01 May 2009

Angel Wings Ch 46/First Qtr or Strange Beginning

Only pix of Sango the demon slayer maid and Kirara (Key-la-la) her nekomata shapeshifting nekoyoukai or cat demon companion. They hail from InuYasha and in the first football game of the Hawks/Killers IY broke her leg with a flying tackle! Will she play this time around? We shall see but remember that 'hiraikotsu' bone boomerang weighs several hundred kilos and she tosses it around like balsa wood! Pardon the old refs in these blogs (Ch 45 through 48) but I did write these chapters earlier and just now got around to posting them. Sorry.


ANGEL WINGS

DISCLAIMER: OK Ari darlin', it's all yours. First I wanna thank Mr T for the use of his Angels and stuff. Then I wanna thank everyone else who has been allowing us to use their creations here like Thom Beers for the use of his ice road truckers Hugh, Drew, Rick, Eric, Alex and Bear. I took the liberty of naming the 3WA academy in Furool City on Shimougou after Mr Haruka Takachiho in honour of his creations- the Angels. How was that, Yuri? Great, kiddo. Oh hai it sure was, Kei! Now since we left ya up in the air last time let's get to Ch 46 without any further meandering, shall we? Why is Zack Zero back and oro does he want with Suba Marina Oki? Can Mandy keep her big mouth shut? A hint re the titles- Watch oro the starting team coach's decision is and if you have not read my Xmas with the DP ff you won't get The Big Game rematch too well. Oro does this all mean? We'll find out momentarily gang. The Boss Red Marshall's on the warpath again! Here 'tis:-

CHAPTER 46

'The Big Game II'- First Quarter or 'A Strange Start'

Doctor 2 tossed the coin and the Hawks called tails. They won the toss and Gene Starwind amazed everyone including Han Solo by electing his defense to start the game!

Leona Ozaki booted the pigskin high, long, straight into Winry Rockabell's waiting mitts and right through them. The Risenbool automail mechanic from Amestris had dropped the ball. By that time Leona was sprinting down the field with InuYasha, Naraku and Kouga in her wake. Winry seized the ball and got creamed on the Killers' own six kilo line. (A kilometre equals 36.37 inches or a hair over a yard).

"First and ten from the six, kiddies. Killers' ball." sang out Doctor 2.

"Don't be so damned melodramatic about it. It's not the Terran Superbowl, Doctor." scolded Doctor 4.

Naruto snapped to Alex the Ice Road minister who danced around in the backfield until he saw Falco all alone in the end zone. That was when he lobbed a pass high and deep. Suddenly from out of nowhere it seemed Louie the Rune Soldier mage (magician) leaped in front of Falco and intercepted Alex's pass. Falco dove for him and missed. Louie tore up the field towards the opposite end zone with the entire Killers' offensive lineup hot on his heels. Alchemist Ed and young Peri tried to get in front of him and clothesline Louie at the Killers' five but the mage merely leaped over them both and landed two kilos deep in the end zone for the score- six points.

"Stay out there, Louie! We're gonna go for two! Here comes the offense!" yelled Gene as Rebecca and Nat charged onto the field with the rest of the Hawks' offensive line. Rebecca snapped to Nat who lateraled to Shippou and the speedy kitsune kit (fox demon) easily flashed over the goal line for two. The Hawks had struck first. Eight to nil over the Killers with over fourteen minutes left in the opening quarter and the Hawks would still get the ball to begin the second half.

Clover, Mandy and Starfire were cheering louder than anyone else until Raven told Star that the Hawks and not the Killers had just scored. Starfire started to cry and Ari slugged her.

"Grow up, kid! For Christ's sake, don't worry! We'll get 'em next time!" cried the svelte elf huntress.

Leona again kicked off but a gust of 'repped' wind caught the ball from behind and it sailed into the end zone for a touchback.

"Killers' ball at their own twenty. First and ten." intoned Doctor 2.

"Don't give 'em the Fxxxing ball again, Alex! No deep stuff, OK? Just short passes and handoffs for a bit. Work on the clock." growled Kei.

"Kei! 'Cat's the coach, not you! Now get your ass over here! 'Cat' wants you, me, Peri and Winry to go out this time. Mikey's in as running back so Alex is gonna pump fake to one of us and then give Mikey the ball. 'Dynamo', Helena and brother Raph will block for him. 'Cat' figures for us to at least get a first down outta this play so let's go!" whispered Yuri to the other Killers in the huddle.

All went well and Alex did indeed hand off to a Ninja turtle- Donnatella not Michaelangelo! Donnie wasted no time in making a beeline for the Killers' end zone but he only got two kilos before he heard Alex behind him so he lateraled behind himself to a speeding Louie who scored standing up- again. Fourteen to rei (zero) now and again Gene rolled the dice and won a two point conversion battle when Nat handed off to Kouga who followed InuYasha and Naraku over the goal line for a sixteen to zip lead over Kei's happless Killers. The Boss was furious!

"Can't ya even tell one Fxxing Ninja from another one dammit? Mikey's taller than all of his other brothers and Don's shorter than all of 'em! 'Cat'!" yelled the redhead and she signalled for a timeout, the Killers' first of three while the Hawks had yet to use any of theirs. She sprinted to the sidelines like a jackrabbit and grabbed 'Cat' by her shoulders. Spinning her around the Boss started barking out orders.

"Yank the good padre (Alex) and get 'Pretty Boy' (Eric) in there! A pickoff I can understand but not handing off to the wrong guy dammit! Tell Eric to go deep only if he's dead sure he's got an open receiver out there! (Kei cupped her hands around her mouth and called) Alex! 'Cat' wants ya! (She whirled back to Rally) That's an order, Vincent!" growled the redhead accepting a cold beer from Drew. 'Cat' benched Alex and sent for Eric who decided to play coach himself.

"Let's try a 'jailbreak' pass play and see what happens, Miss 'Cat', OK?" suggested Eric and 'Cat' reluctantly nodded.

"Yuri, Sammy, Spygal Alex, Ed Elric, Boss and Falco! You're the wideouts. Scatter and signal Eric when and if ya get open. Eric, it's your call but please don't give the ball away. By the way why ain't our special teams out there for the kickoff yet? Move it!" howled 'Cat' and for the third time Leona booted the pigskin. This time Mae the 'Blonde Bomber' was back deep with Ed Elric and she fielded the ball at her own sixteen and scooted downfield flanked by 'Dynamo' and the 'Lagoon Babe' Revy Roberts while 'Big Spike' Miroku and 'Dark Knight Ivy' (Ivanhoe) cleared a path for the blonde spitfire. She was finally shoved out of bounds at the Hawks' thirty by Sango. Suddenly yellow flags flew everywhere.

"Well it's about time, children! Killers' ball at the Hawks' thirty. First and ten. Offsetting late hits by Lagoon (Revy) and Doggie Boy (InuYasha). Any more of that sort of donnybrooking and I will have the miscreants thrown off the field! Three minute warning. Sorry, I mean three minutes to go in the opening quarter. The Hawks have all three timeouts left and the Killers have two." announced a pompous Doctor 2.

The Killers scored quickly when Eric noticed 'WOOHP' Spygal Alex all alone on the Hawks' goal line with nobody covering her. He tossed a quick underhanded lob into her hands but Hugh the 'Polar Bear's tackle crushed the breath out of the poor Valley girl's lungs, however, his momentum carried her over the goal line and into the end zone for a quick six. 'Cat' refused to gamble so Kome kicked the extra point to cut the score to nine- sixteen to seven. The Killers were finally on the board with two timeouts and the two minute warning yet to come in this half. The game chromo stood at two and a half minutes to go in the first quarter. For the very first time in the game Kome kicked off to the Hawks. Ayame fielded the ball at the goal line and dashed up the field until Revy and 'Dynamo' literally 'tossed' the wolf youkai demon maid off the field at the fifty kilo line markers. Yellow scarves immediately littered the field.

"I warned you, children. Roberts and 'Dynamo'- off the field. You are both ejected from this game. Fifteen kilos for unnecessary roughness and unsportsmanlike conduct. Hawks' ball at the Killers' thirty-five. First and ten. Two minutes left in this quarter." shouted the little fellow.

Nat threw a short screen pass to Nyssa at the thirty where she was tackled by Rukia who quickly signalled for the Killers' second timeout. Doctor 4 at last saw her and called time but not before all but thirty seconds were left on the clock. Kei went ballistic and lashed out at the poor soul reaper girl.

"We still got a whole 'nother shimatta (damned) quarter to go and now we only got one timeout left! Way to go, soul reaper bitch!" yelled the incensed redhead and Rukia apologized for the mistake. Her apology fell on deaf ears as Kei was listening to 'Cat' giving her orders.

"Don't let 'em score! Force 'em to try for a field goal if you can't get that ball back. Three's better than six. Even at nineteen to seven two touchdowns give us the lead. Go!" encouraged 'Cat' hustling them back onto the field.

Nat tossed three straight passes to Han, Ivy and Sango. All three were neatly knocked away by Neko, Faye and Rukia respectively. With two seconds to go on the game chromo Oddo the holder snapped off a beauty to Han Solo in the left corner of the end zone for a touchdown- a fake field goal which all the Killers had bitten on- even the Boss Lady herself! Leona booted the extra point and the Hawks' score climbed again- to twenty-three this time.

Doctor 2's whistle brought to an end the opening fifteen minutes of play. The score was Hawks- 23, Killers- 7. Kei was not a very happy camper that she certainly was not!

END of Ch 46. Ch 47 'The Big Game II'- Second Quarter or 'Three the Hard Way' soon. Getting interesting eh? Wonder how our heroine's gonna get outta this one? Read on and r/r/s away as always. Have a wunnerful day and sfn/sys/jm/Kami bless you all for your interest and assistance. Hooble-toodle-doo! Toodles tomos watashi-K&K

I dickered over this chapter's titles. Let me know if I got 'em right eh?

Onegai do not hesitate to correct me on any football mistakes. My source as always is and sometimes they get it wrong too. Although I love football and have been a diehard NO Saints NFL fan since the team belonged to Al Hirt in 1966 I never really got too much into the way the game was played, strategies, etc. This was despite the fact that my dad played in the late 1940s for the Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers and the hapless 'Steagles' during WW II. Enjoy the game and call it in the air!

PS- I really do appreciate all your loyalty and support over the years my tomos watashi all! And you can take that to the bank folks!-K&K

See ya next blog post. Don't forget April 15th is coming. Toodles-K&K

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