Kei's Interview (as promised)

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Everyone raved over this faux (mock) interview betwixt Kei and her bossman Anton Wilhelm Gustav, her Sector 9 unit chief in the 3WA (World Welfare Works Assn) the peacekeeping arm of the 'UG' (United Galactica Federation of Galaxies) so here it is for all of you lucky readers to enjoy. Gomen er sorry but I still haven't gotten the hang for posting pix here yet. However, I have included a couple of links where you can find my photo albums if you want to see these and tons more anime pix! Without further ado hre is---





Lovely Angel Kei's Interview (at last!)




KEI INTERVIEW






Premise: Kei and I are here today at the 3WA training base station and I thought it would make a great opportunity to use our break period to let all you folks out there find out something about what my Lovely Angel, Kei, has been up to of late. We will also update you on our lives ever since we first met each other all those years ago.






Mugghi and Nammo are here with us while we all test out some new weapons recently installed on the Lovely Angel. So for purposes of this interview I am the Keiman(KM) while she is Kei. Wherever I make reference to another character and/or series it will be so noted in brackets as well as all tones of voice and/or actions. Here we go:-






KM: Good afternoon, Kei.






Kei: Hi Bossman, what's up?






KM: What have you been up to lately?






Kei:(Confused) Er, you already know that, sir.






KM:Yes, Kei-I know but your fans don't.






Kei:Oh OK-gotcha! I'm cool but sometimes I miss the vacuumhead!






KM:Er, Kei, do you mean Yuri?






Kei: Of course, who else?






KM: OK, just try to be nice today, please?






Kei: Alright, I'll be good (Giggles)






KM:Now what have you been doing lately?






Kei: Well, we've been here testing new weapons. They just installed a supercool sonic disruptor beam cannon on the ship and I can't wait to play with it! Yesterday, I remodified my power blaster and now I can hit the bull (target) from 187 meters with pinpoint accuracy! Oh, sorry you meant besides work, didn't you sir? Well, last night we all went to the Shangri-La Casino (see Original Dirty Pair-Episode 5) and I won 80 thousand credits playing meteor! They have really fixed that place up nice since the last time we were there. And we ran into Faye(Cowboy Bebop) and Vash(Trigun) too.






KM: I know all about that. I had one devil of a time talking you and Faye out of turning in Vash for the 60 billion double dollars reward!






Kei: Well, technically he is a criminal, ain't he?






KM: Yes but not in our jurisdiction; anyway he's a good guy after all. Incidentally, you and Yuri never even tried to recapture Caldy (see DP Flash-Mission 2/Act 3) after that hot springs tour fiasco on World's World did you? And he was a wanted felon on our turf! Why he even conned you a couple of times, didn't he?






Kei:(Angrily) You promised NEVER to bring that issue up again!






KM:OK! Have you heard from Yuri recently? Even though you both still work for the 3WA (Yuri is still in Poporo's section) you now work for Gustav in Unit 9 so you don't see each other there too often, do you?






Kei: No, sir we don't but we do keep in touch via email and vidphone pretty regularly. She vidded me last night. Of course, she can't stand her new partner Kumi (on loan to us from the ATC where she protects Momiji's Blue Seed from the Aragami). She says Kumi's motto is "If you got ammo, keep shooting!" Anyway WE get all the tough missions and that purple-headed punching bag (see DPF-Mission 2/Act 2) gets all the easy ones!






KM: Now, Kei, that is not avery nice thing to say, is it? And after you promised to be good.






Kei:(Sulkily) OK Sorry. Maybe Yuri doesn't get all the easy jobs but it sure as Hell seems like it! And she got to keep little Mugghi too!






KM: But you and Marlene(Marlene Angel is Kei's new partner-on loan from Earth II where she protects Earth from the Blue Gender Blues monsters) got big Mugghi and Nammo (their robot is Nammo and Mugghi is a genetically engineered android not unlike a huge kitty cat), didn't you? And each of your teams got a new Lovely Angel starship to use. Could we be fairer than that? (Perhaps I should explain that the Central Computer goofed again. It assigned two Lovely Angels team codenames: Yuri/Kumi are Lovely Angels 1 while Kei/Marlene are Lovely Angels 2. Kei's team is now part of Unit 9 and their chief is Gustav. Yuri/Kumi is still part of the old department section and their chief is Poporo). And Yuri told me that Kumi causes more destruction than you usually do.






Kei:(Shocked) Trouble, me? I don't know what you mean, sir.






KM: Yes you do, Miss Kei! Oh well I guess the cat's out of the bag now folks so I'll tell you. I, the Keiman, am really Kei's new section chief at Unit 9-Gustav (My cousin is Chief Gazelle of Galaxy Cup Volleyball Tourney fame-see DPF-Mission 3/Act 3 for details).






Kei: Sorry, sir! I guess I gave you away, didn't I? (Giggles hysterically)






KM:OK now where were we? Oh, yeah, how is Yuri really doing? You know what I mean; I believe she vidded you last evening?






Kei:(Ecstatic) Oh wow I almost forgot! She just ran into this real cool guy in Florida (his name is Wilbury I think) on the beach. She's there modeling or some such crap. And she is truly GONE over him man! He must be a hunk to turn Yuri on full blast like that; she couldn't shut up about how great he was through the whole call! She really seems to like him a lot and who knows? Remember how she almost got hitched to Kyarine (see ODP-Episode 6 for details) on that island a few years back? Yeah, I know I probably blew it for them by crashing the wedding as a nun but I was trying to complete a mission at the time, wasn't I?






KM: Did you have to destroy the whole damned church? Chief Gooley's stomach was doing somersaults for weeks after that!






Kei: Sorry, oh, Yuri has also been singing at some of those Karaoke clubs over there too. She really does have a great voice you know.






KM: I know. Er, your voice isn't half bad either, Kei.






Kei:(Blushing) Oh, you're just saying that Chief.






KM: No really. I've heard you do that Non-stop Angel number ("In Love With Thrills") and you're good! When you, er, absented yourself from the 3WA on that hiatus, wasn't one of your jobs singing in a club?






Kei: First I quit the 3WA whether Garner accepted my resignation or not! Yuri thought I quit too, which was why the little son-- er I mean the true blue trocon decided to follow me to Waldess's cruiseship and arrest me for carrying an illegal weapon (see DPF-Mission 1/Acts 1 to 6 for details). I wonder if she ever discovered who was backing her up when she was inside Kapp's head; of course Garner got me to do it for her. But that's all water under the brifdge now. Anywho, I hope this Wilbury guy works out for the kid, I really do! I'm two months older than Yuri you know. Oh yeah and to get back to your previous (is that right?) question sir-we did get big Mugghi and Nammo and Yuri does love that furball Mugghi a lot. By the way, Chief, would you believe that on World's World (see DPF-Mission 2/Act 1) that idiot couldn't tell the difference between a real cat and an android one with a bomb in it! If I hadn't have grabbed that thing outta her arms she'd've been toast!






KM: Er, incidentally, all during that Siren (see DPF-Mission 1/Acts 1 to 6) incident you two were never once referred to by that name, were you? And since then everyone seems to call both teams the Dirty-






Kei:(Mad as Hell) Don't say it!






KM:OK they probably all know it by now anyway (I am referring to the "Dirty Pair" moniker of course.) Put that blaster away, young lady, right now!). By the way, there is something that I have always been curious about.






Kei:(Snickering) What's that sir?






KM:When you were sent to Eden (see "Project EDEN" file), it seems the first thing you did was to search the mines. You came across several troughs filled with filthy, contaminated and for all you knew, radioactive waste water. Whatever possessed the two of you to decide to strip off and bathe in it?






Kei:(Giggling) Well it seemed like a good idea at the time sir.







KM: Luckily you both survived that ordeal. To return to my previous statement, when exactly and under what circumstances did you two become known by that name? I believe that may have been before I met you?






Kei: Yeah, it was long before that Chief. It was our first mission and we called it the "Brian" disaster(see Classic TV-Episode 1). "Brian" was the computer controlling all functions of the Damocles Tower in Elinore City on Shimougou and we lived there on the 35th floor in an apartment. "Brian" went on the fritz and started shutting down the building and wrecking the city so we decided to shut him down. We caused a bit of damage to the city and the tower before we got it under control. OK, the tower now lists at a 30 degree angle because there is no foundation left to hold it upright. But it wasn't my fault!






KM: How did you finally stop "Brian"?Kei:(Again laughing hysterically) We gave him an impossible problem to solve and he overloaded!






KM: Which was?






Kei:(Giggling) We asked it to decide between me and Yuri-who is the better (sexier) one?






KM: The answer of course being impossible since a computer cannot decide an answer requiring the use of emotions, right?






Kei:(Confused) If you say so sir. But he should have picked me!






KM: i'm not about to touch that one, folks.






Kei:(Sulkily) Well he shoulda picked me.






KM: I hear Keitaroo(see DPF-Mission 3/Act 1 for details) is back. Has he been over to see you yet?






Kei:(Puzzled) Oh, my godkid! You bet he has. Er you know he has a crush on Derringer Merrill Strife (Trigun) don't you? Vash told me at Shangri-La last night after you left us. OK so I stayed and lost my 80 thou at meteor! Why do you think that Faye and me tried to grab Vash for the 60 billion?






KM: We'll let that pass for now. How is Keitaroo doing? He's gotta be on Easy Street with that fortune of his dad's (the Senator) he inherited last year.






Kei: Oh, you didn't know? He donated that to help rebuild July and August (the two cities that Vash atomized on Gunsmoke). I told you he had a thing for Merrill, didn't I? But he has just enrolled at the Academy and we may get him here with us at Unit 9 real soon!






KM: Oh no! Another one! Well, I see that they are calling us back to the ship to put that new sonic disruptor beam cannon through its paces again. So let me take this time we have left to humbly apologize to Yuri for calling her "brainless" all those times during "Siren" and for letting you know where Waldess went after you quit the force. Gazelle also asked me to say sorry for calling her "pathetic" and for that ordeal he put you two through when he trained you here for that volleyball tourney. Did he really flood your room and make you stand in oil to play and train you in a sauna?






Kei:(Laughing) The worst was when he tried to appeal to us to stay by telling us about those "50 brave agents who made the ultimate sacrifice" trying to arrest Mr. President. But we got back at him later in the hospital. Er, did his hair ever grow back sir?






KM: Yes eventually it did. As a final thought, how about reminding everyone what your motto is?






Kei:(Solemnly) Never blow up tomorrow what you can blow up today! Yo, Chief! Are they calling us again? ooh, that announcer just said the same thing Yuri did at the prison (see ODP-Episode 1) when she used her laserlight ring to blow open that vault door (after I ran outta ammo) to get the warden out. They were like "Son of-"






KM: Yes I recall them "SOB-What the Hell!" to which you replied "That didn't suck!" It was one of the very few times Yuri used profanity- unlike you!






Kei:(Shocked) Who me? I'm sure I don't know what you mean sir.






KM: Yes you do. Whoa! They were calling us and there's our final warning. That's the big cheese- Territorial Chief Garner. (Speaking into Comlink) We're coming sir.






Kei:(Giggling) We'd better get going sir!






KM: (Laughing) Any final thoughts for your loyal fans, Kei?






Kei:(Mock Serious) To paraphrase Red Green "Always keep your blaster on its bull" (Coyly, to KM) "Thanks for letting me blow off some steam, Honey."






KM:(Angrily) Honey! I am your section chief, TroCon Kei! And don't you forget it!






Kei:(Apologetic) I'm very sorry sir.






KM:(Looking worried) Kei, you did tell Mugghi to clean the cannon first before he loaded it, didn't you?






Kei:(Perplexed) Huh? Er, no sir, I thought you did.






KM:(Mad as Hell) You idiot! If he tries to fire that thing now---






Kei:(Running full tilt down the corridor) I'm already on it Chief! (Speaking through comlink earring) Hey, Mugghi, don't touch those gun controls until I get there!






KM:(Fuming) Another fine mess she's gotten us into!






Kei:(Fading voice) Mugghi! Nammo! Wait'll I get my hands on you! I'll-






KM:(Back to Normal) Sorry about that outburst but sometimes Kei just ticks me off so much. In closing, folks, let me just say that it has been an honor and a privilege to have known both Yuri and Kei. I am especially proud to have Kei on my staff at Unit 9 (Eat your heart out Poporo!). The girls did save him and his kid Rosa from that madman Berringer (see DPF-Mission 3/Act 5). I wonder if the three of them ever finished writing all those "Sorry we blew up half of Elinore City again" letters finally? I must remember to ask Kei. What am I saying? I still have a headache from last night when I got drunk and told her Faye was cuter than she was!






Kei:(Calling from vidphone) Chief, Garner and Gazelle are waiting for us and they are both as mad as Hell! You better get your butt over here now! Pronto!






KM:(Speaking on comlink)Coming Kei. (Aside) Believe it or not I AM her superior although sometimes it may seem otherwise.(Dawning realization) Oh no, if she fires that gun it's sayonara time for this complex!(Running off toward ship at full tilt) Well, that's all folks. Goodbye from us both and keep sending us (especially Kei) those fan letters and emails, too. Kei!!!--






Kei:(Reassuring) Relax Chief. It's OK. I've got everything under control again. (Sound of BOOM!! and Kei crying) Sorry sir! But it's not my fault really!






AFTERMATH: As I said before I am honored and proud to have my fave animegal on my team at Unit 9. Of course I do get to see her almost every day.






DISCLAIMER: You folks know all of this is false (made up) don't you? I tried to use Kei's point of view in both asking and answering these questions for this interview. I would REALLY like to be Kei's bossman but how could that ever be? I am an actual 54 (now 59 as of 7/8/2008) year old guy and she is just my absolute fave animebabe! But I will never find a more beautiful (and dangerous) animegal than you, my lovely angel, Kei!






APOLOGY: I must ask Mr. Wilbury (Lovely Yuri Website) to forgive my "poetic license" for Kei's answers about his Yuri's lifestyle. I did not mean to offend him in any way whatsoever and if I have upset him or anyone in any way I most humbly apologize. Gomen! Such was never my intention at all.






GRATITUDE: I want to thank each and every one who has assisted me over these past few months (years now) since I rediscovered anime in a big way. I especially wanna thank Nozmo, Wim, Mr. Wilbury, the Lovely Angels, the Extraordinary Kei Shrine, Dirty Pair Flash Fanatics, Jeff, YuriandKeifanatics, Tom Mitchell, and of course Kei thanks all of her devoted fans (as does Yuri and Gustav) whether or not they read this rather long interview with my fave animebabe, lovely Kei.






Without their able help and guidance I could have never achieved this hallmark in my life. Maybe someday with their aid I will be able to establish my own "Lovely Angel Kei" website (now I have two and a trio of blogs too).






Thank you all from the bottom of Keiman's heart and as Kei observed "Keep yer blaster on the bull".






Domo Arigato Tomah Ours and Sayonara from the Keiman and Kei.Visit the AnimeonTV web site at view link






I must apologize but posting pix is a bit tough right now here at blogspot so to see any or all of these pix go to either:






www.eons.com/people/groups/anime-a-holics/photos





www.msn.com/yahoogroups/Animeaholics1/photos








They are described in detail below.






Here's how Naruto and the kids at Hidden Leaf Village celebrate Thanksgiving:-







Here's a happy holiday Kurusumasu tree for ya.







Special two for Blaine- Here are first Lovely Angel Kei:-





This is Lovely Angel Yuri:-







Special domo arigatou for this one to highteckdudu from animeonline.net- Neko (Olson) the shapeshifting neko mata trill (the way I first saw her):-







This is a mystery character (OK of course I know where she's from but er do you?) courtesy of DragonBall the former moderator at animeonline.net so enjoy! Hint- This is from a really old anime folks:-







Last but not least again I am indebted to highteckdudu for this pix of Neko who or is it whom I made not only into a shapeshifting nekomata trill (she can turn into a cat like Yoruichi does on Bleach) but also into Jon Harlock's navigator and third in command behind his exec on the 'Botany Bay 2' (Khan stole the first BB ship) and she's a gun freak like Kei O'Halloran and her 2140 counterpart Keisie. Keisie is the one that blew the rift in the universe in AD 2140 thus plunging things into utter chaos which her AD2249-2253 counterpart KO had to fix in Xmas w/ the DP (my first ff) and now she's back in the same role in Angel Wings where she is partnered with Revy Roberts from 'Black Lagoon' and Roanapur in SE Asia on Terra.









OK- here's oro Revy looks like along with her Terran cohorts. However, Rock Obajime (computer whiz a la Tomah Jordan of the 3WA) is the only one who accompanied her to the Academy on Shimougou. Here she is with from left to right Benny, Rock, Revy is the nasty looking auburn-maned beauthy with folded arms and on the right that's their 'fearless leader' Dutch. Oro are they? They're mercs or more accurately killers for hire although they do protection work and bounty stuff from time to time.






The lynx-like neko (cat) in the pix below the group shot is Neko (the way she looks now I guess but you'd have to ask HTDD about that folks):-


As per usual at the very bottom left hand corner we have LA Kei with the Mark XIII ion cannon and LA Yuri behind her in the fur coat and she's got a Mark III miniblaster in her hot little fist! Kei considers anything smaller than a Mark XII ion cannon or a Mark XI disruptor pistol a peashooter or a toy! Her faves are the long barrelled Marks (XX, XXI, XXX, XXXI etc) which resemble rocket launchers like the 90 MM recoilless rifle and the old 3.5 rocket launcher aka a bazooka!






Gotta go but happy animeing and as usual keep posting folks!






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