanna be the Hawks' kicker?" he called and Leona looked up from where she and Raven were swabbing the decks of the immense dining hall.

"Only if I can be a defensive linebacker too, Cap!" she replied and went back to her mopping. Gene gave her the two thumbs up A-OK signal and she nodded.

'Cat' was pouting. She needed a quarterback but Kei wanted to be a receiver, Mar wanted to be a running back and Yuri wanted to be a tight end. Minnie Mae 'Kitten''Blonde Bomber' Hopkins wanted the job but the teenager was hopelessly inept. Mae was a speedster so 'Cat' already had her down as a running back with 'Dynamo' the Triceraton dinosaur thing as her lead blocker. Both sides had wanted 'Big Al' Elric but Izumi had told them that the 'knight' was too unstable to safely play football- after all he was the 'Philosopher's Stone' and the slightest jolt could cause more damage than the 'God Guns' could! Brother Edward agreed that Al should sit out the game so Al finally reluctantly said OK. Instead he bacame 'Cat's 'go-fer' guy.

Ed and Winry were her runback specialists and Kome was the Killers' kicker. Someone cleared their throat discreetly and Rally looked up from her lists.

"Miss Vincent? I played quarterback in high school if you think that an old codger like me could fit in on your team, ma'am." said Alex the Ice Roader. Rally looked over the 'Minister of the Ice Roads' and nodded.

"Yup, I can see that you can take a hit or two OK, Alex and Hell man you ain't that old, boyo. OK, you're the Killers' starting quarterback. 'Pretty Boy' Eric and 'Jimbo' Hawking will be your two backups. Bear's our medic and rick's his assistant. Drew's our equipment manager and Light Yagami's our water boy. Gene already grabbed Hugh the Polar Bear for the Hawks but we got the rest of ya. Clover and Mandy wanna be cheerleaders but Sammy and Alex are gonna be our tight ends. Fine. We'll see ya on Holodeck Four on Level Eight at 1430 hours I mean at hal past two this afternoon so please tell the rest of the Ice Road Brigade and thanks." said Coach 'Cat' Vincent and she kissed the older guy on his stubbled cheek.

"Thank you, ma'am and may the good Lord bless you, Miss Vincent. See ya then." replied Alex.

Starfire loved the new cheerleading outfit that that nice Father Miroku had picked out for the Hawks' cheerleaders. Raven did not but Raven did not complain over such trivial matters. Wally the 'Flash' zipped around helping out everyone on Gene's team who needed help. Since he could not promise that he would not use his special fleetfootedness powers during the game both Gene and Rally had refused to choose him for a player so instead Gene had made him the Hawks' 'go-fer' guy.

Big Spike Miroku (who once upon a time had been head of mall security at the 'Higurashi Mall' back home in 'Furool (Foo-Lon) City' on 'Shimougou') had once again been loaned to the 3WA albeit this time it was in his new capacity as security chief of 'KASP' the Kaguran Air and Space Patrol. He had made an excellent defensive linebacker in the first game (see Xmas with the Dirty Pair fanfiction for those details) and a great defensive captain to boot. At well over 175 kilos (A kilogram is equal to 2.2 pounds) he was a very impressive anchor and boy did 'Cat' ever need one so she sent Ninja boy Naruto to tell the big guy he was again on the Killers' team.

Ninjas Neji and Ten Ten were 'Cat's speedy cornerbacks and the two Saiyaans (Goku Son and Vegeeta Brief) made excellent safeties- Vegeeta at strong and Goku at free positions. Ryuuk, Light Yagami's Shinigami death god was chosen to be the Killers' mascot- Kira Rayne. Light told them that Kira was Japanese for killer and Ryuuk certainly looked like a kira, that he most certainly did! Rayne was a reference to an ancient Terran film vampire of the same name. Ryuuk grumbled at first. He really wanted to play but being unable to assure 'Cat' that he wouldn't simply disappear whenever he felt like it he reluctantly became their mascot instead.

On the other side of the coin Helena 'Hawkgirl' of the 'Justice League' flat out refused to be 'Helena the Hawk' because she wanted to play in the game so at 'Cat's offensive coordinator's (Captain Zack Zero) urging Suba Marina Oki was chosen as 'Henrietta the Hawk' while Helena became an offensive guard and a strong safety.

"That is it, Vincent. Leona's our kicker and Nat (Lt Naturle Edwards nee Badgiruel) is our starting quarterback with Sally Mimoru and Nami Richards backing her up. See ya at practice, kiddo." called Gene on his way to the lift.

"Yeah, Alex is our quarterback with 'Pretty Boy' Eric and 'Jimbo' Hawking to back him up, Cap. See ya up there at half past two, dude." replied 'Cat' who was drawing up plays she wanted to try out. Meanwhile back home Naomi Armitage was furious!

She was supposed to be on the next flight home to Mars to see her family but 'Uncle Vito (Galadriel) had cancelled all offworld flights until that damned 'Ark in Space' aka the 'Lovely Angel 2' returned in another week or two. Then Andy Gooley and Chuck Garner had dropped another bombshell on the hapless android robot girl. Naomi was to arrange living quarters for all of those 'Gaelic Goofballs' passengers and crew- again!

"Christ Almighty, Chuck! I could've sworn we'd just gotten rid of those pests or was I only dreaming that we did?" she thundered. Gooley and Garner spread their hands out and shrugged.

"Ya know I do have a life of my own, boyos and a family waiting for me on Mars!" yelped the enraged android crashing her fist onto her kitchenette's countertop for added emphasis.

"Yeah. We know that, Naomi and we are sorry that you can't get back to them yet but duty calls." apologized Gooley.

"Maybe Guy can bring the kid here--" suggested Garner and bit his tongue when he realized his mistake.

"How? Vito put the kibosh on all offword flights- both coming and going! Ka-Mi (God)! It just ain't Fxxxing fair, man! Every single time that those two Celtic lunatics go off on a mission I end up either here or on 'Alderaan' dammit! My kid and my husband ain't even gonna recognize me by the time I finally get to see 'em! Shit! (Naomi sighed) OK. I'll set things up with 'CC' and start booking accommodations but know this me boyos- come Hell or high water, in another fortnight (fifteen days) I am outta here even if I gotta use a solar jet pack! Ya got that?" yelled Naomi Armitage and she blanked her vidscreen angrily.

END of Ch 44. Ch 45 'We'll Leave the Lights On For You' or 'Team Rosters' soon. Getting interesting eh? Wonder how our heroine's gonna get outta this one? Read on and r/r/s away as always. Have a wunnerful day and sfn/sys/jm/Kami bless you all for your interest and assistance. Hooble-toodle-doo! Toodles tomos watashi-K&K

I dickered over this chapter's titles. Let me know if I got 'em right eh?

PS- I really do appreciate all your loyalty and support over the years my tomos watashi all! And you can take that to the bank folks!-K&K

See ya next blog post. Don't forget April 15th is coming. Toodles-K&K