16 August 2009

Aug 09 Updated AnimeOnDemand View Guide

Monthly Anime on TV Viewing Guide for Anime Programming on ComcastOnDemand Channels:

AUGUST 2009- Updated 15 August 2009

First a little offtopic but under Premium Channels there is still a Movieplex section. I thought it was gone for good but it came back. Newest flick is Godzilla 2000 and it's a great Godzilla film. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Howard the Duck and Nightmare Before Xmas are there too.

COD/CE/AdultSwim/Action

Big O (Ep 15)
Code Geass (Ep 19)
Death Note (Eps 34 to 36)
Ghost in the Shell/SAC (Eps 10 to 12)
InuYasha (Eps 137 to 140)

COD/CE/AnimeSelects and Anime Network are no longer available OnDemand. Sorry.
Sadly I will no longer be listing anything anime nor cartoon from COD/Kids. There are just too many to keep following them. Again sorry for the inconvenience. Be warned, however, that many anime/cartoons/movies/series here can be pay per view especially the stuff under COD/Kids/All Movies.

COD/CE/IFC/Anime

Gunslinger Girl (Eps 12-13)(Read my blog re GG. Orphaned cyborg girls trained to kill. The Social Welfare Agency- Section 2 of the Italian government is a junior version of Ghost in the Shell's Section 9. Cool dialogue and great music!). Looks like IFC has ended its love affair with anime with the close out of GG's 1st season. Who knows when or if anime will ever return to IFC/Automat on demand or on IFC 165? Shimatta dirty shame I say!

IFC Alert: This just in folks- IFC has added Basilisk a Hieian Era Samurai/Ninja anime series to its lineup. For us it's Tuesdays at 11:30 PM ET. Check your TV schedules in your area.

COD/CuttingEdge/FunimationAnime ( Some are listed under Movies&Events too):

Only Murder Princess, Kenichi, Nana, Romeo X Juliet, Buso Renkin, Claymore, Heroic Age, Kaze No Stigma, Honey & Clover and D. Gray-Man are first ep free then 99 cents each. Balance of titles are free and all pay perview titles are also available under Movies & Events/Funimation Anime as well:

Drama-Comedy:

Case Closed (Eps 22 to 24)
Fruits Basket (Eps 1-2)(Pleasant little kids romance ditty with little plot)(New)
Peach Girl (Eps 20 to 22)
Suzuka (Eps 19 to 21)

Action-Fantasy:

Aquarion (Eps 21 to 23)
Galaxy Railway (Eps 15 to 16)
Mushi Shi (Eps 15 to 16)
Sasami (Eps 13 to 14)
xxxHolic (Eps 1-2)(Addicted to Sorcery & Witchcraft? This your mug of java)(New)


D. Gray-Man (Eps 22 to 26)

Kenichi (Eps 21 to 26)

Nana (Eps 9 to 11 and 11.5- a bonus episode)

Romeo X Juliet (Eps 9 to 16)

Honey & Clover (Eps 1 to 4)(NEW)(Art students at college romantic mystery fare)

Cosplay Cuties (Anime costumes on view):

Amazing Cuties
Capsule Inn
Cosplay Cuties!
Cuties in the Cage
Dugout Cuties
Meal in a Can
Oh my F(i)esta Cuties
Real Cuties- Volumes 3 and 4
Rickshaw Go! Go!

Baccano! (Eps 9 to 12)(Crime that spans centuries)(FREE)

Buso Renkin (Eps 9 to 16)(Kid defends girl. Kid dies but isn't dead)

Claymore (Eps 9 to 18)(Yomas are evil but they fear Claymores- mutated Yoma)

Heroic Age (Eps 9 to 14)(Princess leads people in search of a saviour on another world)

Kaze No Stigma (Eps 10 to 18) (Wind warrior descendant discovers gift has skipped a generation)

Darker Than Black (Eps 1 to 5)(Contract killers with supernatural powers working for evil)(FREE)

All pay per view anime available under Movies & Events/ Funimation Anime

Movies-Specials:

These are $2.99 each to view:

AIR the Movie (Avatar the Last Airbender- Elemental Guardian from China)

Tsubasa Movie (Adventurers in a virtual world)

xxxHolic Movie (Addicted to Sorcery & Witchcraft? Don't miss this one!)

Burst Angel OVA (99 cents each)(Cowgirls' Vengeance)


This next section of COD/Kids may have changed. Remember onegai that I only keep the Kids/Movies and Kids/Free Movies updated now. As far as I know all the kiddie stuff and teen stuff under Kids is still there albeit later eppys than I have here. Ditto for the Free Movis and Premium Channels sections for kid stuff. Check it out if you're interested at COD:

COD/PremiumChannels/Starz/StarzKids

Nanoboy (Eps13) (A pint sized kiddie type superhero)
Nightmare Before Xmas
Meet the Robinsons
Ferngully (Amazon Adventure)
Chronicles of Narnia 2/Prince Caspian
Iron Giant
Wall-e
All Dogs Go to Heaven 2
Batman & Robin
Follow That Bird!
Thunderbirds on Patrol!

COD/PremiumChannels/Encore/Kids

Ratatouille (A rat teaches a French chef wannabe in France)(Animated film)
An American Tale (Spielberg's Russian mouse adventure animated film)

COD/PremiumChannels/Encore

Resident Evil 3

COD/PremiumChannels/Starz/AllMovies

Spiderman 3
Underdog

COD/PremiumChannels/Max/EarlyPremieres

Incredible Hulk
Fantastic Four 2 (Silver Surfer)
New Wolverine flick (Sneak Peek)
The Mummy 3/Dragon Emporer (stars Jet Li)
Kung Fu Panda

COD/PremiumChannels/Movieplex

God's Gun (Yeah a Western but well if you've read my ff's you'll get the irony)
See balance of titles at beginning of guide above.

COD/Kids/CartoonNetwork (No change from May for any of Kids shows):

Ben 10 Alien Force (Eps 1,2,25,26)
Total Drama Island (Cartoon but animeish fun. Better than 'Survivor' reality game show which it mimics!) (Eps 18 to 22, Total Drama Drama Special Eppy)
Secret Saturdays (Cartoon or anime? Very like old Johnny Quest shows)(Eps6,7,11 to 14)
Bakugan (Eps 8 to 16)(Dueling tops to save the world BION! Small fry fare)

COD/Kids/DisneyXD

Iron Man (Cartoon but animelike)
Titles: Grim Reaper

Spiderman (Ditto as above)
Titles: Menace of Mysterio; Alien Costume- Pt 1; Spider-Slayers

Pucca (Chop Socky fun cartoon)
Titles: Chop Chewie; Chef Napped; Tame That Toon; Fab Abyo

Yin Yang Yo! (Cartoon like 'Avatar the Last Airbender' and pretty decent)
Titles: Camp Magic Pants; Clown-Fu Fighting; Skirting the Issue; For the Love

X-Men (Could be anime or cartoon. A great series and great flicks. Hugh Jackman (Wolverine in films) hosted the Oscars)
Titles:The Cure; Slave Island; X-Men: Cold; Unstoppable

Aaron Stone
Titles: First Strike, Hero Rising (Parts 1-2), Timeout, Rockin' the Free

COD/Kids/KidsWB

Thundercats (A very rare anime and Mama has been after it for years!) (Eps 112 to 116)

(Entire Thundercats series now available on 7 DVDs for $60 at mytvshowdvds.com)

Batman Beyond (Animelike cartoon w/ old Bruce training new Batman) (Eps 201 to 207)

The Batman (Cool animelike cartoon w/ Rimo (Ray's bro) Romano as the Batman) (Eps 212 to 213 and 301 to 303)

COD/Kids/Bomerang

Nothing this time I'm afraid.

COD/Kids/Free Movies

The Trojan Horse(Famous novel w/ kids as characters)
The Song Spinner
Muppets From Space (Don't miss the houseflies and chimps in space flicks either. Hunt for them. They are there- trust me.)
GI Joe- Mission (Their first meeting with COBRA)(Animated film)(Don't miss the movie!)

COD/Kids/Kids Movies(Pay Per View films)

Aladdin (Robin Williams is the genie) $2.99
Dr Seuss' Horton Hears A Who (Jim Carrey is Horton) $4.99
City of Ember (Save the glittering city!) $4.99
Kung Fu Panda (Jack Black the fighting panda) $4.99
Madagascar 2 (Lost animals again) $4.99
Open Season 2 (Deer leads animals against hunters again) $4.99
Pocahontas (Indian girl loves nature and Smitty) $2.99
Return to Neverland (PP must rescue Wendy from Hook years later) $2.99
Wall-E (The Oscar winner of 2008) $4.99
Atlantis the Lost Empire $2.99
Inkheart $4.99
Pink Panther 2 $4.99
Tale of Desperaux $4.99
TMNT (The turtles are back) $2.99

The Wiggles (13 movie skits @ $2.99 each)(Regular eppys are free at Kids/PBS Sprout. The Wiggles are a down under Aussie music quartet for kids. Meet Greg Page, Anthony Field, Jeff Fatt and Murray Cook who join Sprout's morning lineup weekdays at 6 AM ET starting Monday 24 August. Sure to appeal to the small fry!

Many more- Check the onscreen guides

COD/Kids/4KidsTV

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Back to Sewer)
Titles: Back to Sewer #6; Hacking Stockman; Search for Splinter- Pts 1-2; Turtles Space- Pt 1

Yugioh 5 D's
Titles: Duel to Remember; Lockdown Duel (Pts 1-2) Fire It Up; The Takeback (Pts 1-2)

Chaotic (Weird one but a cartoon) (Eps 147 to 149)
Dino King (Another oldie weirdo cartoon) (Eps 140 and 142)

COD/Kids/Kabillion

Spiderman
Titles: Cosmic Quantum-Ep 7 and 18 (CQ is in almost every Kabillion section here); Spiderman- Disabled and Scam; X-Men: Mutant, Past, Rogue, Wolverine and X-Impulse

Transformers
Titles: CQ- 18; Rocket: Earth Day; Surf: Kalani David; Transformers- Eps 13, 19, Sound

Godzilla
Titles: CQ-Ep 7; Dennis the Menace- Band; Godzilla- Eps 6 and 9; Rocket: Earth Day and Rockin', Skateboarding

Men In Black
Titles: Men In Black- Eps 7 and 9;Rocket: Earth Day; CQ- Eps 7,12,18

GI Joe
Titles: CQ- Eps 7,12,18; GI Joe- Eps 11-13; Rocket: Earth Day; Surf: Kalani David

New GI Joe:Rise of Cobra coming 7 August to theatres. Don't miss the preview on Adult Swim at midnight ET Sunday night!

Ghostbusters
Titles: Ghostbusters- Eps 3 and 6; Rocket: Earth Day; CQ- Eps 7,18

Code Lyoko & More
Titles: Code Lyoko- Earth, Seeing, Start; Kiteboarding; Surf: Kalani David; CQ- Ep 18

COD/FreeMovies/Trivia&Games (FREE)

TV Trivia: Disney Ch 1; Friends 2; Jr. 4; Seinfeld; TV to Go 1

Channel 1 Challenge: A&E Challenge 2; Anime Challenge 2; Kids Challenge 2; Life&Home Challenge 2; Music Challenge 2; Sports & Fitness Challenge 2

Quizzo: Entertainment 1 to 3; History Round 1 to 3

Scene It? Trivia: Disney 5; Disney Channel 1; Disney to Go; Friends 2; Harry Potter 5 and 7; Jr. 4; Movie 5 and 6; Seinfeld; Star Trek; TCM 4 and TV to Go 1

Trailer Trivia: Various movie trailers with a special Tom Hanks category

Movie Trivia: Disney 5; Disney to Go; Harry Potter 5 and 7; Movie 5 and 6; Star Trek and TCM 4

Brainteasers: Animated Phrases 2 to 4; Pix Puzzles 2 and 3; Word Puzzles 2 and 3

Recreational Games: Same as before plus Darts 501

Big Brain Trivia: Brain Game 15 to 19 (Beg/Int/Expert)

COD/Kids/ActivityTV

Origami (Japanese art of paper folding)
Hometown Recipes (Like Chicago style pizza)
Cartooning Lessons

COD/PremiumChannels/HBO:

Transformers the movie(Don't miss TR/Revenge of the Fallen in theatres now and setting box office records to boot- $300Million+ at last check!)
A Veggietales Movie
Bee Movie (Seinfeld a bumblebee?)
August Rush
Babe
AI (Artificial Intelligence)(Animated film)
The Dark Knight (of Gotham not Medieval England so this is Batman not Ivanhoe!)


COD/FreeMovies/TMC:

King of the Ants (A bit bloody but a darn good revenge flick!)


That's all the FREE anime/cartoons on demand but there quite a few Pay Per View Ones here:

COD/PremiumChannels/DisneyFamilyMovies:

These run a basic subscription of $5.99 a month and only two really touch on anime this time around.

Phoenix & Carpet (A firebird and a flying carpet a la Boronov's symphonies)

G Force Sizzle (sneak preview of new animated film which is like GI Joe)

COD/Movies&Events/FunimationAnime:

COD/PremiumChannels/TooMuchForTV/Imports:

This service runs $14.99 a month guys and gals:

Body Transfer 1 (of 2)(A mirror that switches minds from body to body- a risque Freaky Friday series not for the younger generation unless they are over 17)

(Most of these PPV animes are definitely not for the kids!)

TMFT has other non-anime fare too and it's pretty raunchy so be warned gang!

This is getting tiresome already man! Show of hands onegai of those who think we should stick to adult anime and anime related films only? After all how many 12 year oldsters we got here anyway?

From now on I'll post this list twice monthly and I'll keep it under 'Files' rather than 'Messages' or 'Blogs' (at www.Eons.com/groups/group/anime-a-holics/Files)

The 'teaser' beginning of the chapter on blog's first page and the balance in the comment/reply is how I'll post my fanfiction chappies from now on.

Hope you guys and gals like this new method of posting tv lists. A reminder that Sci Fi's(now SYFY) AniMonday at 11 PM ET is a double eppy of 'Gundam 00' (BGR anime) and a double eppy of 'The Rave Master' (a hilarious swords/sorcery anime a la InuYasha and Those Who Hunt Elves as well as Onepiece. Cool series especially the location names like 'Hip Hop City' OK the 'Rave' gives Haru Glory's sword power but to defeat the evil ShadowGuards will require four 'Rave Stones' which have been scattered all across the world like the shards of the Shi Kon no Tama in IY and the spell fragments on TWHE not to mention DragonBalls!)

Good news from SYFY folks! AniMonday has been expanded from 9 PM ET to 1 AM ET with the first two hours called Chiller. Chiller will feature unusual and scary anime film masterpieces beginning with Blood:The Last Vampire which spawned the Blood+ saga and a brand new live action film now running in theatres. Looks like 24 August will be Chiller's debut.

Hey WitchBlade the film (with Sarah Pezzini not Masane Amaha- yech!) will hit theatres in a year or so while DragonBall and Death Note are already out there showing. Many more anime based flicks are coming soon and they are filming Bebop with Keanu Reeves in Dave's role as Spike Steigel. For Jett I'd pick LF- Larry Fishburne or even MF- Morgan Freeman. Denzel Washington or Samuel L Jackson don't fit the mold. How about Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana as 'Ed' and Lindsay Lohan as Faye Valentine? (Rafe) Donnelly could be Tommie Lee Jones. Hey I oughta be a Hollywood cast finder eh? Gad, I wonder how much of a muckup they'll make of the 'Bebop', 'Swordfish II', 'Redtail' and 'Hammerhead'? I don't think Ed's power scooter had a name although we all know the computer she wore on her head with 'goggle monitors' was named 'Tomato'!

Here's the new Saturday night CN/AS lineup which begins earlier now for us at 12:00 AM ET following Star Wars the animated series at midnight. All times Eastern of course:

12:00AM to 12:30 AM Star Wars the Clone Wars (Geo Lucas does it again folks!)
12:30 AM to 1:30 AM Bleach (two eppys)
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Morabito (Spearwoman protects prince)
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Code Geass (Just restarted. Must be seen to be appreciated)
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Fullmetal Alchemist
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM Death Note
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM Ghost in the Shell/Stand Alone Complex
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Cowboy Bebop
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Big 0 (Big Giant Robot fare)
5:00 AM to 6:00 AM InuYasha (2 eppys once more- yay!)

Sad to see Naruto eliminated in favour of Ben 10 Alien Force which dominates Saturday evenings on CN. It follows Total Drama Island and 6Teen which is about teens in a shopping mall. Now Ben 10 has been replaced with reality TV shows and Total Drama Island the animated Survivour series.
All of this mish mash has now been changed! All for the worse with crappy reality TV shows!

Before I forget we just watched Mallrats which is a Jay & Silent Bob teen comedy filmed in a New Jersey shopping mall. Jason Lee (Dave Seville in Chipmunks flick) played a comic fanatic and the special guest star was Stan Lee himself. If you saw Fantastic 4- Rise of the Silver Surfer you may have caught a cameo of him as one of the wedding guests at the Reed Richards/Sue Storm nuptials. In Mallrats he was an integral character. Stan was signing comics at the mall and helped out Jason with a few problems. Don't miss this flick or Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back when the goofs come to Hollywood. Cameos by Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) and Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia). He's a supervillain (natch- he voices 'em everywhere) and she's a nun (go figure eh?)

Anyhow Showtime is where we saw 'em- Showtime at COD.

A couple of Code Geass crossovers in this week's eppys. Two of the new 'Nightmares' (like Gundams) have unusual names: 'Guren' (as in 'Guren Lagann' the BGR anime series above) and 'Zangetsu' (as in the name of Ichigo Kurosaki's 'zampatou' sword in 'Bleach'. His has the voice of Richard Epcar who also voices the last of the Bounts- Kouga)

In both Code Geas and in FMA some of the characters have a special logo in their eye a la Code Lyoko's XANA logo in the evil characters' eyes.

In both Death Note and Bleach there are specific hints as to character origins. In DN Ryuuk tells Light Yagami that any user of the DN book can neither go to Heaven nor Hell after death. So what's left? Shinigami World meaning that DN book users after death become Shinigami death gods- right?

In Bleach Rukia's Squad 13 captain (the one that is always sick as a rule) tells a subordinate that Ichigo's friends are special with unusually high spiritual pressures. He goes on to say that he would not be at all surprised if after death they became soul reapers themselves after they had passed on to the Soul Society. Renji Abari committed a minor faux pas in this week's eppy. While fighting one of the Arrancar Hollows he told him that by the time Kiske arrived the Arrancar himself would be dead. He apparently forgot that all Hollows are already dead to begin with. For that matter are soul reapers really alive or dead?

Discovered why Moribito theme music is so familiar. Group is Arc 'n ciel who did the GTO theme Driver's Edge. Early OT and ET for Death Note are done by Nightmare group which is what the Black Knights and Brittanians' Gundamlike fighting suits are called.

In FMA Ed has learned truth behind the Ishbaal massacre of fifteen years ago while brother Al has just discovered the identity of the Homunculi leader from the snake chimera Marta seconds before she was murdered by the #7 Homunculus- the Fuehrer King Bradley himself. He is Pride- the seventh deadly sin! But- who is his boss? Rose of Lior has become pals with Lira the girl alchemist who used to be with Yochi the state alchemist army lieutenant and she's now called the Holy Mother but she has gone mute and who's her baby's father? The climax seems to be fast approaching and it promises to be exciting so don't miss it gang!

Another Bleach note- why does Aizen want Orihime kidnapped? What or who is the hojioque he has stolen which will awaken in the winter? Who is the lad newly born from its power? What does Kiske know which he ain't telling? Can Ichigo defeat his Espada nemesis? Don't ya just love that jutsu used by Captain Toshiro Hitagawa- reign over the frosted heavens! then the name of his zambatou? A version of it is used by the evil Dragon Emporer in Mummy 3 when Jet Li turns a field of snow into jagged ice stalagmites. Of course he has mastery over the five Chinese elements- fire, water, earth, wood and metal! If there are only five elements in Chinese philosophy then how can there be an avatar or guardian of the air- Avatar the Last Airbender? Air is not one of those elements! And who's the looney tunes Espada poor Rangiku is stuck with?

Just saw an unusual style of skillfully blended live action with animation film called Immortal. About an Egyptian creation god (Horus) who must procreate in seven days or lose his immortality forever so he comes to AD 2095 NYC and mates with a BetaZoid/Vulcan type alien (Charlotte Rampling is a doctor in this one gang).

Getting into DLs and ULs and burning CDs again. Trying to get into attaching videos to messages like I do pix now but it's damned tricky folks!

Happy birthday to Tom Kenney who voices one of the autobots in the new Transformers flick. He's the narrator for the StarWars/CloneWars animated series on AS too.

I am now reading Umberto Eco's classic novel Foucault's Pendulum which is all about the Knights Templar and the Grand Plan and the Philosopher's Stone and other heavy stuff like that. It's a great book and might make a great film if Hollywood ever wises up. It's a bit of a wordy read and calls for an understanding of world history and a smattering of mythology and stuff but it is well worth it. Eco wrote that marvelous book Name of the Rose which became a film starring Sean '007' Connery as a monk detective. Latest book I've read is Nathaniel Hawthorne's Tanglewood Tales which is a different retelling of Greek mythology. He even calls Mercury (Hermes) the gods' messenger Quicksilver. That was also the name of one of the X-Men villains and was voiced by Richard Ian Cox. Any suggestions for my next reading quest? I like puzzles, quests, treasure hunts and the like. I have had my fill of mysteries though. Mama is reading The Magic Labyrinthe which I have covered in the blogs and messages. In September I will be getting The Lost Symbol- Dan Brown's newest novel. Not much info on that book yet though.

Am currently reading a Farmer novel- Other Log of Phileas Fogg and it's like something outta Dr Who! There's a 'distorter' which works like a beam transporter only forget about sneaky moves with it! When it activates it bongs loudly many times at both ends! Seems Terra has two ancient alien races- Capellians and Eridaeneans- who live about a millenia each unless they get killed. They wage a constant war on each other to remake Terra into Utopia (Eridaeneans) or ruin it and rule it (Capellians). Fogg and Passepartout and Ayouda are Eris but Fix and Nemo are Caps. Somehow or other Fogg's trip around the globe is no mere bet but a race to save Earth! Anyone who has read it and/or the Riverworld sagas may comment if they wish.

Finished OLOPF and started Lin Carter's epic Thongor vs the Gods which is where Zandar Zan originated. Told ya I didn't make him up just for Wings, didn't I? Thongor's like Conan the Barbarian ably played by Gov Arnie! More soon.

I have just added three plums to my anime vids collection: Complete DVD sets of Noir, Gasaraki and Tactics. I already have the complete set of Black Lagoon on DVD and partials on Blood+, Cyborg 009, FMA, Bleach and a few others. I have the first 7 eppys of Morabito and am on the lookout for the set. Bobby has the complete set of Trigun and Mama has the complete set of Gunslinger Girl and Witchblade. Anyone else have any new acquisitions to talk about? If so blog it here or post some messages folks.

Now have Bebop movie on DVD and VHS. Just got GS Innocence 2 and Haunting in Connecticutt. Still awaiting Thundercats for Mama and a few others. Must watch DB Evolution this weekend.

I will leave you with this. I invite everyone to visit the Forums in SciFi.com (syfy.com after 7 July) under AniMondays/RaveMaster and read all about my newest fave anime series- the Rave Master. I burned the RM OT 'Rave-olution' by Reel Big Fish for Mama for Mom's Day and she has not stopped playing that CD since then. She adores it and she loves RM and Gundam 00 which precedes it on Mondays AniMondays on SciFi (now SYFY) Channel.

Bobby's fave on the History Channel 'Ice Road Truckers' returns on 31 May and 27 September Mama's fave Dexter returns to Sundays on Showtime. When will my Angels ever return- who knows? Maybe I'll watch them tonight- nai Nora Roberts' Blue Smoke is on OnDemand. It's the female version of Ron Howard's Backdraft albeit it is set in Baltimore MD rather than Pittsburgh PA. It's all about a gal who becomes an arson investigator and features Scott Bakula (Cpt Jonathan Archer of the Enerprise) in Bobby DeNiro's Backdraft role as senior arson squad leader and Caterina's boss. Reena is Alice Witt reprising the Backdraft role played by Alec Baldwin if I remember aright.

By the way Discover Channel (Ch 64 on Comcast) has dropped (at least for now) Josh Bernstein's Into the Unknown series from their lineup. Josh was on a morning TV talk show this past Wednesday and he may be returning to the History Channel soon. A shame to lose his show since good archaeological shows are few and far between these days. I grew up with Bold Venture and Marlin Perkins' Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom as well as the Wonderful World of Walt Disney. Today's Disney crap would make Walt upchuck! Imagine showing stuff unsuitable for the entire family on network TV in prime time!

This just in folks! Josh Bernstein has revamped his website and is now using Twitter too. He has a fab group called JBs Group at YG. Dan Brown is on both Twitter and FaceBook now. What do you guys think about my starting an anime recipes file and a golf tips corner either here or at AH1 or somewhere else? Animeinfor.org is the only place I have ever seen an anime recipes section. As for golf tips- what can I say? I love golf- passionately even if I don't play as much as I used to. Gomen but I just remem,bered this. Kudos to Robert the artist for hire for finding Dan Doh- probably the only anime series about golf itself! Sadly there are no dubs of it just subs. It can be found at VEOH and hulu quite easily. I'll post a pix or two soon.

Another great show was In Search Of narrated by Leonard 'Mr Spock' Nimoy and I recall an eppy of theirs re the Knights Templar and Foucault's Pendulum. If anyone knows where I can find a copy of those gems on VHS or DVD onegai let me know. A big domo arigatou in advance for your assistance. Gotta really go now and get some blogging done and maybe post Chapter 50 at last.

Just saw Kurosawa's masterpiece 7 Samurai and started reading Angels & Demons after I finished Bored With the Rings (a LOR satire) and Fritz Lieber's Knight & Knave of Swords which was about the two unlikely Norse heroes Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser- think of Arnie Schwarzenegger teamed up with Bruce Willis! Next chapter real soon now. Have a great day and weekend. Sayonara for now folks.

Just finished reading Philip Jose Farmer's climactic ending novel to his Riverworld series- The Magic Labyrinthe and boy is it cool! Doesn't make too much sense if you haven't read the other Riverworld books though. SciFi showed a made for TV Riverworld movie some time ago but it didn't do the books justice at all. The three key characters are all from history: Sam (Mark Twain) Clemens, King (f. Prince) John of Robin Hood lore and Sir Richard Burton the great explorer who searched for the Nile's source (not to be confused with the actor of the same name). Wikipedia has a pretty decent synopses of Farmer's Riverworld sagas if anyone is interested.

Looks like COD has some good movie fare this month. Here are just a few:

Angel Unchained; Army of Darkness; Evil Dead 2; Haunted; Haunting of Julia; Candyman (Don't miss Tony Todd in the new Transformers flick); Dracula (Gary Oldman); Mindwarp (w/ Angus 'Phantasm' Scrimm); Waxworks and Waxworks 2; Wishmaster and Wishmaster 3 and 4; Buffy the Vampire Slayer; X Files and X Men; Devour and Fly Me to the Moon (Houseflies on Apollo rocket). Go ahead. Give 'em a whirl. Gotta go now.

Almost forgot Planet of the Apes and Beneath the Planet of the Apes- both classics!

Has anyone seen G Force yet? How about Haunting in Connecticut? Someone has suggested at FaceBook that our anime is dead. Boy did that ever open a potboiler of contention! If anime is dead well nobody told Hollywood! DragonBall, Watchmen, GI Joe, Blood:TLV, Transformers2, the list seems endless eh?

I have now posted up to and including Ch 56 of Wings. I am trying to get Xmas and Wings rewritten and published. Think they will sell? A note to budding authors- Avoid 'author mills' like AuthorAmerica and AuthorHouse. All they want is for you to pay them to publish YOUR works! They guarantee nothing! Likewise avoid AbsoluteWriters Water Cooler for info and inspiration. They are quite negative and attempt to discourage a struggling author!

Well that's it for this time. Enjoy and toodles tomos watashi-K&K

15 August 2009


I just had to post this pix of Kagome and our fave inu hanyou InuYasha. This pix hails from a very early eppy of this long running anime series.
AW Ch 57 'Angel for the Angels?' or 'On to Onsokamaru?'
Wow! Kei's been injured and now that worst of all combat weapons is in Zorin's cronies' hands- Gundams! Almost as terrifying as the 'God Guns' or the Angels' new toy- the r-- whoops! I almost let the neko outta the sack folks! This chapter will put two close tomos at loggerheads with each other and nai it ain't Vacuumhead and Firebrand either! Some old tomos returned and the Boss decides to go to ? Who's in sick bay and how did she end up there? Why is Yuri Donovan furious?
ANGEL WINGS
DISCLAIMER: OK Lady Celsia darlin’, it’s all yours. First I wanna thank Mr T for the use of his Angels and stuff. Then I wanna thank everyone else who has been allowing us to use their creations here like Thom Beers for the use of his ice road truckers Hugh, Drew, Rick, Eric, Alex and Bear. I took the liberty of naming the 3WA academy in Furool City on Shimougou after Mr Haruka Takachiho in honour of his creations- the Angels. How was that, Yuri? Great, kiddo. Oh hai it sure was, Kei! Now since we left ya up in the air last time let’s get to Ch 57 without any further meandering, shall we? Why is Zack Zero back and oro does he want with Suba Marina Oki? Can Mandy keep her big mouth shut? A hint re the titles- Aw do ya expect me to spoil it for ya? Oro does this all mean? We’ll find out momentarily gang. The Boss Red Marshall’s on the warpath again! Here ’tis:-
CHAPTER 57
'Angel for the Angels?' or 'On to Onsokamaru?'
The blonde looked at the Boss like she had lobsters crawling out of her ears. "Are you bloody baka (crazy) or something, girl? We're on hyperdrive and we're almost half way to the 'Adonis Arch'! Where the Hell do you want to go this time? Ganymede?" yelled an angry Marlene Angel.
Kei stared at her coolly. "Close but 'Onsokamaru' is our new destination. (Mar swore and smashed her mug down on the table so hard that it shattered. Blood began seeping through the Brig's fingers but she didn't even notice but the Boss did). Holy Christ Mar! You're bleeding!" screeched the redhead.
Mar glanced down and grinned. "Don't go hysterical on me, kiddo. It's just a scratch, Katie." she replied. Mar calmly walked over to the kitchenette and rinsed off the palm of her right hand. Then she smeared 'Kolacydyl' (space age synthetic astringent/antiseptic like Terran alcohol) on the 'scratch' which was pumping red like crazy. The stuff burned like the nine Hells but the former 'Earth 2' fighter of the 'Blues' merely winced a bit and bit her tongue. She reached into the cupboard for adhesion pads, gauze and bandages. She found a dusty roll of bandage and a few old adhesion pads but no gauze. She slapped the ad-pads on the cut and using her fingers to hold them against the blood flow she rummaged for gauze in the other cainets and drawers. Then she frowned.
"Where the oni (devil) do you keep the gauze, girl?" she yelled and dropped the bandage rolls on the floor.
"Top shelf behind the sugar, kid. Ya better let me call the Vacuumhead though 'cause ya might need stitches, Mar." rplid the Boss suddenly vaulting over both sofa and counter top to catch the swooning blonde before she hit the deck. Kei shoutd and she sounded panic stricken.
"Airhead! My quarters! Stat! Bring your med kit! Mar's hurt bad! Now Yuri! Not ashita (tomorrow)!" shouted Kei through her comlink.
In the star room four levels above Kei's suite Yuri snatched up her med kit pack and tore down the gantryway stairs like all the demons of Dante's Inferno were hot on her heels! Kei never ever clled her Yuri unless she the Boss was in real trouble- deep crapola kind of trouble! Christ! Had she said that Mar was hurt bad? How? Why? Then she grimaced and got mad.
"I wonder oro the Hell Mar did or said to upset that Hellfire banshee moron?" observed the exec aloud.
"That is the very lst damned straw! If that dipstick's beating up Marlene then I am taking command of this ship dammit all!" she howled scaring the Hell out of poor little Rin who raced shreiking up the hallway towards 'Demon World' and Daddy Sess and Uncle InuYasha. However, Yuri calmed down once she got to the suite and had examined Mar's hand. After the first glance she relaxed a bit.
"Sorry Kei but I thought sure you'd done a real number on Blondie this time. Oro the devil happened to her anyway?" demanded Yuri while she was suturing a fairly deep cut on the blonde's right palm. Next she injected 150 cc's of 'Axileine 30' (a painkiller/astringent/antiseptic/antibiotic/sedative) into Mar's shoulder.
"That cut was really deep and bled quite a bit but it was not anyhere near severe enough to make her pass out. Did she do anything else besides try and bandage her hand?" asked a puzzled Yuri while she ran a medical tricorder across her patient.
"I dunno. She smashed her cup and cut herself, sloshed some crap on it and yelled for some gauze. Then she just passed out. That's all that happened! Honest injun! I swear to Kami (God) Yuri! I didn't touch her! I did not lay one finger on her! That's the truth dammit!" yelled the panicky redheaded firebrand.
"She should be OK now. I--" she replied. Yuri found the spilled container of 'Kolacydyl' and went white to the roots of her deep violet tresses.
"Kei! Call Ivy and Narku! We got to get Mar to sick by- fst! She must hae used 'Synthenol Koron' on her hand and she' allergic to it! Charge an autohypo with 250 cc' of 'Nordelian 27Y' and gimme it- stat!" yelled Yuri.
However, the Boss was frozen in place. When she continued to stand there like a statue Yuri angrily soved her aside and rummaged in the med kit for the required medication and administered it to the blonde.
"Dammit to Hell! She's dying Kei!" sobbed Yuri trying to wipe away the tears. Yuri's words finally sunk in and Kei was galvanized into action. she trilled the 'Dark Knight' and 'Dog Boy' who arrived almost immediately with an antigrav gurney. Mar's garments had been tossed all over the living room and Yuri had destroyed the blonde's brassiere so she could inject 'Adrenothoron 281-L' directly into her chest above Mar's sternum. Without looking up she barked out orders sharply causing both knight and hanyou to jump.
"Star a 'Lydokorzeen GRJ' drip and get her to sick bay and I mean fast! Hurry up you lugs! She's dying on us!" cried the Wing Commander who was already racing to keep up with them. Luckily sick bay wa at the other end of the long corridor and they got there quickly. Yuri worked franticlly on the young blonde, tears streaming down both cheeks. Then Ryuuk and Light Yagami arrived. Along with most of the ship they had heard Kei's bellowings over the PA sytem and had come to help. Donovn, however, misinterpreted their presences there and said so.
"You bastards! Nai (No)!! You can't have her dammit! Get away from here you death mongers!" she yelped and threw her body across Mar's to protect her. In a rare departure from the norm Ryuuk spoke soothingly and quietly.
"Despair not, my dear child. It is not anywhere near time for her to go with me. Not yet, my dear Duchess." soothed Ryuuk. Yuri's head shot around to face him while she still held Mar tightly in her arms but before she could reply--
"And just how the Fxxx would you know that, tomo mine?" demanded Kei O'Halloran. She advanced menacingly toward the Shinigami with balled fists.
"Because he's a death god, ma'am. He has 'Shinigami Aizu' (Eyes) so he can see a person's name and lifespan above their head sortof like an aura. Trust me Commander. If Ryuuk says it ain't her time yet you cn believe him. Death gods cannot lie (Since when?) and I know that firsthand, Reds. And you can take that to the bank." explained Light.
"Where the Hell am I? Oro's going on around here?" croaked Marlene Angel in a weak voice. Yuri had finished rebandaging the blonde's hand.
"Easy kiddo. You accidentally doused your hand with 'Synthenol Koron' instead of 'Kolacydyl'. You just about killedyourself but you're going to be just fine. However you do need rest." said Yuri.
"The Hell with that crap! I have got a ship to run!" said the blonde. She tossed off the sheet and got to her feet. The gntlemen politely averted their aizu (eyes) exept Ryuuk who was certainly no gentleman! hen Light turned the death god so h too was facing the bulkhead wall. Not that any of it did much good since the 'Angel's bulkheads were made of shiny reflective silver Kelvinite and showed every curve of the svelte blonde's body.
Suddenly noticing her appearance she wrapped the sheet back around herself and stuck her hand out towards Kei.
"Loan me a bracelet, Boss." demanded the blonde and then inexplicably sank back onto the bunk. Yuri had just slammed an autohypo charged with 'Axileine 30' into her rosy derriere.
"There! Another 200 cc's of 'Ax 30' to go with the 'Nordy' so she'll be out for at least 36 solar hours. Hey Boss? Why the Hell did Mar slam down her cup like that anyway? Kei! Oro did you say to her dammit?" demanded Donovan angrily. Kei tapped down a cheroot and stuck it into her mouth before replying.
"I told her was that we had to make a slight detour before we went on to 'Romulus' and 'Remus', that's all." answered the redhead quietly.
"A slight detour to where? Ganymede?" asked a sarcastic vixen.
"Not a bad guess, kiddo but 'Onsokamaru' is our new port o' call." replied the Boss. Yuri's face suddenly softened.
"Mr Garner's orders I take it?" asked Yuri and Kei nodded.
"OK. I'll give the necessary orders, Boss. First off--" began Yuri but Kei held up a hand and shook her head.
"Gomen (Sorry) Yuri but I'm giving command to Han. I need you up in that star room with Neji and Hinata. They've both got those 'baka gun aizu' ('Bayakugan Eyes') but they won't know oro it is they're seeing. From their descriptions, however, you should be able to identify whatever they've spotted and relay the information to Han on the bridge. Sorry kiddo but you are just too damned valuable to us for me to place you in command of the ship this time. (Kei scowled) Why the Hell are we having this discussion anyway dammit? I'm the Boss and I said Han's in command. End of discussion. Dismissed." said Kei. Then she ignited her cheroot and left the room. Yuri was flabbergasted and mad as a Tryloxyian hornet.
"There's no smoking in my sick bay, dipstick!" she shouted at the redhead's disappearing back. Kei waved her cheroot and continued to the lift.
"Bridge and step on it, 'CC'." she ordered. The lift dropped her off on the command deck and the Boss walked onto her bridge.
"Ten-hut! Marshall on the bridge!" shouted Rally thinking Han and Gene hadn't noticed her approach. Kei waved a hand and pressed Han back into his chair.
"At ease. Change our course, Gene. New heading is South Southwest 407.821. We're going to 'Onsokamaru', me old boyos." she ordered.
"Oro the Hell for, Reds?" demanded Starwind gruffly. Kei bristled.
"Because I just said so dammit! Or uh rather because Uncle Charlie just told us to. Han? You're the new temporary commander. Mar's in sick bay and nai, I didn't do it either. This time it really ain't my fault and Yuri said so too. She cut her hand on a busted cup and used some kinda medicine on it that she was allergic to and-- Damnation!! We almost lost Blondie, guys!" shouted the redhead and she finally broke down. The toughest Amazon fireball Hellcat in twelve galaxies burst into tears!
Gene and Han sat her down while Nami came in from next door trailed by 'Cat' and 'Kitten'.
"Is- is that the Boss? Crying?" asked a stunned Rally Vincent. Minnie Mae Hopkins began wiping her aizu (eyes) with a tissue she'd found on the floor. Nami Richards shoved everyone aside and pulled out her pocket flask. "Buck up for Kami's (God's) sake! You're the Boss so act your age dammit!" she growled while she forced some brandy down Kei's throat. It burned like unholy Hell but it apparently worked because some colour came back into the Amazon's cheeks and she got to her feet.
"I'm OK now. Arigatou (Thanks). But we did almost lose Marlene Angel gang! And it was my bloody fault too! When I saw how deep the cut was I should've trilled the vacuumhead and treated Mar until she arrived. I didn't and look oro happened!" sobbed Kei breaking down a second time.
"Christ! Oro the Hell are you doing up here? I've been down at the chow hall waiting for you to show up darn it! Don't worry. I looked in on our patient on the way up. She's fine. Sleeping peacefully she is and with 350 cc's of 'Ax 30' in her bloodstream oro else could she do?" said Yuri from the doorway.
"Was it a real deep cut, Auntie Yuri?" asked Mae.
"Nai. A couple (fifteen) sutures was all it needed. She got some 'Syn K' into her system and had an allergic reaction. Yeah it could have very easily been fatal but Kei's quick thinking probably saved her life." replied Yuri. The redhead looked up, her aizu still wet with salty tears.
"Me? I didn't do nothin'. Nothin'. Nothin' except almost get poor Mar dead!" sniffled the Boss. Yuri spun around to face the Hellcat. Placing both hands on her shoulders she looked her leader squarely in her emerald aizu.
"Nothing that is except save her life you big baka dummy. You splashed water on her hand. That diluted the 'Syn K' and that managed to keep her away from Ryuuk's clutches. You're a heroine, stupid! Mar owes her life to you! I'm proud of you, partner." said Yuri. Kei was still blubbering.
"All I done was to shove her bloody fist into the dirty dishwater and I dunno why I done that even." admitted Kei, the colour returning to her cheeks. Yuri looked like Galactic War 3,000 had just begun.
"Dishwater? Holy shit! Sodium mixed with lanolin! They'll counteract the 'Ad Dro' in her for sure! Kome! Donovan here. Rep me up an autohypo and charge it with a thousand milligrams of 'NovaLydakaine' stat! Meet me at sick bay! Out. Christ! I sure am glad now that I gave her that last 'Ax 30' shot! That means she's calm so just pray that the 'Tetracycogene' hasn't started to work on her yet. Being in a comatose state may save her I hope! Kei! 'Cat'! 'Kitten'! Nami! Move your asses! You'll all have to help me so let's go!" yelled Yuri who was already at the lift.
END of Ch 57. Ch 58 'The Trouble with Gundams' or 'The Return of the Liberator' soon. Getting interesting eh? Wonder how our heroine’s gonna get outta this one? Read on and r/r/s away as always. Have a wunnerful day and sfn/sys/jm/Kami bless you all for your interest and assistance. Hooble-toodle-doo! Toodles tomos watashi-K&K
I dickered over this chapter’s titles. Let me know if I got ‘em right eh?
PS- I really do appreciate all your loyalty and support over the years my tomos watashi all! And you can take that to the bank folks!-K&K
See ya next blog post. Toodles-K&K
This next two chapters will bring me up to date. Then I have to wind up this one and think about my next one folks- K&K
Still can't figure out BS spacing here! Gomen fo the mess!

03 August 2009

Just love this pix of Yuri hanging by athrea- literally from Project EDEN. The Angels actually take a bath inside a radiation filled pitchblende mine in this one!
You all know by now that Neko Olson the shapeshifting human/nekomata/cat/trill is our mascot for the guide. We owe a debt of gratitude to her creator highteckdudu who allows us to use her.Monthly Anime on TV Viewing Guide for Anime Programming on ComcastOnDemand Channels:
AUGUST 2009- Updated 1 August 2009

First a little offtopic but under Premium Channels there is still a Movieplex section. I thought it was gone for good but it came back. Newest flick is Godzilla 2000 and it's a great Godzilla film. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Howard the Duck and Nightmare Before Xmas are there too.

COD/CE/AdultSwim/Action

Big O (Ep 14)Code Geass (Ep 18)Death Note (Eps 33 to 35)Ghost in the Shell/SAC (Eps 9 to 10)InuYasha (Eps 135 to 137)

COD/CE/AnimeSelects and Anime Network are no longer available OnDemand. Sorry. Sadly I will no longer be listing anything anime nor cartoon from COD/Kids. There are just too many to keep following them. Again sorry for the inconvenience. Be warned, however, that many anime/cartoons/movies/series here can be pay per view especially the stuff under COD/Kids/All Movies.

COD/CE/IFC/Anime

Gunslinger Girl (Eps 12-13)(Read my blog re GG. Orphaned cyborg girls trained to kill. The Social Welfare Agency- Section 2 of the Italian government is a junior version of Ghost in the Shell's Section 9. Cool dialogue and great music!). Looks like IFC has ended its love affair with anime with the close out of GG's 1st season. Who knows when or if anime will ever return to IFC/Automat on demand or on IFC 165? Shimatta dirty shame I say!

COD/CuttingEdge/FunimationAnime ( Some are listed under Movies&Events too):

Only Murder Princess, Kenichi, Nana, Romeo X Juliet, Buso Renkin, Claymore, Heroic Age, Kaze No Stigma, Honey & Clover and D. Gray-Man are first ep free then 99 cents each. Balance of titles are free and all pay perview titles are also available under Movies & Events/Funimation Anime as well:

Drama-Comedy:
Case Closed (Eps 19 to 21)Peach Girl (Ep 17)Suzuka (Eps 16 to 18)

Action-Fantasy:
Aquarion (Eps 18 to 20)Galaxy Railway (Ep 14)Jyu-Oh-Sei (Eps 10-12)Mushi Shi (Eps 13-14)Sasami (Eps 11-12)

Ouran Host HS Club (Eps 21 to 24)

Murder Princess (Eps 1 to 6)(NEW)
Kenichi (Eps 19 to 20)
D. Gray-Man (Eps 19 to 23)
Nana (Eps 5 to 8)
Romeo X Juliet (Eps 7 to 10)
Honey & Clover (Eps 1 to 4)(NEW)(Art students at college romantic mystery fare)

Cosplay Cuties (Anime costumes on view):
Being LolitaBreakfast SushiCosplay Cuties!Dating in TokyoKtttens!!!Real Cuties- Volume 2

Baccano! (Eps 5-7)(Crime that spans centuries)(FREE)

Buso Renkin (Eps 1-8)(Kid defends girl. Kid dies but isn't dead)
Claymore (Eps 1-10)(Yomas are evil but they fear Claymores- mutated Yoma)
Heroic Age (Eps 1-8)(Princess leads people in search of a saviour on another world)
Kaze No Stigma (Eps 1 to 9) (Wind warrior descendant discovers gift has skipped a generation)

All pay per view anime available under Movies & Events/ Funimation Anime

Movies-Specials:
These are $2.99 each to view:

Case Closed- 14th Target
Negima! 2 OVA (99 cents each)School Rumble 1-2 OVA (99 cents each)

This next section of COD/Kids may have changed. Remember onegai that I only keep the Kids/Movies and Kids/Free Movies updated now. As far as I know all the kiddie stuff and teen stuff under Kids is still there albeit later eppys than I have here. Ditto for the Free Movis and Premium Channels sections for kid stuff. Check it out if you're interested at COD:
COD/PremiumChannels/Starz/StarzKids:

Nanoboy (Eps13) (A pint sized kiddie type superhero)Nightmare Before Xmas, Meet the Robinsons, Ferngully (Amazon Adventure), Chronicles of Narnia 2/Prince Caspian, Iron Giant, Wall-e
COD/PremiumChannels/Encore/Kids:

Ratatouille (A rat teaches a French chef wannabe in France)(Animated film)

COD/PremiumChannels/Encore

Resident Evil 3

COD/PremiumChannels/Starz/AllMovies

Spiderman 3, Underdog

COD/PremiumChannels/Max/EarlyPremieres

Incredible Hulk, Fantastic Four 2 (Silver Surfer), New Wolverine flick (Sneak Peek), The Mummy 3/Dragon Emporer (stars Jet Li)

COD/PremiumChannels/Movieplex

God's Gun (Yeah a Western but well if you've read my ff's you'll get the irony)See balance of titles at beginning of guide above.

COD/Kids/CartoonNetwork (No change from May for any of Kids shows):

Ben 10 Alien Force (Eps 1,2,25,26)Total Drama Island (Cartoon but animeish fun. Better than 'Survivor' reality game show which it mimics!) (Eps 18 to 22, Total Drama Drama Special Eppy) Secret Saturdays (Cartoon or anime? Very like old Johnny Quest shows)(Eps6,7,11 to 14)Bakugan (Eps 8 to 16)(Dueling tops to save the world BION! Small fry fare)

COD/Kids/DisneyXD

Iron Man (Cartoon but animelike) Titles: Grim Reaper, Spiderman (Ditto as above) Titles: Menace of Mysterio; Alien Costume- Pt 1; Spider-Slayers

Pucca (Chop Socky fun cartoon) Titles: Chop Chewie; Chef Napped; Tame That Toon; Fab Abyo

Yin Yang Yo! (Cartoon like 'Avatar the Last Airbender' and pretty decent) Titles: Camp Magic Pants; Clown-Fu Fighting; Skirting the Issue; For the Love

X-Men (Could be anime or cartoon. A great series and great flicks. Hugh Jackman (Wolverine in films) hosted the Oscars) Titles:The Cure; Slave Island; X-Men: Cold; Unstoppable

Aaron Stone Titles: First Strike, Hero Rising (Parts 1-2), Timeout, Rockin' the Free

COD/Kids/KidsWB

Thundercats (A very rare anime and Mama has been after it for years!) (Eps 112 to 116)

Batman Beyond (Animelike cartoon w/ old Bruce training new Batman) (Eps 201 to 207)

The Batman (Cool animelike cartoon w/ Rimo (Ray's bro) Romano as the Batman) (Eps 212 to 213 and 301 to 303)

COD/Kids/Bomerang

Nothing this time I'm afraid.

COD/Kids/Free Movies

The Trojan Horse(Famous novel w/ kids as characters), The Song Spinner, Muppets From Space (Don't miss the houseflies and chimps in space flicks either. Hunt for them. They are there- trust me.)

COD/Kids/Kids Movies(Pay Per View films)

Aladdin (Robin Williams is the genie) $2.99; Dr Seuss' Horton Hears A Who (Jim Carrey is Horton) $4.99; City of Ember (Save the glittering city!) $4.99; Kung Fu Panda (Jack Black the fighting panda) $4.99; Madagascar 2 (Lost animals again) $4.99; Open Season 2 (Deer leads animals against hunters again) $4.99; Pocahontas (Indian girl loves nature and Smitty) $2.99; Return to Neverland (PP must rescue Wendy from Hook years later) $2.99; Wall-E (The Oscar winner of 2008) $4.99; Atlantis the Lost Empire $2.99; Inkheart $4.99; Pink Panther 2 $4.99; Tale of Desperaux $4.99; TMNT (The turtles are back) $2.99
Many more- Check the onscreen guides

COD/Kids/4KidsTV

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Back to Sewer) Titles: Back to Sewer #6; Hacking Stockman; Search for Splinter- Pts 1-2; Turtles Space- Pt 1

Yugioh 5 D's Titles: Duel to Remember; Lockdown Duel (Pts 1-2) Fire It Up; The Takeback (Pts 1-2)

Chaotic (Weird one but a cartoon) (Eps 147 to 149)Dino King (Another oldie weirdo cartoon) (Eps 140 and 142)

COD/Kids/Kabillion

Spiderman Titles: Cosmic Quantum-Ep 7 and 18 (CQ is in almost every Kabillion section here); Spiderman- Disabled and Scam; X-Men: Mutant, Past, Rogue, Wolverine and X-Impulse

Transformers Titles: CQ- 18; Rocket: Earth Day; Surf: Kalani David; Transformers- Eps 13, 19, Sound

Godzilla Titles: CQ-Ep 7; Dennis the Menace- Band; Godzilla- Eps 6 and 9; Rocket: Earth Day and Rockin', Skateboarding

Men In Black Titles: Men In Black- Eps 7 and 9;Rocket: Earth Day; CQ- Eps 7,12,18

GI Joe Titles: CQ- Eps 7,12,18; GI Joe- Eps 11-13; Rocket: Earth Day; Surf: Kalani David
New GI Joe:Rise of Cobra coming 7 August to theatres. Don't miss the preview on Adult Swim at midnight ET Sunday night!

Ghostbusters Titles: Ghostbusters- Eps 3 and 6; Rocket: Earth Day; CQ- Eps 7,18

Code Lyoko & More Titles: Code Lyoko- Earth, Seeing, Start; Kiteboarding; Surf: Kalani David; CQ- Ep 18

COD/FreeMovies/Trivia&Games (FREE)

TV Trivia: Disney Ch 1; Friends 2; Jr. 4; Seinfeld; TV to Go 1

Channel 1 Challenge: A&E Challenge 2; Anime Challenge 2; Kids Challenge 2; Life&Home Challenge 2; Music Challenge 2; Sports & Fitness Challenge 2

Quizzo: Entertainment 1 to 3; History Round 1 to 3

Scene It? Trivia: Disney 5; Disney Channel 1; Disney to Go; Friends 2; Harry Potter 5 and 7; Jr. 4; Movie 5 and 6; Seinfeld; Star Trek; TCM 4 and TV to Go 1

Trailer Trivia: Various movie trailers with a special Tom Hanks category

Movie Trivia: Disney 5; Disney to Go; Harry Potter 5 and 7; Movie 5 and 6; Star Trek and TCM 4

Brainteasers: Animated Phrases 2 to 4; Pix Puzzles 2 and 3; Word Puzzles 2 and 3

Recreational Games: Same as before plus Darts 501

Big Brain Trivia: Brain Game 15 to 19 (Beg/Int/Expert)

COD/Kids/ActivityTV

Origami (Japanese art of paper folding)Hometown Recipes (Like Chicago style pizza)Cartooning Lessons

COD/PremiumChannels/HBO:

Transformers the movie(Don't miss TR/Revenge of the Fallen in theatres now and setting box office records to boot- $300Million+ at last check!); A Veggietales Movie; Bee Movie; August Rush; Babe

COD/FreeMovies/TMC:

King of the Ants (A bit bloody but a darn good revenge flick!)

That's all the FREE anime/cartoons on demand but there quite a few Pay Per View Ones here:

COD/PremiumChannels/DisneyFamilyMovies:

These run a basic subscription of $5.99 a month and only two really touch on anime this time around.

Phoenix & Carpet (A firebird and a flying carpet a la Boronov's symphonies)

G Force Sizzle (sneak preview of new animated film which is like GI Joe)

COD/Movies&Events/FunimationAnime:
Covered elsewhere in this guide.

COD/PremiumChannels/TooMuchForTV/Imports:

This service runs $14.99 a month guys and gals:

Hills Have Size 1 and 2 (Raunchy fare re girls' "hills" ahem breasts!)

(Most of these PPV animes are definitely not for the kids!)

TMFT has other non-anime fare too and it's pretty raunchy so be warned gang!

This is getting tiresome already man! Show of hands onegai of those who think we should stick to adult anime and anime related films only? After all how many 12 year oldsters we got here anyway?

From now on I'll post this list twice monthly and I'll keep it under 'Files' rather than 'Messages' or 'Blogs' (at www.Eons.com/groups/group/anime-a-holics/Files)

The 'teaser' beginning of the chapter on blog's first page and the balance in the comment/reply is how I'll post my fanfiction chappies from now on.

Hope you guys and gals like this new method of posting tv lists. A reminder that Sci Fi's(now SYFY) AniMonday at 11 PM ET is a double eppy of 'Gundam 00' (BGR anime) and a double eppy of 'The Rave Master' (a hilarious swords/sorcery anime a la InuYasha and Those Who Hunt Elves as well as Onepiece. Cool series especially the location names like 'Hip Hop City' OK the 'Rave' gives Haru Glory's sword power but to defeat the evil ShadowGuards will require four 'Rave Stones' which have been scattered all across the world like the shards of the Shi Kon no Tama in IY and the spell fragments on TWHE not to mention DragonBalls!)

Good news from SYFY folks! AniMonday has been expanded from 9 PM ET to 1 AM ET with the first two hours called Chiller. Chiller will feature unusual and scary anime film masterpieces beginning with Blood:The Last Vampire which spawned the Blood+ saga and a brand new live action film now running in theatres.
Hey WitchBlade the film (with Sarah Pezzini not Masane Amaha- yech!) will hit theatres in a year or so while DragonBall and Death Note are already out there showing. Many more anime based flicks are coming soon and they are filming Bebop with Keanu Reeves in Dave's role as Spike Steigel. For Jett I'd pick LF- Larry Fishburne or even MF- Morgan Freeman. Denzel Washington or Samuel L Jackson don't fit the mold. How about Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana as 'Ed' and Lindsay Lohan as Faye Valentine? (Rafe) Donnelly could be Tommie Lee Jones. Hey I oughta be a Hollywood cast finder eh? Gad, I wonder how much of a muckup they'll make of the 'Bebop', 'Swordfish II', 'Redtail' and 'Hammerhead'? I don't think Ed's power scooter had a name although we all know the computer she wore on her head with 'goggle monitors' was named 'Tomato'!

Here's the new Saturday night CN/AS lineup which begins earlier now for us at 12:00 AM ET following Star Wars the animated series at midnight. All times Eastern of course:

12:00AM to 1:00 AM Bleach (2 eppys)
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Morabito (Spearwoman protects prince)
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Star Wars the Clone Wars (Geo Lucas does it again folks!)
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Code Geass (Just restarted. Must be seen to be appreciated)
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Fullmetal Alchemist
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM Death Note
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM Ghost in the Shell/Stand Alone Complex
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Cowboy Bebop
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Big 0 (Big Giant Robot fare)
5:00 AM to 6:00 AM InuYasha (2 eppys once more- yay!)

Sad to see Naruto eliminated in favour of Ben 10 Alien Force which dominates Saturday evenings on CN. It follows Total Drama Island and 6Teen which is about teens in a shopping mall. Now Ben 10 has been replaced with reality TV shows and Total Drama Island the animated Survivour series.

Before I forget we just watched Mallrats which is a Jay & Silent Bob teen comedy filmed in a New Jersey shopping mall. Jason Lee (Dave Seville in Chipmunks flick) played a comic fanatic and the special guest star was Stan Lee himself. If you saw Fantastic 4- Rise of the Silver Surfer you may have caught a cameo of him as one of the wedding guests at the Reed Richards/Sue Storm nuptials. In Mallrats he was an integral character. Stan was signing comics at the mall and helped out Jason with a few problems. Don't miss this flick or Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back when the goofs come to Hollywood. Cameos by Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) and Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia). He's a supervillain (natch- he voices 'em everywhere) and she's a nun (go figure eh?)

Anyhow Showtime is where we saw 'em- Showtime at COD.

A couple of Code Geass crossovers in this week's eppys. Two of the new 'Nightmares' (like Gundams) have unusual names: 'Guren' (as in 'Guren Lagann' the BGR anime series above) and 'Zangetsu' (as in the name of Ichigo Kurosaki's 'zampatou' sword in 'Bleach'. His has the voice of Richard Epcar who also voices the last of the Bounts- Kouga)

In both Code Geas and in FMA some of the characters have a special logo in their eye a la Code Lyoko's XANA logo in the evil characters' eyes.

In both Death Note and Bleach there are specific hints as to character origins. In DN Ryuuk tells Light Yagami that any user of the DN book can neither go to Heaven nor Hell after death. So what's left? Shinigami World meaning that DN book users after death become Shinigami death gods- right?

In Bleach Rukia's Squad 13 captain (the one that is always sick as a rule) tells a subordinate that Ichigo's friends are special with unusually high spiritual pressures. He goes on to say that he would not be at all surprised if after death they became soul reapers themselves after they had passed on to the Soul Society. Renji Abari committed a minor faux pas in this week's eppy. While fighting one of the Arrancar Hollows he told him that by the time Kiske arrived the Arrancar himself would be dead. He apparently forgot that all Hollows are already dead to begin with. For that matter are soul reapers really alive or dead?

Discovered why Moribito theme music is so familiar. Group is Arc 'n ciel who did the GTO theme Driver's Edge. Early OT and ET for Death Note are done by Nightmare group which is what the Black Knights and Brittanians' Gundamlike fighting suits are called.

In FMA Ed has learned truth behind the Ishbaal massacre of fifteen years ago while brother Al has just discovered the identity of the Homunculi leader from the snake chimera Marta seconds before she was murdered by the #7 Homunculus- the Fuehrer King Bradley himself. He is Pride- the seventh deadly sin! But- who is his boss? Rose of Lior has become pals with Lira the girl alchemist who used to be with Yochi the state alchemist army lieutenant and she's now called the Holy Mother but she has gone mute and who's her baby's father? The climax seems to be fast approaching and it promises to be exciting so don't miss it gang!

Another Bleach note- why does Aizen want Orihime kidnapped? What or who is the hojioque he has stolen which will awaken in the winter? Who is the lad newly born from its power? What does Kiske know which he ain't telling? Can Ichigo defeat his Espada nemesis? Don't ya just love that jutsu used by Captain Toshiro Hitagawa- reign over the frosted heavens! then the name of his zambatou?
A version of it is used by the evil Dragon Emporer in Mummy 3 when Jet Li turns a field of snow into jagged ice stalagmites. Of course he has mastery over the five Chinese elements- fire, water, earth, wood and metal! If there are only five elements in Chinese philosophy then how can there be an avatar or guardian of the air- Avatar the Last Airbender? Air is not one of those elements! And who's the looney tunes Espada poor Rangiku is stuck with?

Getting into DLs and ULs and burning CDs again. Trying to get into attaching videos to messages like I do pix now but it's damned tricky folks!

Happy birthday to Tom Kenney who voices one of the autobots in the new Transformers flick. He's the narrator for the StarWars/CloneWars animated series on AS too.

I am now reading Umberto Eco's classic novel Foucault's Pendulum which is all about the Knights Templar and the Grand Plan and the Philosopher's Stone and other heavy stuff like that. It's a great book and might make a great film if Hollywood ever wises up. It's a bit of a wordy read and calls for an understanding of world history and a smattering of mythology and stuff but it is well worth it. Eco wrote that marvelous book Name of the Rose which became a film starring Sean '007' Connery as a monk detective. Latest book I've read is Nathaniel Hawthorne's Tanglewood Tales which is a different retelling of Greek mythology. He even calls Mercury (Hermes) the gods' messenger Quicksilver. That was also the name of one of the X-Men villains and was voiced by Richard Ian Cox. Any suggestions for my next reading quest?
I like puzzles, quests, treasure hunts and the like. I have had my fill of mysteries though.
Mama is reading The Magic Labyrinthe which I have covered in the blogs and messages. In September I will be getting The Lost Symbol- Dan Brown's newest novel. Not much info on that book yet though.

Am currently reading a Farmer novel- Other Log of Phileas Fogg and it's like something outta Dr Who! There's a 'distorter' which works like a beam transporter only forget about sneaky moves with it! When it activates it bongs loudly many times at both ends! Seems Terra has two ancient alien races- Capellians and Eridaeneans- who live about a millenia each unless they get killed. They wage a constant war on each other to remake Terra into Utopia (Eridaeneans) or ruin it and rule it (Capellians). Fogg and Passepartout and Ayouda are Eris but Fix and Nemo are Caps. Somehow or other Fogg's trip around the globe is no mere bet but a race to save Earth! Anyone who has read it and/or the Riverworld sagas may comment if they wish.

I have just added three plums to my anime vids collection: Complete DVD sets of Noir, Gasaraki and Tactics. I already have the complete set of Black Lagoon on DVD and partials on Blood+, Cyborg 009, FMA, Bleach and a few others. I have the first 7 eppys of Morabito and am on the lookout for the set. Bobby has the complete set of Trigun and Mama has the complete set of Gunslinger Girl and Witchblade. Anyone else have any new acquisitions to talk about? If so blog it here or post some messages folks.

I will leave you with this. I invite everyone to visit the Forums in SciFi.com (syfy.com after 7 July) under AniMondays/RaveMaster and read all about my newest fave anime series- the Rave Master. I burned the RM OT 'Rave-olution' by Reel Big Fish for Mama for Mom's Day and she has not stopped playing that CD since then. She adores it and she loves RM and Gundam 00 which precedes it on Mondays AniMondays on SciFi (now SYFY) Channel.

Bobby's fave on the History Channel 'Ice Road Truckers' returns on 31 May and 27 September Mama's fave Dexter returns to Sundays on Showtime. When will my Angels ever return- who knows? Maybe I'll watch them tonight- nai Nora Roberts' Blue Smoke is on OnDemand. It's the female version of Ron Howard's Backdraft albeit it is set in Baltimore MD rather than Pittsburgh PA. It's all about a gal who becomes an arson investigator and features Scott Bakula (Cpt Jonathan Archer of the Enerprise) in Bobby DeNiro's Backdraft role as senior arson squad leader and Caterina's boss. Reena is Alice Witt reprising the Backdraft role played by Alec Baldwin if I remember aright.

By the way Discover Channel (Ch 64 on Comcast) has dropped (at least for now) Josh Bernstein's Into the Unknown series from their lineup. Josh was on a morning TV talk show this past Wednesday and he may be returning to the History Channel soon. A shame to lose his show since good archaeological shows are few and far between these days. I grew up with Bold Venture and Marlin Perkins' Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom as well as the Wonderful World of Walt Disney. Today's Disney crap would make Walt upchuck! Imagine showing stuff unsuitable for the entire family on network TV in prime time!

Another great show was In Search Of narrated by Leonard 'Mr Spock' Nimoy and I recall an eppy of theirs re the Knights Templar and Foucault's Pendulum. If anyone knows where I can find a copy of those gems on VHS or DVD onegai let me know. A big domo arigatou in advance for your assistance. Gotta really go now and get some blogging done and maybe post Chapter 50 at last.

Just saw Kurosawa's masterpiece 7 Samurai and started reading Angels & Demons after I finished Bored With the Rings (a LOR satire) and Fritz Lieber's Knight & Knave of Swords which was about the two unlikely Norse heroes Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser- think of Arnie Schwarzenegger teamed up with Bruce Willis! Next chapter real soon now. Have a great day and weekend. Sayonara for now folks.

Just finished reading Philip Jose Farmer's climactic ending novel to his Riverworld series- The Magic Labyrinthe and boy is it cool! Doesn't make too much sense if you haven't read the other Riverworld books though. SciFi showed a made for TV Riverworld movie some time ago but it didn't do the books justice at all. The three key characters are all from history: Sam (Mark Twain) Clemens, King (f. Prince) John of Robin Hood lore and Sir Richard Burton the great explorer who searched for the Nile's source (not to be confused with the actor of the same name). Wikipedia has a pretty decent synopses of Farmer's Riverworld sagas if anyone is interested.

Looks like COD has some good movie fare this month. Here are just a few:

Angel Unchained; Army of Darkness; Evil Dead 2; Haunted; Haunting of Julia; Candyman (Don't miss Tony Todd in the new Transformers flick); Dracula (Gary Oldman); Mindwarp (w/ Angus 'Phantasm' Scrimm); Waxworks and Waxworks 2; Wishmaster and Wishmaster 3 and 4; Buffy the Vampire Slayer; X Files and X Men; Devour and Fly Me to the Moon (Houseflies on Apollo rocket). Go ahead. Give 'em a whirl. Gotta go now.

Almost forgot Planet of the Apes and Beneath the Planet of the Apes- both classics!

Has anyone seen G Force yet? How about Haunting in Connecticut?
Someone has suggested at FaceBook that our anime is dead. Boy did that ever open a potboiler of contention! If anime is dead well nobody told Hollywood! DragonBall, Watchmen, GI Joe, Blood:TLV, Transformers2, the list seems endless eh?

I have now posted up to and including Ch 56 of Wings. I am trying to get Xmas and Wings rewritten and published. Think they will sell? A note to budding authors- Avoid 'author mills' like AuthorAmerica and AuthorHouse. All they want is for you to pay them to publish YOUR works! They guarantee nothing! Likewise avoid AbsoluteWriters Water Cooler for info and inspiration. They are quite negative and attempt to discourage a struggling author!

Well that's it for this time. Enjoy and toodles tomos watashi-K&K

02 August 2009

AngelWings Ch 56 'Nova Hellsing Returns'/'Change of Plans'

Angel Wings
Ch 56

'Nova Hellsing Returns'/'Change of Plans'

Here's that pix from last post again. Hint- she stole a 3WA ship when she quit the 3WA.








OK This is Lily (Langtry) who was Kei and Yuri's temporary partner during the Waldess incident in DP Flash/Act I. She only wanted to think about dating and her fashions and was no use whatsoever on the case. In fact she got taken hostage by one of the perps! She soon tired of the 3WA and quit taking one of their cruisers with her! In Xmas and Wings I made her Ella Hathway's new rookie trainee after she repeated at the Academy I should add. Was she any good? Ella had no complaints.

Now here's the mystery pix for this post. Hint- DPF/Act III/Winners in Summer Colours/he made life a living Hell for our duo especially Yuri!
Look familiar? Yuri loathed him and hated this assignment and they got him back at the end too!







Wow! Kei's been injured and now that worst of all combat weapons is in Zorin's cronies' hands- Gundams! Almost as terrifying as the 'God Guns' or the Angels' new toy- the r-- whoops! I almost let the neko outta the sack folks! This chapter will put two close tomos at loggerheads with each other and nai it ain't Vacuumhead and Firebrand either! Some old tomos return and the Boss decides to go to ?

ANGEL WINGS

DISCLAIMER: OK ‘Dynamo’ darlin’, it’s all yours. First I wanna thank Mr T for the use of his Angels and stuff. Then I wanna thank everyone else who has been allowing us to use their creations here like Thom Beers for the use of his ice road truckers Hugh, Drew, Rick, Eric, Alex and Bear. I took the liberty of naming the 3WA academy in Furool City on Shimougou after Mr Haruka Takachiho in honour of his creations- the Angels. How was that, Yuri? Great, kiddo. Oh hai it sure was, Kei! Now since we left ya up in the air last time let’s get to Ch 56 without any further meandering, shall we? Why is Zack Zero back and oro does he want with Suba Marina Oki? Can Mandy keep her big mouth shut? A hint re the titles- Aw do ya expect me to spoil it for ya? Oro does this all mean? We’ll find out momentarily gang. The Boss Red Marshall’s on the warpath again! Here ’tis:-



CHAPTER 56


'The Nova Hellsing Returns' or 'Change of Plans'


Mar glanced at Nami's PDO and all at once her face brightened.


"Crap! How did I ever forget that? The 'Adonis Arch'! Gene? Doesn't that come out somewhere near 'Shalimar Crossing'?" she asked eagerly.



"Even better than that Contessa. The 'Arch' comes out at--" drawled Han Solo.



"The 'Seretai Slide'!" cried Gene Starwind, Villa and Jimbo Hawking together.



"You got it. That'll shave an entire solar day off ou jaunt to 'Romulus'." drawled Han.



"It'll take us to the other sie of 'Remus', love." explained Villa when Kome lookd confused.


Hurriedly Mar tapped a fresh set of coordinates into Nami's PDO while Gene and Han looked on.



"There. That is the fastest route I know to 'Adonis'. Input these into the nav comp, Nami. (Nami disappeared into the nav room) Let's get going, Cap. I may as well use this ready room as my command centre. Han, the bridge comm is all yours. Get this ship to 'Romulus' with all possible speed. Dismissed." said the blone with finality and she sat down at the conference table.




Kome was already seated at the desk before the hitherto unseen firing controls for the dreaded 'railguns'. Kei had gone to check out their new 'toy'- the 'railgun'.



"Shit! She's like a kid in a candy store whenver she finds out about a new weapon." said Mar with a grin.



"Yup. She's a lot like 'Kitten' in tht regard, ma'am." agreed Rally 'Cat' Vincent. Suddenly Mar felt the hairs prickle on the nape of her neck. Then she relaxed and pointed.



"The apples are down the hallway in the break room, Ryuuk." she said.



"Much obliged, Blondie." replied the horrifying death god who was hovering behind the blonde. He flew off in search of his 'apple fix'.



Next door Gene had just set the 'LA2' on 'George' and turned to face Solo who was standing behind his chair.



"Something on your mind, old buddy?" drawled Han.



"Yeah pirate I was just wondering where the Hell Reds sent my 'Star', who has her and why?" replied Starwind.



"Dunno any of those answers partner. Sorry." drawled the ex-smuggler. The squawk box suddenly came to life.



"Legato's got the 'Outlaw Star' and a team of fighters went along with him. Their mission is to locate Thrawn and Dooku's armada and get their fleet to chase the 'Star' back to 'Remus' sort of like a decoy, Cap. That's why we have to get to 'Remus' ourselves- fast. Zack Zero's 'Liberator' and the 'Black Knights' are headed on an intercept course from the opposite direction. If all goes as planned we'll have those raiders in a crossfire. Reinforcements have been dispatched to both 'Romulus' and 'Remus' by the 'ISSP' ('Inter Solar Systems Police') and the 'Galactic High Command' so you guys just concentrate on getting us to our rendezvous point as quickly as you can. Steady as she goes, boyos. If you see Villa, send him in here. I need him to explain about 'railguns' to Nat and Kome's crew. He told Nami he'd used 'em before on your ship, Gene. Keep me posted and advise me when we reach the 'Arch'. Angel out." said Mar tossing down her PA mike.


"Villa should be here soon and he'll show you how to use those things, kids." she said and went back to studying the vid manuals for the Mark XXXII long rang ion cannon. And eleven levels below them--



"Holy Mother of Christ! Will ya look at that bloody thing! I could swear it don't show up anywhere on my 'Angel's schematics!" cried Kei while she stared upwards at a gigantic pair of gleaming white Kelvinite cylinders. The Boss was standing on a catwalk above SubLevel Three. From there the huge monstrosities stretched all the way up the ship's atrium to Surface Level Nine and all the way down to the very bottom of the ship.



"Maybe they were left off the blueprint diagrams on purpose, Miss Hellfire. Their range must be awesome. (Villa pointed below them) See those extra dual afterburners? (Kei squinted and nodded) I'll lay even money on those being the back blast exhaust ports of those things. Their backblasts must be pretty close to forty K (thousand) kilos (kilometres. A kilometre is close to three-quarters of a mile so you do the math) Better keep this ship a full hundred K kilos ahead of the rest of the convoy unless your bosses are fond of fricaseed space cruisers, mum." said Villa who was Gene's gunner on the 'Star'. Temporarily he had Lt Nat's job as bridge weapons officer. He pointed upwards to Surface Level Four far above them.



"See that massive anti-grav trolley and its crane system up there, love? (The redhead frowned and nodded again) That must be the loader assembly so those hatches must be the breech portals. Hey! Is that crosscorridor up on Six oro the Hell I think it is, Miss Hellfire?" breathed Villa in awe.



"Yeah. That's the 'God Gun', me old boyo. I take it these beauties (she pointed to the cylinders) are my 'railguns'?" asked the Boss.



"That they are, Miss Hellfire but I never saw any of this size before." replied Villa. Something inside his jacket chirped and he reached inside for his comlink pen. None of the men aboard used comlink earrings not even the pirates).



"Yeah? Villa here. Oro? Right-o. Be there in half a mo, mate. Villa out." he trilled and saluted the redhead beside him who of course ignored the salute.



"Gott go, kid. Duty calls. The Contessa (Brigadier) needs me topside stat." he said.



"Off you go then and thanks for the tour, Villa. Catch ya later, kiddo." replied Kei. Villa grinned and double-timed over to the lift. Kei decided to climb the long spiral gantryway stairs to Surface Level Four. She wanted a close-up gander at a 'railgun' shell.



"Holy shit! Each one must be half the length of the ship itself! A salvo (eight rounds) of these babies along with our two Gundams should do the trick nicely! Dooku and Thrawn- hang onto your asses! We're a-comin' for ya!" she shouted.



"Boss Reds? Everything OK down there, ma'am?" shouted Goat Smith from the balcony on Level Seven.



"Yeah. Just fine and dandy, Goat. Sorry if I startled ya, boyo. Is the dip-- Wing Commander with you?" yelled the redhead through her cupped hands. Apparently she'd forgotten her comlinks were on her ears and Goat had forgotten his was in his pocket.



"That's a negatory, Boss Reds. She's in the star room watching out for the bad guys." shouted Smith from above.



"I'm going back to my quarters. Ask the Brigadier to meet me there tout sweet onegai (please)." yelled Kei.



"Roger and willco, ma'am. Consider it done." cried Goat and he left to find the blonde.



Several levels down in the docking bays a 'death warmed over' dude who could rival Ryuuk for 'ugliest thing of the year' award looked on curiously.



"Why the Hell do we all have to have these comlink things, Police Girl? Jersey Smith and the Red Demon don't seem to either use or need them." observed Alucard.




He and Vicky were prepping the 'Nova Hellsing' for flight. Seras 'Police Girl' Victoria wiped a greasy hand across her forehead and stood up. Her flight suit coveralls were filthy with grease and muck.



"Nothing that woman does seems to make any sense, Master. (She raised her voice and shouted up the companionway) Try firing up the warp core now, Walter. I've tightened up all the connections down here so it should work." she told her 'stand-in' pilot.



"Captain?" trilled a husky female voice.



"Yes? Oro is it, Integra?" trilled Vicky.




Usually Sir Integra Winifred Van Helsing was both Vicky and Al's boss at 'Hellsing Group' but that was back on Terra. Kei had long since promoted Vicky to Captain and given her command of a captured 'Zenobian' star cruiser which Vicky had promptly christened the 'Nova Hellsing' and chosen her vampire 'Master' Alucard as her executive officer.




Walter who was 'Hellsing's manager she made her gunner and Integra had been placed in charge of communications. The two 'Jersey Jerks' Jamie Wilson and Goat Smith she had reluctantly accepted as cooks. Big Spike Miroku was her security chief and the 'Gung Ho Gun' from 'Gunsmoke' Dominique the Cyclops had become her navigator. Engineering was another matter entirely.




Donnatella and Cyborg along with Blackfire and Raven had all been assigned to other ships. Neko Olson had been tapped by the 'Deadly Dynamic Duo' for a special secret mission (Gundam pilot) so Junpei the big hunter of elves had been made her chief engineer. Genie the tall swordswoman treasure seeker and 'Stun Gun' Milly Thompson from 'Gunsmoke' were his assistants. Her pilot had been Legato Bluesummers with Han Solo as co-pilot but the Contessa Brigadier had already grabbed them for other duties so Walter was the ship's temporary pilot. So far he had no co-pilot.



"Sorry Miss Victoria but the motors will not start." trilled an apologetic Walter.



"Oro the Fxxx is wrong with this piece of God-forsaken shit!" yelled the svelte captain angrily.



"Captain! I really must ask you to watch your language, Police Girl. You used the forbidden word again." scolded Alucard.



"Sorry Master. Junpei! You're the chief engineer! Oro the Hell's wrong with my ship?" demanded Vicky.



"How the Hell should I know, girl! I only know how to fix tanks! I sure wish Ryosko was here! That kid can fix anything! Yo! Fatass! Did ya get the power working yet? The Vampire Queen's bitching that her radios ain't working!" shouted Junpei.



"Hey! Brunhilda! Ya figure out why we can't get this piece of junk to work yet?" yelled the elf hunter.



"Junpei! Stop insulting Genie and Milly! They are both doing their best. They don't know anything more about these beasts than you do." said a small puppy dog in Starfire's arms.



"Sorry Lady Celsia. I apologize but dammit all I'm a mechanic not an engineer! Milly! Try beatin' on that grey thing up there with a hammer!" suggested the chief engineer.



"Don't do that! You'll blow up the blasted ship!" howled Starfire's companion a three metres tall raptor- a Triceraton named Dynamo.



He grabbed Milly's just before she struck the ship's dilythium converter catalyst.



"Oro seems to be the problem here, kiddies?" he growled.



"The Queen of Mean up there keeps bitching her power's too damned low to run her toys and this crappy bucket of bolts won't start, Mr Dynamo!" complained Junpei.



The huge dinosaur-like alien glanced at the gauge beneath the catalyst and chuckled.



"You're out of fuel, boy!" he growled.



"Dilythium crystals?" asked Integra who'd come down to see why her power had just totally conked out. She stuck a cigar in hermout and went to light it when--



"Yes and they are highly explosive Lieutenant Van Helsing so no smoking down here!" yelled Dynamo.



"That explains why the ship is not yet running. Why don't I have any power for my vidcomm systems?" she asked.



"Same reason, ma'am. Your power comes from that same fuel. Somebody go get some fuel cells from the supply room." ordered the raptor.



"I will get them, sir!" squealed Starfire excitedly.



"Don't go in the supply room without a hard suit!" called Walter from the companionway.




The tall violet-maned Tamaranian girl yanked open the door of the air-tight chamber and went inside. Naturally as with all air-tight chambers the portal sealed shut behind her. Sensing a new contaminant (Starfire) in the anti-matter field the automatic sensors sprayed the chamber with 'Thoron' a toxic acidic gas.




Had Star been human she would already be dead. Her Tamaranian metabolism saved her from the toxicity but not the acid. It did not effect her body, however, her clothing immediately disintegarated trapping a suddenly au natural Starfire inside!



"Oh Christ! Rangiku! Flood the fuel supply room with 'Nalcyon' quickly!" cried Vicky.




Rangiku was the 'Nova Hellsing's personal 'CC' computer program. She speedily complied with Vicky's orders and the 'Nalcyon' countered the 'Thoron' allowing Dynamo to unseal the chamber door.




He then hit the release panel but nothing happened. He frowned and tried again and again. Still nothing. He tried forcing it open but the portal still held. Vicky started to worry.



"Starfire? We cannot get the door open so I'm sending for help. Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of there." soothd Vicky.



"I know you cannot open this door and I know why, Auntie Vicky!" sobbed a distraught Starfire.



"Oro? Why?" asked a confused Dynamo.



"Because I am holding the door shut and I am a lot stronger than I look, sir." blubbered the tall Tamaranian.



"You stupid dumbass birdbrain! Why are ya doing that dammit? Let Dynamo open up the damned door!" roared Junpei.



"I'm sorry, Mr Junpei, sir but I cannot do that! I don't have any clothes on!" shreiked Starfire.



"The acid in the 'Thoron'. Of course, the acid. It disintegrated her clothing but not her body. A Tam's metabolism is different from a human's." explained Dynamo.



"Honey? There should be a locker in there with a flight suit and some deck boots. Go and look." said Vicky.



"I cannot, Auntie Vicky! If I let go of it the door will be open and all of you will see me in my birthday suit!" she whimpered.



"Nobody's going to see you, Star. I have locked the door again out here so it won't open until I unlock it again and I won't do that until you say you're ready. OK?" coaxed Vicky.



"OK. I'll go and look, Auntie. (A few minutes passed) There's a diving suit and a helmet ( a deep space hard suit) in here, Auntie Vicky but nothing else at all!" sobbed Star.



"Fine. Just climb into that suit. You don't need the helmet, dear. Just the hard suit." said Vicky.




A few minutes later Starfire told Vicky she was ready and at a nod from the captain Dynamo unlocked and released the door. Vicky pulled it open and Starfire collapsed into her arms. She and Junpei assisted the girl to a table and sat her down on it.



"She can barely move in this thing and it's crushing her! Integra, go rep up some clothes for her. Starfire? Auntie Integra's gone to get you some clothes. We'll help you out of this thing in the ladies' room when she comes back, Honey. Then you can get changed." said Seras Victoria.




Integra returned a dumped a load of clothing on the table.



"Here. I hope Rangiku got Star's sizes right. I repped up a schoolkid's uniform, socks, shoes and underwear." explained Integra.



With Milly and Genie helping Vicky got Starfire into the restroom and out of the hard suit. Starfire, however, insisted on getting dressed in the shower room. She returned a few minutes later blushing a little.



"I have gotten so used to pants that a skirt somehow makes me seem only half dressed." said Star.



"Go grab Lady Celsia (the 'puppy dog' was in reality an elven queen who had accidentally trapped herself in that shape with her own spell), go back to your own room and wear whatever the Hell you want." said a thoroughly exasperated Vicky.




She hated playing babysitter yet that was the job she had usually gotten stuck with before her promotion.



"Genie, get into a hard suit and anti-grav boots and get some 'dy' cells for us. Dynamo will show you how to load them into the catalyst." ordered the svelte captain.



An hour later with a fully loaded fuel catalyst and a fully charged-up power system Walter fired up the warp core and powerd up the main thruster units. The 'Nova Hellsing' pulsed with light and energy like a living thing.



"Success, Madam Captain!" cried the usually morose and taciturn vampire hunters' manager and accountant. Walter was a vampire slayer in his own right as well.



"Wonderful! Now can we eat? I'm starving to death for that tasty brunette who served us at lunch." chortled Alucard. Vicky was cross with him.



"Now Master, you know that Boss Reds has had fresh blood repped up for us ever since we joined forces with the 3WA and we took a solemn vow, an oath not to harm any humans, didn't we? Besides if you sated yourself on little Makoto who would serve us dinner?" replied Vicky.



Genie, Junpei, Milly and even Dynamo were in shock!



"Are you two really vampires? I always thought they were just kids' fairy tales." asked Genie.



"Master Alucard and myelf are truly of the undead, Genie. We must have human blood in order to exist, my dear. You need not worry though because as you just heard we have both sworn a sacred pledge not to harm anyone while we serve the 3WA. Since our 'Nova Hellsing' seems to be in working order shall we all go up to dinner? As soon as I get cleaned up that is. Ladies? We will meet you gentlemen upstairs. Please escort Starfire and Lady Celsia back to their quarters, Dynamo. Please tell Integra that Master and I will see her at dinner. You may go with them, Walter. You too Master. Sayonara." replied Vicky.



"Come in Mar. It's open. called Kei when her door klaxon chimed. The portals swished aside to admit the blonde commander.



"You wanted to see me, Boss? Oro's the problem this time?" asked Mar.




Kei waved her to a chair. Mar sat and accepted a mug of hot java from her superior. Kei was still in her dusty 3WA sweats and boots. She really looked like she'd been through the wringer. Actually she had gotten filthy climbing around looking at the 'railguns' with Villa.



"Man! You look like shit, kiddo!" oberved the blonde stifling a giggle.



"I know. Charlie's relay calls tend to do that to me Marlene. Uh listen. How big of a problem would it be to uh turn the ship around?" asked the redhead nonchalantly.



END of Ch 56. Ch 57 'Angel for the Angels?' or 'On to Onsokamaru?' soon. Getting interesting eh? Wonder how our heroine’s gonna get outta this one? Read on and r/r/s away as always. Have a wunnerful day and sfn/sys/jm/Kami bless you all for your interest and assistance. Hooble-toodle-doo! Toodles tomos watashi-K&K



I dickered over this chapter’s titles. Let me know if I got ‘em right eh?


PS- I really do appreciate all your loyalty and support over the years my tomos watashi all! And you can take that to the bank folks!-K&K



See ya next blog post. Toodles-K&K



This next one may be lengthy. Sorry.- K&K



Here's one more pix for ya-
Here is Alucard from Hellsing with his Vampireizer gun! Dirty Harry's green with envy! Somehow this guy always reminds me of Bleach's Kiske. There's another pix showing his face a bit clearer at the top of this post.

I definitely see a Kiske resemblance here! Don't ya just love anime weapons? He's awesomely gross but I still say 'Ugly of the Year' award goes to DN's Ryuuk the Shinigami death god! Any others? Aug 09 COD Guide follows this post. Sayonara tomos all!